If you say KRocks name 3 times he reviews your posting (spoiler: it's shit)

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Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

Welcome to the Dorkroom photo contest!

last months theme was a secret, and -CHA won!

-CHA posted:

Secretive identity by cha_reckoning, on Flickr

For the new month the theme is :911:

WICKED :cabot:

Be creative!

Rules THAT MEAN NOTHING:

This thread is for posting pics & voting.
One submission/poster. Note that you can change your submission as many times as you want, so long as you only have one entry when the voting begins!
Single photos only - no video, triptychs, or multi-photo entries. Blending exposures into a single image (such as focus stacking, or HDR), is ok though.
Photos must be taken during the period of the contest. No pulling out old favorites! In case this isn't clear, the contest started after the theme was chosen in the last thread (not necessarily when I got around to posing the new thread), and it runs until the dates listed below!
Contest will be open until the end of the month! after which voting will begin.
Voting will continue until Shortly after that! (or when I get banned, I guess).
Also, I guess no images? If someone has a kick rear end NSFW idea, i dunno? take it up with SoundMonkey i guess? I don't wanna get in the way of good
ideas and all, but rules are rules.
When voting, please deploy the spoiler tag. hail satan. I will announce when voting begins!
SoundMonkey will offer a prize of some kind valued at around $20 to the winner. Especially if you live in loving Antarctica or something. PM or e-mail SoundMonkey to claim the prize.

I or SoundMonkey reserve the right to change the rules in case I missed something really obvious that probably won't affect anyone.

Winner picks the next theme, probably!

# ? Oct 9, 2015 21:05

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# ? May 6, 2024 21:19

Bubbacub: Apr 17, 2001

Red-tail and chipmunk by Jason the Hutt, on Flickr

Bubbacub fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Oct 17, 2015

# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:50

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

where is the amazon affiliate link to support your growing family OP? IS THIS EVEN A REAL POST ABOUT KROCK!?! (I didn' t read it).

# ? Oct 12, 2015 17:54

Moon Potato: May 12, 2003

8th-snype posted:

where is the amazon affiliate link to support your growing family OP? IS THIS EVEN A REAL POST ABOUT KROCK!?! (I didn' t read it).

This post performs well, but is too big and heavy to be worthwhile on a DX camera. The Nikon 18-200mm VRII is a better choice in almost all circumstances.

Sample Image Files

peregrine-sandpiper by Redwood Planet, on Flickr

Moon Potato fucked around with this message at 09:45 on Oct 23, 2015

# ? Oct 14, 2015 20:34

Medieval Medic: Sep 8, 2011

Two Ways In by Mitzalo Reyes, on Flickr

# ? Oct 18, 2015 15:33

Spime Wrangler: Feb 23, 2003; Because we can.

20151017-_MG_0479 by wallofinsanity, on Flickr

# ? Oct 18, 2015 21:43

SMERSH Mouth: Jun 25, 2005

Nice feeling of acceleration here, Spime. (Couldn't help it, sorry)

Thetanic alignment by S M, on Flickr

SMERSH Mouth fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Oct 19, 2015

# ? Oct 19, 2015 01:06

Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

# ? Oct 19, 2015 03:21

Whitezombi: Apr 26, 2006; With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

# ? Oct 20, 2015 01:43

InternetJunky: May 25, 2002

# ? Oct 22, 2015 21:29

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

by __ my something wicked by Devin Wilson, on Flickr

# ? Oct 23, 2015 05:34

Jimlad: Jan 8, 2005

Am I doing this right?

# ? Oct 26, 2015 00:57

Qtotonibudinibudet: Nov 7, 2011; Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

# ? Oct 26, 2015 05:05

BetterLekNextTime: Jul 22, 2008; It's all a matter of perspective...; Grimey Drawer

wicked goat square on Flickr

# ? Oct 27, 2015 20:42

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

# ? Oct 28, 2015 03:07

Mrenda: Mar 14, 2012

# ? Oct 28, 2015 18:00

iammeandsoareyou: Oct 27, 2007; Nothing to see here

Wicked-1 by noonebutme2010, on Flickr

# ? Oct 28, 2015 22:51

feigning interest: Jun 22, 2007; I just hate seeing anything go to waste.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujkc4tOlnRQ&t=15s

# ? Oct 31, 2015 20:26

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

feigning interest posted:

He who walks behind the rows :stare:

# ? Oct 31, 2015 20:41

feigning interest: Jun 22, 2007; I just hate seeing anything go to waste.

