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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Motherfucker is forgetting the Carolingian renaissance, the Ottonian renaissance and the 12th century renaissance like a little bitch. All three of which took place in the supposed christian dark age.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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Bobby Digital posted:

Guys, we literally fought a war to cast off our foreign rulers. Why bring them back now?

The British are also really poo poo at the metric system. Like everything sciency uses it but people still measure weight in stone like a bunch of cavemen.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I keep accidentally finding incest porn because I have a bug fetish and I'm dyslexic.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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Maxwells Demon posted:

Of course, in American we don't elect weird nationalists like Front Nationale and UKIP



Ironically pretty much the only people who vote in these sort of EU elections are fascists who hate the EU.

25% of votes for EU council is like ten and a half voters.


That being said the Far-Right has been getting a bit bigger in recent years and it's sort of worrying that they're actually getting some votes in real election and not just in lovely failed states like Greece, Hungary, and Finland.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Where is neo-folk the music genre for crypto-Nazi twinks?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I prefer 1968 cleavage to 1960 cleavage

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Japan has no patience for the eccentricities of decadent American units of measurement.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!



Bobby Digital posted:

Ah, so that's why we measured in kilotons. That was very culturally sensitive of us.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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In the old vampire folklore of the Balkans vampirism is even more contagious. Not only do the victims of vampires become vampires but anyone who eats the meat of a animal killed by a vampire also becomes a vampire. Heck a vampire looking at a pregnant woman can be enough to make sure her baby becomes a vampire if she doesn't take the proper precautions.

Other ways to becoming a vampire:
-Committing suicide
-Being a witch (or just a weirdo/social outcast)
-Not being baptized
-Blood splurting on bare skin when you're staking a corpse
-A cat jumping over your dead body
-The body being left alone long enough to be corrupted by evil spirits and/or Satan
-Converting to Islam from Christianity
-Just really not wanting to die (this one seems to be most common in Bulgaria where the vampires eat poop and love wrestling)

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