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value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Booblord Zagats posted:

Guys who love guns and Asian chicks are always the most hilarious racists

Asians are honorary whites apparently so it's fine for racists to like em.

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Mods please change my name to FIRE ESCAPE SEX DOLL tia

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

CharlestonJew posted:

Mods please change my name to FIRE ESCAPE SEX DOLL tia

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Wedemeyer posted:

Asians are honorary whites apparently so it's fine for racists to like em.

That probably true

Bootlicker

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Sheep-Goats posted:

That probably true

Bootlicker

What. Me? I only found this out from my girlfriends after complaining about getting way too gross white racists hitting me up on okcupid


Yes Asian Lesbian definitely wants your superior white shrimp dick :rolleye:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Wedemeyer posted:

What. Me? I only found this out from my girlfriends after complaining about getting way too gross white racists hitting me up on okcupid


Yes Asian Lesbian definitely wants your superior white shrimp dick :rolleye:

Woah Asian lesbian hold on a minute woah

Woah

Ayy bby... : )

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Goon King Richard has returned from the crusades! Who was our Prince John?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
this has to be a gimmick lol

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

AbbadonOfHell posted:

Goon King Richard has returned from the crusades! Who was our Prince John?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=61644

Fruit Smoothies
Mar 28, 2004

The bat with a ZING
I didn't think I could forgive you for sending me to YouTube yesterday, but geeesh I am voting 5 in the spirit of Amazon reviews.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Lowtax posted:

I'm back and ready to post

put me in coach, I'm ready to play

e: efb, drat it

anyway lowtax you own and should do more cliff yablobski because he connects with the millennial generation

also what is your opinion on tumblr

That Robot fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Oct 10, 2015

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

That was the answer I was looking for. :cheers:

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I am glad that Lowtax is alive and well and making posts on the forums again :)

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Lowtax posted:

But I'd seriously love to discuss the pros and cons of using a green haired sex doll to protect your apartment's fire escape from anime pillow-stealing thieves. I'd really appreciate your thoughts and opinions.

I fear this would attract anime pillow stealers as they all lust for green haired waifus.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

maybe there is a market for anti-sodomite pants

how many people out there are choosing their pants based on how their butt is protected from sodomites?

could I just buy some cheap pants and rebrand them as sodomite proof pants?

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


All of his figures, in addition to being bad and disgusting, are also bootlegs. White supremacists, proving once again they are the dumbest motherfuckers.

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

Lowtax posted:

But I'd seriously love to discuss the pros and cons of using a green haired sex doll to protect your apartment's fire escape from anime pillow-stealing thieves. I'd really appreciate your thoughts and opinions.

Well, what happens when you come home one night and find some dusky would-be thief just pounding away at your beloved guardian? That seems like a pretty big drawback of the sex doll security system. On the one hand, mission accomplished. But in the course of saving your collection of tasteful anime dolls and gently caress pillows your latex sentry has been defiled by a member of the lower races. So how do you deal with that?

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


That Robot posted:

this has to be a gimmick lol
was there a thread of amazon gimmick reviews cause I enjoy those sometimes

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I can find you more amazing anime racists Lowtax, but they aren't probably amazon reviewers like this guy.

They might review swords they buy tho.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
it's like this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHMnsEFeW2M

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Animensch.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Whenever the economy goes to poo poo and I'm falling on hard times, I'll remember that I'm not as pathetic as the guy that has confederate flag stickers everywhere and is complaining about $1,000 fake breasts.

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

figurine collectors are the lowest type of weeb

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Well great Lowtax , now you ruined the game. Who are we supposed to search for now that you are no longer missing?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Prav posted:

figurine collectors are the lowest type of weeb

Yeah but read between the lines man. He has a huge dong. He's practically spelling it out. It's huge! ROMAN more like KICKSTAND.

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

That Robot posted:

this has to be a gimmick lol
He's in another place or two. But if it's a gimmick it's a well done and long running one.

nsfw : http://sgthunter.deviantart.com/

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Windows 98 posted:

Well great Lowtax , now you ruined the game. Who are we supposed to search for now that you are no longer missing?

you only had to look inside yourself all along. lowtax was always in our hearts, and twitter.

also that game was ruined by being a game based on GBS

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

CharlestonJew posted:

Mods please change my name to FIRE ESCAPE SEX DOLL tia

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Stephen Baldwin in Roman V Hunter: Dawn of Justice

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Lowtax posted:



And he also knows how to dress and what to pay for the style that's right for you.





isnt {lower your price} from final fantasy online lmao

Kirs
Dec 5, 2014

Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.
That's good, I guess, that he got stamina for all that anime sex dolls in his 50's.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Wedemeyer posted:

Asians are honorary whites apparently so it's fine for racists to like em.

depends on the type of asian from what ive seen if theyre some nerdy IT guy with a fat white wife then theyre honorary white but if they dont have a great grasp of english then they can get hosed

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

tetsuo posted:

He's in another place or two. But if it's a gimmick it's a well done and long running one.

nsfw : http://sgthunter.deviantart.com/

:nws: http://stellahase.deviantart.com/art/Thick-pink-94234540

the gently caress is this

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Kirs posted:

That's good, I guess, that he got stamina for all that anime sex dolls in his 50's.


Not gonna lie, that little rifle looks pretty ffun

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy
brand his rear end with "SOMETHING AWFUL"

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Judging by the title of thick pink, my guess is gonna be fat girl pussy

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Booblord Zagats posted:

Judging by the title of thick pink, my guess is gonna be fat girl pussy

my guess is big pink dildo

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