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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Billionaire Asshole to pay out $1million/month to his Cunt Wife
 
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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Remember gbs dudes you too can now marry a rich gently caress and let him plow you for a decade. I'm noy sure how gay alimony works but surely we've got it? Does only tje bottom get alimony? Howz it work?

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

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Wow I never thought of this. An intense diet and a few solid months of training and I might be able to pull it off. Gotta work on my cock sucking skills though. Haven't practiced since I was 8.

You should have not let yourself get out of practice, cock sucking is an insanely useful skill at any stage of life.

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