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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Booblord Zagats posted:

We owned a LOT of slaves,. On our tobacco plantation. Which is shocking, I know.

same but ours was some kind of bean farm apparently

also 3 out of the 4 brothers who decided to fight for the confederacy died lmao

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

The Bible posted:

After my paternal grandmother died, we learned that her name and entire history were entirely fabricated. The only people who knew anything about her actual past are long dead now, and there doesn't seem to be much of a way to discover anything about my entire father's side of my family now, since he walked out when I was a baby and is dead now as well.

youre definitely a test tube baby

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Shes In Parties posted:

Dad's in the Aryan Nations, his dad got busted for running a gambling ring out of a bakery in Virginia. He used to buy my 12 year old biodad prostitutes and had him running numbers. He also molested my older sister and likely his own children.

Biodad (Nazi) fired at me with a rifle when I was a child, and my mother was raised in the cannabis/coke industry in the late 70's-80's. When grandpa (her dad) left the coast guard he got into drug trafficking and used to hold a bbq i'd go to with all his old biker buddies.

My maternal grandmother killed herself because of FLDS related abuse.

My mother got hep c from sharing a cocaine needle with my stepfather. I never knew that they did cocaine as a kid despite them not hesitating to roll large joints in front of us. My stepfather divorced my mother while she was on the Hep C treatments to run off with his mistress to Nevada.

I have a hosed up family. Need I go on?

yes

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Toadvine posted:

My great-grandfather was a pilot in WW2, pacific theatre. He had significant standing in the air force, and several levels of security clearance. He would intimate that there were very clandestine things taking place but of course wouldn't tell us what the hell he was talking about. He still "can't talk about it" but who knows, maybe he just wants to feel important.

The skeleton is this: After he got out he joined the Dayton OH police department and was employed during the Dayton race riots of 1963 and 1966. Presumably he cracked skulls and administered wooden shampoos with impunity.

Thats much less a source of pride than his heroics in the war...

you sure he wasn't some nobody PFC that worked on engines because this story and pretty much every other military story from WW2 is a few sentences short of someone claiming to have kicked hitler in his one ball

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