trying to jack off posted:

theres also the goon that collects rat skulls from under his fridge to decorate his warhammer toys

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

Korthal posted:

It's neat to see agents finally being used in battle.

Love the complete lack of blood. Can't wait to pay 5bux to unlock that.

Also, where are my skraven. It's not that hard to do, just make a few giant rats and use speedtree to spawn a million of them. Throw in a great horned rat once in a while and your set.

Finally, foot of gork

Korthal posted:

It's neat to see agents finally being used in battle.

Love the complete lack of blood. Can't wait to pay 5bux to unlock that.

Also, where are my skraven. It's not that hard to do, just make a few giant rats and use speedtree to spawn a million of them. Throw in a great horned rat once in a while and your set.

Finally, foot of gork

FactsAreUseless posted:

Okay, you face-loving Jesus-making GBS threads smug "we're so above gaming" assholes, here are 10 great reasons that you should give a poo poo about Warhammer - Warhams to all my orc bros:

1. Orcs. Motherfucking orcs are the most badass thing this side of Richard Dawkins. Or should I say... Richard WAAAAAGHHHHHkins?! Yeah, I should loving say that, because orcs are just so goddamn badass and they love motherfucking violence.

2. The point buy system. None of this "well I have infinite powers because I'm a cool wizard cop and I have a laser that penetrates your shield" made-up child imagination bullshit that literally almost every other game on the planet has, especially loving Warmachines, which I will NOT be discussing because FARTmachines Pisses. Me. Off. Anyway, I'm going off on another of my epic rants (check my YouTube channel for more, RationalOrcGaming), the point buy system in Warhams ensures that the only thing that matters in a game is tactics. It's just you, your opponent - probably some fedora-wearing MRA, but that just makes it that much more fun to KICK HIS rear end - and 150 points of badass killing machines.

3. The storyline. Warhammer has one of the most developed and iconic worlds in gaming. I don't even need to go into detail here, even if you're not a Warhams fun you loving LOVE the world it's created.

4. Skraven.

5. The sense of community. It doesn't matter if you're white or Asian or a man or a female - gamer girls check out my OKC profile, RationalOrcDating, yes I am single, no I am not a virgin, yes, I do eat pussy and put the female's pleasure first - when you're part of the Warhams club you're part of a family. We look out for each other, and we're always ready for a game night.

6. Job opportunities. Games Workshop loves to hire fans to make the game they love - that's right, you can motherfucking MAKE this goddamn game - so if you're really into Warhammer it isn't just a hobby, it's a career. If you're stuck in a dead-end retail job because people won't support your YouTube career, send Games Workshop some of your cool Warhammer ideas and poo poo, you might just have a better job.

7. Dating. I know so many people who met their girlfriends at Warhammer tournaments, and now they game together every day. You do NOT have to choose between gaming and love: Warhammer will give you both.

8. Warhammer 40K. What? What's Warhammer 40K. Uhhh... it's just Warhammer but in loving SPACE. You should definitely be playing this too, it Kicks. Some. loving. rear end. Orcs in space? Hell loving yes.

9. Painting miniatures. Warhammer isn't just a game, it's art, and if you love to be creative you should play Warhammer, because these miniatures are high-quality and goddamn beautiful like a kitten covered in bacon. This is the place where STEM meets STEAM.

10. It's Just Plain Fun! This is pretty much the most fun game that is out there, a thousand times better than Magic or D&D or anything. And unlike video games it's not just a mindless shooting fest, Warhammer will make you smarter, more tactical, and ready to handle the zombie apocalypse. That's right... come the apocalypse, you'll be eating sriracha chicken wings with your Warhammer pals while everyone else gets eaten by the zombies... because you're just that bad rear end!

FactsAreUseless posted:

Okay, you face-loving Jesus-making GBS threads smug "we're so above gaming" assholes, here are 10 great reasons that you should give a poo poo about Warhammer - Warhams to all my orc bros:

1. Orcs. Motherfucking orcs are the most badass thing this side of Richard Dawkins. Or should I say... Richard WAAAAAGHHHHHkins?! Yeah, I should loving say that, because orcs are just so goddamn badass and they love motherfucking violence.

