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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

symbolic posted:

a few months ago my dad told me that i was almost aborted because my parents didn't think they were financially ready for a kid. they went to the clinic but it closed 10 minutes before they arrived. the day after my dad got promoted and so yeah, here i am.

first post is complete bullshit, as is most of the thread, I'm sure

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

tactlessbastard posted:

My dad's precious little brother that died at 28 of leukemia didn't fail to leave behind a loving child. We're all supposed to be all omg he's essentially his poor dead dad but that doesn't stop the fact that the loving pig, and by pig i mean literally a loving cop, raped for years essentially half of his cousins. Try that one on for true, motherfucker.

I am sorry for your lots

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

tactlessbastard posted:

If I had the choice of a different lot I would have taken it! Long time listener, first time caller, thanks for listening.

yeah whatever

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