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mobby_6kl posted:Is his blonde wife the gangbang lady from before?
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I'm assuming he has many wives who are identical aside from hair color. Otherwise it would be a loving weird thing to say, even for a dude who A) tracks his wife's breast milk output and B) share that data with the world.
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Mar 25, 2024 13:50
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I think it's a joke.
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Elviscat posted:My car will be very pleased to know she gets an extra pound every 2 years.
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Paladinus posted:I think it's a joke. Did you cheat and read the chart?
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Paladinus posted:I think it's a joke. Did the part about there being 543 gallons give it away
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jeebus bob posted:Did the part about there being 543 gallons give it away His wife is a prize Holstein.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:His wife is a prize Holstein.
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Is that the breast milk ice cream guy?
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Paladinus posted:I think it's a joke. On the internet?
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obviously the soup tube is already patented and so cannot be displayed here
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Apparently saliva and donated blood are the only fluid produced by US bodies
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Nenonen posted:Apparently saliva and donated blood are the only fluid produced by US bodies I envy you, i wish i could've missed the pipe labeled "Milk (Human)", too
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Mar 30, 2024 12:29
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Strange remake of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe
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https://goatkcd.com/1649/ nws
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Australian Bureau of Statistics with an April Days post I really wanted to be real. https://twitter.com/ABSStats/status/1774557303934464045  Want that first loving hat.
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Apr 1, 2024 14:41
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Wearing that hat at the poker table would be a declaration of war, it's amazing
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Glass isn't a fluid, I hope he's just trolling
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Armacham posted:Glass isn't a fluid, I hope he's just trolling It is when it's made. Like, before it's cooled. He's talking about production.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Australian Bureau of Statistics with an April Days post I really wanted to be real. Was it ThinkGeek that used to come up with brilliantly stupid products for April Fool's Day, and then actually produce and sell them due to high demand? Anyway that mug is pretty great too.
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Apr 1, 2024 18:48
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 An actual graph the Pokemon Company had to make to help figure out where to watch pokemon.
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Apr 1, 2024 18:52
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Isn't glass always a fluid, just a slow and lazy one?
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Isn't glass always a fluid, just a slow and lazy one? No, that's a myth. It is an amorphous (non-crystalline) solid. It does not flow, even when given centuries to do so, despite what you may have heard.
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Everything can be solid, provided the temperature is low enough.
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Amorphous solids are on a continuum with liquids. Typical glass is pretty far to the solid side, but it does flow. It’s just that instead of cathedral windows moving millimetres in millennia, they’d move by nanometres only if left alone for billions of years.
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Apr 1, 2024 19:27
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It would erode faster than it moved.
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Carbon dioxide posted:
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One of the reasons the "glass flows very slowly" thing is so believable is due to old glass panes being thicker at the bottom than at the top - must have flowed down, right? No, that's just an artifact of a fascinating bit of history of technology nerdery. Making large, uniformly flat glass sheets is relatively new. The way glassmakers used to produce panes is to spin a blob of molten glass really fast on the end of a stick and the centrifuge-like effect would spread it out into a disc shape. Let it cool and then cut it into rectangles or whatever shape. Naturally there's going to be changes in thickness along the radius of the glass disc, and because people in the past weren't stupid it quickly became common practice to set glass in windows with the thicker end down for a little bit of extra stability. I'm sure this isn't news to most folks reading this but I think it's a neat bit of knowledge and I hope somebody reading it is learning it for the first time and finds it interesting, because that always brightens my day to learn cool poo poo.
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Carbon dioxide posted:
I think I'm ripping off a goon, but the only correct Pokemon episode order is "whichever one is playing after you're home from school"
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Lemniscate Blue posted:One of the reasons the "glass flows very slowly" thing is so believable is due to old glass panes being thicker at the bottom than at the top - must have flowed down, right? Yup, and sometimes you find a place where the installer didn't notice or care about the orientation, so the thick parts end up pointing random directions (which also handily disproves the glass flow theory)
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Carbon dioxide posted:
My daughter was so pissed when they pulled the free viewing of season 1 from pokemon.com. And when we visited a relative with Netflix, it turns out this graphic isn't even true, in the EU*! Season 1 is not on there. *Well, at least not in our country.
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Carbon dioxide posted:
"It's Netflix!" "...It's tubi!" "God damnit aughh!"
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Lemniscate Blue posted:and then cut it into rectangles or whatever shape. A good post, but, how was this bit done? Glass-cutting sounds kind of impossible.
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Some episodes of the season are Netflix only and some are Hulu only, but if you and a friend each have one of the services you can watch the whole season.
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Tree Bucket posted:A good post, but, how was this bit done? Glass-cutting sounds kind of impossible. Usually, glass isn't so much cut as broken into the right shape. A score line is made at where you need the break, then you either just snap it or use pliers to carefully break the glass along this line. Unreal_One has a new favorite as of 04:21 on Apr 2, 2024 |
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Tree Bucket posted:A good post, but, how was this bit done? Glass-cutting sounds kind of impossible. Glass actually cuts pretty easily - if you score it with a sharp/hard enough tool it will fracture cleanly through the thickness. People cut the tops off wine bottles to turn them into cups, that sort of thing It happens because glass is usually under a ton of internal stresses, so any starter crack (like from scoring) will propagate rapidly. Safety glass dials this way up so that the entire thing shatters into basically sand instead of big, sharp, dangerous shards.
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Tree Bucket posted:A good post, but, how was this bit done? Glass-cutting sounds kind of impossible.
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