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THIS THREAD IS PROBABLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK If any of you know of a better Amazon reviewer who's a white supremacist that loves anime feel free to let me know because I'd love to learn more about their views and opinions regarding tits and black people. I'd like to introduce you to ace Amazon reviewer ROMAN V. HUNTER. Note the caps. That's a very important part of him and his exciting lifestyle.  ROMAN has reviewed 498 products on Amazon with a whopping 37% of his reviews being ranked positive. So what does ROMAN take interest in? Well first of all, he really digs the military and police force, as well as making sure everybody raises their children correctly.  It's important to raise your kids right because if you don't then y-  Oh. Well speaking of erotic anime, ROMAN's got some awesome opinions regarding the art style in Japan versus America.  But ROMAN isn't a one-dimensional man, he also enjoys a good sitcom.  And he also knows how to dress and what to pay for the style that's right for you.  ROMAN isn't afraid to stick up for his fellow Christians, particularly when it comes to something involving a person named "TURTLE MAN"  Let's move on to another video and watch him show off his keen observational skills  Of course ROMAN believes in southern pride. That should go without saying.  And speaking of pride, ROMAN doesn't care about lacking any of it since he's posted this stellar review of a sex doll wig. For his sex doll. That he keeps on the fire escape. To scare away intruders. Because it's important to secure your domicile, and nothing scares away the burglars like a blowup doll with a green wig.  Thankfully he provided additional information about his inflatable sentry  And what does this sex doll protect that's so valuable?  "But what are ROMAN's views on Nick Fury and black people" is what you're probably wondering. Well wonder no more!  And of course the next logical question would be "what kind of bed cover does a man like this use?"  As you may have guessed from the black Nick Fury comments, ROMAN isn't a fan of the negroes.  Here's another reminder, just in case you somehow forgot.  Looking for the perfect condom for the white person in your life who fucks sex dolls on the fire escape? You're in luck!  Looking for the perfect set of anti-sodomite pants? You're covered too!  If you're worried about price, ROMAN knows where all the good deals are, at least regarding sexy anime babe pillows.  He also knows his Bible.  And loving hates his staples.  But what is the crowning jewel of his Amazon collection? Well... uh, this thing.  ROMAN is also very considerate when it comes to giving gifts to his co-workers and customers.  Then there's this.  And last... but certainly not least... ROMAN provides us with an enchanting look into his securely protected apartment, allowing us to gaze upon his majestic collection of busty plastic anime babes which are proudly on display.  Thank you, ROMAN.
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Oct 9, 2015 18:26
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Stop doxxing me, Lowtax!
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Oct 9, 2015 18:27
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Apology accepted
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Oct 9, 2015 18:29
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This man should be the VEGETA mod.
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Oct 9, 2015 18:30
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Someone needs to come up with a banner for a neo nazi/weeaboo gang
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Oct 9, 2015 18:31
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Seems like a well adjusted young man.
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Oct 9, 2015 18:32
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That guy sure loves america and cartoon tities
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Oct 9, 2015 18:32
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IM THE black GUY
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Oct 9, 2015 18:32
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so now we see what lowtax did during the forum blackout
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Oct 9, 2015 18:32
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I see Lowtax is treating us to an additional good thread this month. Thank you, lowtax!
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Oct 9, 2015 18:33
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Is there a search function in Amazon to search reviews?
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Oct 9, 2015 18:33
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Amazon is bad and treats their employees like poo poo but not enough for me to care and not buy things from there therefore Amazon is good + cool.
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Oct 9, 2015 18:34
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Guys who love guns and Asian chicks are always the most hilarious racists
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Oct 9, 2015 18:34
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Stop doxxing me, Lowtax! ITS ME IM THE guy IN THE OP
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Oct 9, 2015 18:36
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Bacontotem posted:This man should be the VEGETA mod. sorry, zorak already quit a long time ago
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Oct 9, 2015 18:36
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welcome back 'tax
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Oct 9, 2015 18:36
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hhe is providing a valuable service to the amazon community, for free. i don't think you should be so judgmental
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Oct 9, 2015 18:37
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nice shootin' tax
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Oct 9, 2015 18:38
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Rutibex posted:hhe is providing a valuable service to the amazon community, for free. i don't think you should be so judgmental
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Oct 9, 2015 18:38
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Rutibex posted:hhe is providing a valuable service to the amazon community, for free. i don't think you should be so judgmental Lots of those reviewer people get free poo poo in exchange for high reviews so there's a not impossible chance he gets paid in anime figurines
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Oct 9, 2015 18:39
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Business Gorillas posted:Lots of those reviewer people get free poo poo in exchange for high reviews so there's a not impossible chance he gets paid in anime figurines
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Oct 9, 2015 18:40
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ROMAN for mod, please!!!
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Oct 9, 2015 18:41
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Rambling Robot posted:ROMAN for mod, please!!!
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Oct 9, 2015 18:42
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Lowtax posted:I found his review searching for "anime sex doll wigs to scare burglars off my fire escape." His was the 17th result.  what a time to be alive
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Oct 9, 2015 18:42
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Yeah, right. This guy's a middling Amazon Anime Nazi at best, a seasoned Amazonian could probably find you a dozen better ones in a heartbeat.
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Oct 9, 2015 18:42
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What's this guy's name on the forums? I want to add him to my buddy list.
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Oct 9, 2015 18:43
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:Someone needs to come up with a banner for a neo nazi/weeaboo gang 14 year olds fly the Confederate flag already though
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Oct 9, 2015 18:43
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*walks casually into thread, reaches up and pulls oakleys down and looks around* So...this is a "Lowtax thread", huh?
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Oct 9, 2015 18:43
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Is this viral marketing for that Worst Products Ever dude?
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Oct 9, 2015 18:46
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I wanna believe this man already posts among us.
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Oct 9, 2015 18:46
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ROMAN AROUND, LOOKING FOR SOME OF DAT PIXEL SNATCH.
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Oct 9, 2015 18:47
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Roman is cool.
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Oct 9, 2015 18:48
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can we let this man mod gbs? that would be swell
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Oct 9, 2015 18:50
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hes passionate, a real go getter. he knows what he wants, and isnt afraid to speak his mind
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Oct 9, 2015 18:51
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 Ro Man is keeping us updated on the anime. Redmanred fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Oct 9, 2015 |
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Oct 9, 2015 18:51
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Get him an account.
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Oct 9, 2015 18:54
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I'm glad that amazon has helpful reviewers like ROMAN.
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Oct 9, 2015 18:55
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HebrewMagic posted:14 year olds fly the Confederate flag already though
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Oct 9, 2015 18:57
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YOU CANT ARGUE WITH roman HE KNOWS HIS ANIME
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Oct 9, 2015 19:00
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I approve of all caps. I approve of ROMAN V. HUNTER.
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