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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Anyone have a link to the original article? I'm failing at Google, but I'd love to see the original context.


v v v Thanks :)

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Fathis Munk posted:

That car AI chart is from the Moral Machine website, go take the quiz and have your own chart!

It generates random moral dilemmas, some of them are hilarious



WHO'S A GOOD CRIME FIGHTING BOY??

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Nenonen posted:

What character classes would you recommend with these stat rolls?


Please do not steal my super barbarian OC, Kamala Harris

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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90s Cringe Rock posted:

Are pringles even legally crisps?

I always thought they were called crisps here in the US to distinguish them from chips. That just causes problems with the UK nomenclature though so I'm assuming they're called "wee potatoey bites" or something over there.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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No Safe Word posted:

Goddamn I just noticed the all the seconds entries that are greater than 60.

All the ones over 60 aren't just seconds, they're second seconds.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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grancheater posted:

I thought the entire second column of seconds was the second seconds, but now I understand they're just the second second's second seconds.

:hmmyes::hf::shuckyes:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Gum posted:

you can't talk about japanese ghosts without mentioning the best one

:ghost::respek::butt:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

(though what in the living nine hells is a 'doof'?)

Turn off your monitor

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Ohio: the most cursed state

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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It's entertaining to see and would've been fun as hell as a short project after learning about data presentation and legibility, it can still get you to think about making real charts even as a less serious activity.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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jjack229 posted:

Such a classic. I like the leap from "only need two points to draw a straight line" to "only need two points to draw a curve".

Edit: in addition to the heavy cherry picking going on, of course.

Please do not mock the :laffo: curve

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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How do internet people keep taking good ideas like "maybe I should look at my phone less" and building them into something that makes me hate humanity

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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p is stored in the vals

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Ketchup Europe vs Mustard Europe, surely

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Beartaco posted:

I'm guessing the vertical line is 19xx where people are putting their birthdates or whatever?

I'll bet, that's pretty funny. Also the little stubby line next to it for early 2000ers?
I'm what the broader line is around 10xx, it's too wide to just be one pair.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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90s Cringe Rock posted:

It's child abuse, bottom right.

Surely he belongs beside Jesus, pro Christmas but against the greed and naughtiness that capitalism inspires in children

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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90s Cringe Rock posted:

Christmas is his job, who the gently caress is pro their job?

I assumed he just really liked terrorizing children

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Hey, if you're stopping by the store could you grab me a carton of porm?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Joe Biden: True Democrat

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Mentally superimposing this over every Venn diagram from now on

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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These all seem like illustrations of odd metaphors for masturbation.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Amazing, that's like zen level effortless obfuscation.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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***one cake represents 0.4 bananas

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Look, if practicing homosexualism occasionally is a crime,

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Spoeank posted:

Real question: how would a bird wear a jacket?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Surprised the US didn't make the top ten :downsrim:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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WaPo's infographics aren't so much awful as they are just weird. I can't think about anything except Bernie hiding from the old folks while Joe sneaks up for a little peep.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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CannonFodder posted:

Yeah most of the states are one off, starting with DE or FL as far as I can tell. FL is the first state alphabetically showing the wrong postal abbreviation, and DE isn't included.

Yep, it took some thinking but WY->AL, WI->WY, and ID->IL were the ones that jumped out. Not sure what's up with the empty ones.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Nenonen posted:

The first symptom is death.

After that, things get...complicated

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Are there really only 25,000-ish active wizarding students in the world at any one time? That just seems nuts, I mean there are individual state universities way bigger than that here in the mundane world.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Henchman of Santa posted:

Yeah but what percentage of the population do you think could really be wizards without their cover being blown?

I'm torn between "almost none because wizards are mostly idiots" and "any number because they seem to be constantly wreaking havoc in the mundane world, then erasing everyone's memory of it"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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:lmao:
I love that comic so much, I've gotten more joy from it than the entire collective potterverse

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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DACK FAYDEN posted:

Eh, the Hogwarts campus shifts the gently caress around constantly basically of its own volition, I would believe that the Great Hall and the dorms actively scale to the size of the students, maybe it's like the room that magically becomes whatever you want most.

The toilet? Just five sweet minutes of not being around wizards stopping, straining a bit, then relaxing and surreptitiously waving their wand, it's all I ask

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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And thus, India and China were created

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Kennel posted:

Where does Rick & Morty go?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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poo poo, I just lost The Game, hopefully I enjoy my time as one of the Lower Middle-Brow.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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BonHair posted:

Mattresses seem like a really bad front on the other hand.

But what else are you gonna hide all the extra money under until you clean it?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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There's a 50/50 chance you don't exist.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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PittTheElder posted:

I met a Finnish person once, I conclude Finland does exist

Looks like this theory's......Finnished :radcat:

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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OK fine, there can be more Nessies. Gawd!

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