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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
My mother was almost raped in Southside Chicago, the guy put a gun to her head and tried to drag her into an alley. She managed to mace him over her shoulder then stomped his nuts a bunch and booked. Cops never caught the guy.

My father once smoked crushed up horse tranquilizers out of a corn cob pipe. I also found out the reason he rode motorcycles was because in his younger years he got so many DUIs they took away his licence. He also did a short jail stint for beating up 3 Mexican guys in a turkey factory with one of his brothers.

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

beedeebee posted:

Read this as if he was frantically spinning his brother around, hitting the Mexican guys. Don't tell me I'm wrong.

not quite but they did end up slinging frozen turkeys at each other like crazy person dodge ball.

also all my aunts worked in a neighboring factory. it produced hunters deer scent, ketchup, lighter fluid, and bbq sauce. often all 4 in the same day, they'd just change the tanks, hose off the equipment a bit, and get to bottling.

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