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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Coming to this page my first reaction was "now that's an interesting hurricane prediction map"

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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WrenP-Complete posted:

I was trying to make a trend line happen.



...Trend line will never be a thing?

Something about Olympics?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Zereth posted:

Bitcoins aren't worth anything unless there's suckers buying in.

A sucker is born every minute (not in Bulgaria, though)

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Count Roland posted:

I see it in stuff like bottled water too; there's a new bottle with a fancy shape, smaller without seeming so at first glance. And they call it green!

You shouldn't drink water if it's green or any colour at all.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Ensign Expendable posted:

Let's add extra dimensions to the graph for no reason because why not.



German production never reached zero, somewhere in the Antarctica beneath snow banks there is a huge yard filled with Rattes.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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ulmont posted:

Yes, I totally want the candidate to represent me to be chosen by the Speaker of the House / Minority Leader.

That's not how it is done here but rather (in general, it depends on the party's rules) the party assembly votes on nominees and party chairman (who would also be the PM candidate). All party members can vote. For parliamentary and municipal elections the voter can choose from a larger list of candidates, anyway, as this is not FPTP. Say what you will about that, but Trump could only win in a primary system where his babbling could sway the unwashed fascist masses to vote him over Jeb!. A system that bad has to go.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta-decay_stable_isobars
:notch:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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I just wish the creepers and spiders were labeled so I could develop a deeper understanding of physics :sigh:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Xayahrainie43 was not the editor that Wikipedia wanted but the editor that Wikipedia deserved. :rip:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Use the cheese to build a wall

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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vyelkin posted:

In every single one of those options the self-driving car should drive itself into a ravine to avoid hitting any of them.

but what if the car is a stroller full of large pregnant homeless intersexual criminal puppies???

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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SiKboy posted:

I mean, I think if you did that today with no self driving cars that would still happen.

Car AI vision:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps-v-kZzfec&t=395s

*beep boop* avoid: children, women, men, horses, soldiers, cossacks #¤% *beep beep beep* stroller detected FOCUS ON STROLLER

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Fathis Munk posted:

That car AI chart is from the Moral Machine website, go take the quiz and have your own chart!

It generates random moral dilemmas, some of them are hilarious



Just crash the car, the cats will land on their feet and pretend that nothing happened.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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SubNat posted:

To be fair, Australia would actually have the space for that.
Provided you had 2-3-ish people in each home.

Even Vatican would have space for that, provided that you built a tower tall enough/basement deep enough. About 3.5 km tall structure should be enough if we used one quarter of Vatican's area for the footprint (Vatican seems to have enough gardens for this, you can always bulldoze a couple of medieval buildings if need be).

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

One thing we can all agree on is that FDR and Stalin were more similar than Hitler and Mussolini

FDR, Hitler and Mussolini are equals - they died in 1945.

Stalin, Beria, the Rosenbergs and Hank Williams died in 1953.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Henchman of Santa posted:

A small portion of Americans are so disengaged that they have apparently never heard of Hillary Clinton or Joe Biden
https://twitter.com/robillard/status/1078033672983511040?s=21

A small portion of any phone poll participants are drunk, high, mentally ill, hard of hearing and/or immigrants who only barely understand the questions.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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The final season of GoT looks complicated

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Can you walk after you tie your shoestrings?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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What character classes would you recommend with these stat rolls?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Maybe they didn't sign the guest book?

also the French cut the elevator cables before Germans entered Paris and Hitler didn't want to climb the stairs :france:

Nenonen has a new favorite as of 22:07 on Jan 17, 2019

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Memento posted:

drat Brad King came up with the same joke as me and got actual real-world people to enjoy it!

I only got goons to read it, and we all know goons are incapable of joy.

:wrong:

nihilistic schadenfreude is the purest form of joy, a diamond among lumps of carbon

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Phlegmish posted:

That flag is the real terrorism

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Pyeongtaek: “Pyeongtaek Super. Global Cluster Pyeongtaek.”

that reads like any Trump tweet, no wonder he connects so well with Koreans

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Unreal_One posted:

My favorite part is the political line entry of the new romantics.

You know who politically active German had black hair, cut short in the back and the sides and with some longer strands across the front?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

One of capitalism’s greatest successes is convincing so many rubes that it is non-violent.

I'm not going to use violence on peaceful people! Now however, if those plebs choose to attack my wealth by unionising or coming to my doorstep begging for food donations after I have fired them then I'm forced to defend myself. It's their choice.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Panty Saluter posted:

may i suggest if you can't vocalize it, you dont need to be loving as much as you need to work on talking or moving on

way to discriminate against mute couples

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

Property is theft, which is bad, except for actual theft, which is good.

In the hermit crab's case, theft is (intrinsic) property.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Now I have a new appreciation for Antarctica.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Sereri posted:

what's an tarctica?

It's like the Arctic but with ants.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

What if pedestrians are bosons :magical:

I just hope they're not ample, that might distract drivers.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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mandatory lesbian posted:

Potato is already a vegetable! They're all veggie snacks

Potato is pomme de terre, ground apple, therefore it is a fruit!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Communist Manifesto, more like Consumerist Money-Fest!!! :ussr:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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:unsmigghh:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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ultrafilter posted:

More on the funny side than awful.

Whale sharks are awful. :colbert:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Moot .1415926535 posted:

I’m going to meet some in a couple of weeks and I will tell them you said so. Expect a visit from their non-whale brethren.

Real sharks look at whale sharks the same way that we look at furries.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Hacker: we're almost done here, just 54 minutes, 19 seconds, 29 seconds and 1.37 miliseconds left!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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kazil posted:

What are the odds that this site is designed to have people put their actual passwords in and steal them?

Quite high. Which is why you'd better send your passwords to me, I'm the official Password Inspector. It's the most reliable method of finding out if your password has been compromised!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Raldikuk posted:

Doesn't ASCII include lower, upper, and numbers? How does one combine those with it? At least if it said unicode you could do some emoji action...

@
It's even colourcoded

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Platystemon posted:

In just a few short years, Hitler took Germany from the most powerful nation on the continent to the fifth most powerful in Berlin.

But in 1932 there was only one Germany. In 1952 there were two, and they were protected with nuclear weapons!!!

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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No, that's a doof bard. Gimli is a doof warrior.

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