2. The point buy system. None of this "well I have infinite powers because I'm a cool wizard cop and I have a laser that penetrates your shield" made-up child imagination bullshit that literally almost every other game on the planet has, especially loving Warmachines, which I will NOT be discussing because FARTmachines Pisses. Me. Off. Anyway, I'm going off on another of my epic rants (check my YouTube channel for more, RationalOrcGaming), the point buy system in Warhams ensures that the only thing that matters in a game is tactics. It's just you, your opponent - probably some fedora-wearing MRA, but that just makes it that much more fun to KICK HIS rear end - and 150 points of badass killing machines.

3. The storyline. Warhammer has one of the most developed and iconic worlds in gaming. I don't even need to go into detail here, even if you're not a Warhams fun you loving LOVE the world it's created.

4. Skraven.

5. The sense of community. It doesn't matter if you're white or Asian or a man or a female - gamer girls check out my OKC profile, RationalOrcDating, yes I am single, no I am not a virgin, yes, I do eat pussy and put the female's pleasure first - when you're part of the Warhams club you're part of a family. We look out for each other, and we're always ready for a game night.

6. Job opportunities. Games Workshop loves to hire fans to make the game they love - that's right, you can motherfucking MAKE this goddamn game - so if you're really into Warhammer it isn't just a hobby, it's a career. If you're stuck in a dead-end retail job because people won't support your YouTube career, send Games Workshop some of your cool Warhammer ideas and poo poo, you might just have a better job.

7. Dating. I know so many people who met their girlfriends at Warhammer tournaments, and now they game together every day. You do NOT have to choose between gaming and love: Warhammer will give you both.

8. Warhammer 40K. What? What's Warhammer 40K. Uhhh... it's just Warhammer but in loving SPACE. You should definitely be playing this too, it Kicks. Some. loving. rear end. Orcs in space? Hell loving yes.

9. Painting miniatures. Warhammer isn't just a game, it's art, and if you love to be creative you should play Warhammer, because these miniatures are high-quality and goddamn beautiful like a kitten covered in bacon. This is the place where STEM meets STEAM.

10. It's Just Plain Fun! This is pretty much the most fun game that is out there, a thousand times better than Magic or D&D or anything. And unlike video games it's not just a mindless shooting fest, Warhammer will make you smarter, more tactical, and ready to handle the zombie apocalypse. That's right... come the apocalypse, you'll be eating sriracha chicken wings with your Warhammer pals while everyone else gets eaten by the zombies... because you're just that bad rear end!

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Change OPs name to GBS denouement [btw what's a denouement?]

FactsAreUseless posted:

Okay, you face-loving Jesus-making GBS threads smug "we're so above gaming" assholes, here are 10 great reasons that you should give a poo poo about Warhammer - Warhams to all my orc bros:

1. Orcs. Motherfucking orcs are the most badass thing this side of Richard Dawkins. Or should I say... Richard WAAAAAGHHHHHkins?! Yeah, I should loving say that, because orcs are just so goddamn badass and they love motherfucking violence.

2. The point buy system. None of this "well I have infinite powers because I'm a cool wizard cop and I have a laser that penetrates your shield" made-up child imagination bullshit that literally almost every other game on the planet has, especially loving Warmachines, which I will NOT be discussing because FARTmachines Pisses. Me. Off. Anyway, I'm going off on another of my epic rants (check my YouTube channel for more, RationalOrcGaming), the point buy system in Warhams ensures that the only thing that matters in a game is tactics. It's just you, your opponent - probably some fedora-wearing MRA, but that just makes it that much more fun to KICK HIS rear end - and 150 points of badass killing machines.

3. The storyline. Warhammer has one of the most developed and iconic worlds in gaming. I don't even need to go into detail here, even if you're not a Warhams fun you loving LOVE the world it's created.

4. Skraven.

5. The sense of community. It doesn't matter if you're white or Asian or a man or a female - gamer girls check out my OKC profile, RationalOrcDating, yes I am single, no I am not a virgin, yes, I do eat pussy and put the female's pleasure first - when you're part of the Warhams club you're part of a family. We look out for each other, and we're always ready for a game night.

6. Job opportunities. Games Workshop loves to hire fans to make the game they love - that's right, you can motherfucking MAKE this goddamn game - so if you're really into Warhammer it isn't just a hobby, it's a career. If you're stuck in a dead-end retail job because people won't support your YouTube career, send Games Workshop some of your cool Warhammer ideas and poo poo, you might just have a better job.

7. Dating. I know so many people who met their girlfriends at Warhammer tournaments, and now they game together every day. You do NOT have to choose between gaming and love: Warhammer will give you both.