VendaGoat posted:

He who walks behind the rows

corn rows??? those are clearly dreadlocks

# ? Oct 31, 2015 21:18

erephus: May 24, 2012; \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

Dead frog by Anders �quist, on Flickr

# ? Nov 2, 2015 12:06

VelociBacon: Dec 8, 2009

When does this contest actually end?

# ? Nov 2, 2015 12:53

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

VelociBacon posted:

When does this contest actually end?

When Mr. Despair sobers up

# ? Nov 2, 2015 14:47

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

VendaGoat posted:

When Mr. Despair sobers up

Bingo.

erephus posted:

Dead frog by Anders �quist, on Flickr

feigning interest posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujkc4tOlnRQ&t=15s

iammeandsoareyou posted:

Wicked-1 by noonebutme2010, on Flickr

wicked goat square on Flickr

annapacketstormaya posted:

Jimlad posted:

Am I doing this right?

atomicthumbs posted:

by __ my something wicked by Devin Wilson, on Flickr

Nice feeling of acceleration here, Spime. (Couldn't help it, sorry)

Thetanic alignment by S M, on Flickr

Spime Wrangler posted:

20151017-_MG_0479 by wallofinsanity, on Flickr

Medieval Medic posted:

Two Ways In by Mitzalo Reyes, on Flickr

Moon Potato posted:

This post performs well, but is too big and heavy to be worthwhile on a DX camera. The Nikon 18-200mm VRII is a better choice in almost all circumstances.

Sample Image Files

peregrine-sandpiper by Redwood Planet, on Flickr

Bubbacub posted:

Red-tail and chipmunk by Jason the Hutt, on Flickr

# ? Nov 2, 2015 15:51

underage at the vape shop: May 11, 2011; by Cyrano4747

bubbacub

# ? Nov 2, 2015 16:05

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

BetterLekNextTime

# ? Nov 2, 2015 16:05

Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

feigning interest

# ? Nov 2, 2015 17:18

Helen Highwater: Feb 19, 2014; And furthermore; Grimey Drawer

atomicthumbs

# ? Nov 2, 2015 17:58

iSheep: Feb 5, 2006; by R. Guyovich

feigning interest

# ? Nov 2, 2015 18:15

bellows lugosi: Aug 9, 2003

feigning interest

# ? Nov 2, 2015 18:33

InternetJunky: May 25, 2002

BetterLekNextTime

# ? Nov 2, 2015 18:42

Ric: Nov 18, 2005; Apocalypse dude

feigning interest

# ? Nov 2, 2015 18:43

Moon Potato: May 12, 2003

Bubbacub

# ? Nov 2, 2015 19:26

Spime Wrangler: Feb 23, 2003; Because we can.

whitezombi

# ? Nov 2, 2015 20:01

BetterLekNextTime: Jul 22, 2008; It's all a matter of perspective...; Grimey Drawer

VendaGoat

# ? Nov 2, 2015 20:04

feigning interest: Jun 22, 2007; I just hate seeing anything go to waste.

erephus_________

# ? Nov 2, 2015 23:21

-CHA: Jun 21, 2004; State-of-the-art
home video technology

Bubbacub

# ? Nov 3, 2015 02:29

k-zed: Dec 1, 2008; Fallen Rib

SMERSH Mouth

# ? Nov 3, 2015 12:35

Huxley: Oct 10, 2012; Grimey Drawer

BetterLekNextTime

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:56

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# ? May 6, 2024 21:19

KinkyJohn: Sep 19, 2002

feigning interest

# ? Nov 4, 2015 06:57

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-CHA posted:

8th-snype posted:

feigning interest posted:

VendaGoat posted:

VelociBacon posted:

VendaGoat posted:

erephus posted:

feigning interest posted:

iammeandsoareyou posted:

Mrenda posted:

VendaGoat posted:

BetterLekNextTime posted:

annapacketstormaya posted:

Jimlad posted:

atomicthumbs posted:

InternetJunky posted:

Whitezombi posted:

Soopafly posted:

SMERSH Mouth posted:

Spime Wrangler posted:

Medieval Medic posted:

Moon Potato posted:

Bubbacub posted: