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This pales in comparison, but it's the best I've got. My mom wasn't supposed to be able to have kids, so I was unexpected. During the pregnancy, my dad, who by all accounts was not very religious at the time (He had kids from two previous marriages and one ...acquaintance) began to receive 'visions' and by the time I was born, he was fully convinced that if I wasn't the second coming of Jesus, I was at least like a Moses or Joseph Smith level preordained holy religious figure (They were Mormon), and that's the only reason I was conceived, which was supposed to be impossible. They started going back to church, and he was super-super religious for the rest of his life. He only told me this when I was like 18, in a desperate attempt to talk me out of sleeping with my girlfriend, it didn't work  Supposedly, he never told me before because I had stopped going to church some years previous, and I can't know about that stuff while living a sinful life or something to that effect. I wanted to know more, but he said I couldn't know more unless I started going to church again. I didn't, and he never would go into anymore detail. He's passed away since, so I guess I'll never know about my missed opportunity to be nu-Jesus or start my own cult or something. It sounds absurd now, but at the time I was considering what sort of prophesied religious role I could fill, and was briefly very concerned that I might be the anti-Christ.
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METATERREN posted:On the one side of my family So your family has millions before the 1930s, lost it all, earned millions again just in time to lose it in 1987, earned a few millions quickly enough to lose it in the 1990s, and finally earned millions some more only lose it again in 2007? loving meritocracy at work? Your family is dumb as poo poo. Also, bullshit
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