8. Warhammer 40K. What? What's Warhammer 40K. Uhhh... it's just Warhammer but in loving SPACE. You should definitely be playing this too, it Kicks. Some. loving. rear end. Orcs in space? Hell loving yes.

9. Painting miniatures. Warhammer isn't just a game, it's art, and if you love to be creative you should play Warhammer, because these miniatures are high-quality and goddamn beautiful like a kitten covered in bacon. This is the place where STEM meets STEAM.

10. It's Just Plain Fun! This is pretty much the most fun game that is out there, a thousand times better than Magic or D&D or anything. And unlike video games it's not just a mindless shooting fest, Warhammer will make you smarter, more tactical, and ready to handle the zombie apocalypse. That's right... come the apocalypse, you'll be eating sriracha chicken wings with your Warhammer pals while everyone else gets eaten by the zombies... because you're just that bad rear end!

FactsAreUseless posted:

Okay, you face-loving Jesus-making GBS threads smug "we're so above gaming" assholes, here are 10 great reasons that you should give a poo poo about Warhammer - Warhams to all my orc bros:

1. Orcs. Motherfucking orcs are the most badass thing this side of Richard Dawkins. Or should I say... Richard WAAAAAGHHHHHkins?! Yeah, I should loving say that, because orcs are just so goddamn badass and they love motherfucking violence.

2. The point buy system. None of this "well I have infinite powers because I'm a cool wizard cop and I have a laser that penetrates your shield" made-up child imagination bullshit that literally almost every other game on the planet has, especially loving Warmachines, which I will NOT be discussing because FARTmachines Pisses. Me. Off. Anyway, I'm going off on another of my epic rants (check my YouTube channel for more, RationalOrcGaming), the point buy system in Warhams ensures that the only thing that matters in a game is tactics. It's just you, your opponent - probably some fedora-wearing MRA, but that just makes it that much more fun to KICK HIS rear end - and 150 points of badass killing machines.

3. The storyline. Warhammer has one of the most developed and iconic worlds in gaming. I don't even need to go into detail here, even if you're not a Warhams fun you loving LOVE the world it's created.

4. Skraven.

5. The sense of community. It doesn't matter if you're white or Asian or a man or a female - gamer girls check out my OKC profile, RationalOrcDating, yes I am single, no I am not a virgin, yes, I do eat pussy and put the female's pleasure first - when you're part of the Warhams club you're part of a family. We look out for each other, and we're always ready for a game night.

6. Job opportunities. Games Workshop loves to hire fans to make the game they love - that's right, you can motherfucking MAKE this goddamn game - so if you're really into Warhammer it isn't just a hobby, it's a career. If you're stuck in a dead-end retail job because people won't support your YouTube career, send Games Workshop some of your cool Warhammer ideas and poo poo, you might just have a better job.

7. Dating. I know so many people who met their girlfriends at Warhammer tournaments, and now they game together every day. You do NOT have to choose between gaming and love: Warhammer will give you both.

8. Warhammer 40K. What? What's Warhammer 40K. Uhhh... it's just Warhammer but in loving SPACE. You should definitely be playing this too, it Kicks. Some. loving. rear end. Orcs in space? Hell loving yes.

9. Painting miniatures. Warhammer isn't just a game, it's art, and if you love to be creative you should play Warhammer, because these miniatures are high-quality and goddamn beautiful like a kitten covered in bacon. This is the place where STEM meets STEAM.

10. It's Just Plain Fun! This is pretty much the most fun game that is out there, a thousand times better than Magic or D&D or anything. And unlike video games it's not just a mindless shooting fest, Warhammer will make you smarter, more tactical, and ready to handle the zombie apocalypse. That's right... come the apocalypse, you'll be eating sriracha chicken wings with your Warhammer pals while everyone else gets eaten by the zombies... because you're just that bad rear end!

zeal posted:

whole lotta gamer shaming in this thread

zeal posted:

whole lotta gamer shaming in this thread

FactsAreUseless posted:

Okay, you face-loving Jesus-making GBS threads smug "we're so above gaming" assholes, here are 10 great reasons that you should give a poo poo about Warhammer - Warhams to all my orc bros:

1. Orcs. Motherfucking orcs are the most badass thing this side of Richard Dawkins. Or should I say... Richard WAAAAAGHHHHHkins?! Yeah, I should loving say that, because orcs are just so goddamn badass and they love motherfucking violence.

