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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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when i win the lottery i will pay this woman 1 million dollars to cum into her rear end in a top hat once every two hours for a month

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Are you loving kidding dude just pay the million. He wouldn't even loving notice it if someone was scraping 5 times that off the top anyway.

funny we don't notice while he scrapes a billion off the top every year

but drat 15 billion annual for nasa may as well kill my children while you're at it

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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depends on what kin d of substance abuse problems the hookers have bub

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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award winning human traffic documentary "Taken" narrated by liam nesson indicates you can spend upward of 100k for a pasty beanpole that you will use and discard

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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ChairmanMeow posted:

and where you keep them.

deep freeze

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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you know how rich snooty wine people have those devices where they inject nitrogen into their wine bottles so they can "open" it without opening it?

i have something like that but for sexual objects

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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i will teach you how to extract the virgin from a fine sample over the course of ten long and luxurious years

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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intolerable cruelty really is a great movie

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