2. The point buy system. None of this "well I have infinite powers because I'm a cool wizard cop and I have a laser that penetrates your shield" made-up child imagination bullshit that literally almost every other game on the planet has, especially loving Warmachines, which I will NOT be discussing because FARTmachines Pisses. Me. Off. Anyway, I'm going off on another of my epic rants (check my YouTube channel for more, RationalOrcGaming), the point buy system in Warhams ensures that the only thing that matters in a game is tactics. It's just you, your opponent - probably some fedora-wearing MRA, but that just makes it that much more fun to KICK HIS rear end - and 150 points of badass killing machines.

3. The storyline. Warhammer has one of the most developed and iconic worlds in gaming. I don't even need to go into detail here, even if you're not a Warhams fun you loving LOVE the world it's created.

4. Skraven.

5. The sense of community. It doesn't matter if you're white or Asian or a man or a female - gamer girls check out my OKC profile, RationalOrcDating, yes I am single, no I am not a virgin, yes, I do eat pussy and put the female's pleasure first - when you're part of the Warhams club you're part of a family. We look out for each other, and we're always ready for a game night.

6. Job opportunities. Games Workshop loves to hire fans to make the game they love - that's right, you can motherfucking MAKE this goddamn game - so if you're really into Warhammer it isn't just a hobby, it's a career. If you're stuck in a dead-end retail job because people won't support your YouTube career, send Games Workshop some of your cool Warhammer ideas and poo poo, you might just have a better job.

7. Dating. I know so many people who met their girlfriends at Warhammer tournaments, and now they game together every day. You do NOT have to choose between gaming and love: Warhammer will give you both.

8. Warhammer 40K. What? What's Warhammer 40K. Uhhh... it's just Warhammer but in loving SPACE. You should definitely be playing this too, it Kicks. Some. loving. rear end. Orcs in space? Hell loving yes.

9. Painting miniatures. Warhammer isn't just a game, it's art, and if you love to be creative you should play Warhammer, because these miniatures are high-quality and goddamn beautiful like a kitten covered in bacon. This is the place where STEM meets STEAM.

10. It's Just Plain Fun! This is pretty much the most fun game that is out there, a thousand times better than Magic or D&D or anything. And unlike video games it's not just a mindless shooting fest, Warhammer will make you smarter, more tactical, and ready to handle the zombie apocalypse. That's right... come the apocalypse, you'll be eating sriracha chicken wings with your Warhammer pals while everyone else gets eaten by the zombies... because you're just that bad rear end!

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

I appreciate the effort but I think this should be five points at most, the length undermines the post.

FactsAreUseless posted:

This guy is loving SICK of the face-loving Jesus-making GBS threads smug "we're so above gaming" assholes in this thread.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Trad Games reject's gettin' mad!

Black Baby Goku posted:

Why are you getting mad?

zeal posted:

whole lotta gamer shaming in this thread

FactsAreUseless posted:

Yeah, I'm a turd. I'm such a super-turd because I play Warhammer. I'm a turd because I own all the little dudes and name them. I'm not a turd, I'm a loving rock star.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Okay, you face-loving Jesus-making GBS threads smug "we're so above gaming" assholes, here are 10 great reasons that you should give a poo poo about Warhammer - Warhams to all my orc bros:

1. Orcs. Motherfucking orcs are the most badass thing this side of Richard Dawkins. Or should I say... Richard WAAAAAGHHHHHkins?! Yeah, I should loving say that, because orcs are just so goddamn badass and they love motherfucking violence.

2. The point buy system. None of this "well I have infinite powers because I'm a cool wizard cop and I have a laser that penetrates your shield" made-up child imagination bullshit that literally almost every other game on the planet has, especially loving Warmachines, which I will NOT be discussing because FARTmachines Pisses. Me. Off. Anyway, I'm going off on another of my epic rants (check my YouTube channel for more, RationalOrcGaming), the point buy system in Warhams ensures that the only thing that matters in a game is tactics. It's just you, your opponent - probably some fedora-wearing MRA, but that just makes it that much more fun to KICK HIS rear end - and 150 points of badass killing machines.

3. The storyline. Warhammer has one of the most developed and iconic worlds in gaming. I don't even need to go into detail here, even if you're not a Warhams fun you loving LOVE the world it's created.

4. Skraven.

5. The sense of community. It doesn't matter if you're white or Asian or a man or a female - gamer girls check out my OKC profile, RationalOrcDating, yes I am single, no I am not a virgin, yes, I do eat pussy and put the female's pleasure first - when you're part of the Warhams club you're part of a family. We look out for each other, and we're always ready for a game night.

6. Job opportunities. Games Workshop loves to hire fans to make the game they love - that's right, you can motherfucking MAKE this goddamn game - so if you're really into Warhammer it isn't just a hobby, it's a career. If you're stuck in a dead-end retail job because people won't support your YouTube career, send Games Workshop some of your cool Warhammer ideas and poo poo, you might just have a better job.

7. Dating. I know so many people who met their girlfriends at Warhammer tournaments, and now they game together every day. You do NOT have to choose between gaming and love: Warhammer will give you both.

8. Warhammer 40K. What? What's Warhammer 40K. Uhhh... it's just Warhammer but in loving SPACE. You should definitely be playing this too, it Kicks. Some. loving. rear end. Orcs in space? Hell loving yes.

9. Painting miniatures. Warhammer isn't just a game, it's art, and if you love to be creative you should play Warhammer, because these miniatures are high-quality and goddamn beautiful like a kitten covered in bacon. This is the place where STEM meets STEAM.

10. It's Just Plain Fun! This is pretty much the most fun game that is out there, a thousand times better than Magic or D&D or anything. And unlike video games it's not just a mindless shooting fest, Warhammer will make you smarter, more tactical, and ready to handle the zombie apocalypse. That's right... come the apocalypse, you'll be eating sriracha chicken wings with your Warhammer pals while everyone else gets eaten by the zombies... because you're just that bad rear end!

FactsAreUseless posted:

Okay, you face-loving Jesus-making GBS threads smug "we're so above gaming" assholes, here are 10 great reasons that you should give a poo poo about Warhammer - Warhams to all my orc bros:

1. Orcs. Motherfucking orcs are the most badass thing this side of Richard Dawkins. Or should I say... Richard WAAAAAGHHHHHkins?! Yeah, I should loving say that, because orcs are just so goddamn badass and they love motherfucking violence.

2. The point buy system. None of this "well I have infinite powers because I'm a cool wizard cop and I have a laser that penetrates your shield" made-up child imagination bullshit that literally almost every other game on the planet has, especially loving Warmachines, which I will NOT be discussing because FARTmachines Pisses. Me. Off. Anyway, I'm going off on another of my epic rants (check my YouTube channel for more, RationalOrcGaming), the point buy system in Warhams ensures that the only thing that matters in a game is tactics. It's just you, your opponent - probably some fedora-wearing MRA, but that just makes it that much more fun to KICK HIS rear end - and 150 points of badass killing machines.

3. The storyline. Warhammer has one of the most developed and iconic worlds in gaming. I don't even need to go into detail here, even if you're not a Warhams fun you loving LOVE the world it's created.

4. Skraven.

5. The sense of community. It doesn't matter if you're white or Asian or a man or a female - gamer girls check out my OKC profile, RationalOrcDating, yes I am single, no I am not a virgin, yes, I do eat pussy and put the female's pleasure first - when you're part of the Warhams club you're part of a family. We look out for each other, and we're always ready for a game night.

6. Job opportunities. Games Workshop loves to hire fans to make the game they love - that's right, you can motherfucking MAKE this goddamn game - so if you're really into Warhammer it isn't just a hobby, it's a career. If you're stuck in a dead-end retail job because people won't support your YouTube career, send Games Workshop some of your cool Warhammer ideas and poo poo, you might just have a better job.

7. Dating. I know so many people who met their girlfriends at Warhammer tournaments, and now they game together every day. You do NOT have to choose between gaming and love: Warhammer will give you both.

8. Warhammer 40K. What? What's Warhammer 40K. Uhhh... it's just Warhammer but in loving SPACE. You should definitely be playing this too, it Kicks. Some. loving. rear end. Orcs in space? Hell loving yes.

9. Painting miniatures. Warhammer isn't just a game, it's art, and if you love to be creative you should play Warhammer, because these miniatures are high-quality and goddamn beautiful like a kitten covered in bacon. This is the place where STEM meets STEAM.

10. It's Just Plain Fun! This is pretty much the most fun game that is out there, a thousand times better than Magic or D&D or anything. And unlike video games it's not just a mindless shooting fest, Warhammer will make you smarter, more tactical, and ready to handle the zombie apocalypse. That's right... come the apocalypse, you'll be eating sriracha chicken wings with your Warhammer pals while everyone else gets eaten by the zombies... because you're just that bad rear end!