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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

duTrieux. posted:

i hope that the owner of the gun is charged for (at a minimum) reckless endangermenajshahahhahahhhaha

current rumor is it was a cop, who else leaves a locked gun in an unlocked car?

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

qirex posted:

current rumor is it was a cop, who else leaves a locked gun in an unlocked car?

considering that nobody has been publicly blamed byt he authorities for leaving he thing lying around, i'm going to assume this is true.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

qirex posted:

current rumor is it was a cop, who else leaves a locked gun in an unlocked car?

Who leaves their car unlocked for any reason? Like, anywhere, much less in a major city?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
parked up my drive??

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

maniacdevnull posted:

Who leaves their car unlocked for any reason? Like, anywhere, much less in a major city?

cops,

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lmao America land of the free

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
guns are epically FTW

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

Smythe posted:

guns are epically FTW

For The White

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

echinopsis posted:

lnao really

yah, so what?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
how's that fedora fit

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

the three-tap obsessive checklist: keys, wallet, phone. not always the phone, though.

in the credit card slots of my wallet are a Cardsharp II (look it up; it's actually proven very useful, although I initially had doubts about how well it would stand to being folded and unfolded several times). And also a 9-piece lockpick set, that fits in a slightly-larger-than-normal credit card (there's a slide-out compartment).

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

jony ive aces posted:

open-carry a dildo

you're not the first to have this idea!
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2015/10/ut-austin-students-protest-open-carry-with-dildos/

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012
no one posted the tactical chapstick yet

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



if u aren't carrying at least $1000 worth of annual fees in credit/charge cards then just smh

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

triple sulk posted:

if u aren't carrying at least $1000 worth of annual fees in credit/charge cards then just smh

Amex black is a lot more than that

but if you're invited to it, it's worth it

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

amex black isn't even exclusive anymore I'm sure they have some new secret squirrel card they'll let mere millionaires pay 10k/year for soon enough

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i pa like 50 bucks a year but i get nothing back and im a leech ont he system, anyway

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Smythe posted:

half mast. half staff.
Smythes everyday carry erection.

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

qirex posted:

the gun used to kill that canadian tourist in gg park and a couple days later a guy hiking in marin was stolen from an unlocked car

define stolen

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
turds so i can post on the go

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

And also a 9-piece lockpick set, that fits in a slightly-larger-than-normal credit card (there's a slide-out compartment).

nice felony

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

PuTTY riot posted:

define stolen
not sure what you're going for here, removing things that belong to someone else from an unlocked car is still illegal

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

qirex posted:

not sure what you're going for here, removing things that belong to someone else from an unlocked car is still illegal

what if u take a gun out of a car and take it to a police station

what if u did ^^^ cause some kids were gnona take it

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
also guns are free as in speech

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

qirex posted:

not sure what you're going for here, removing things that belong to someone else from an unlocked car is still illegal

what if it was a really hot day and you were worried the gun might die?

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

NoneMoreNegative posted:

what if it was a really hot day and you were worried the gun might die?

you're supposed to break a window, get it out of direct sunlight and wait for the NRA team to arrive

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Every day curry? :yum:

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Jerry Cotton posted:

Every day curry? :yum:

Chicken katsu

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

echinopsis posted:

lmao America land of the free

Land of the free guns and cars

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
that ad with the gates reference was made before apple rehired jobs right

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
the pc guy is carrying a "byte"

just one lone solitary byte

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
"hey man I have 300 shirts to sell, what can you do for me"

"well I can't contain more than 255 as far as numbers go"

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

echinopsis posted:

the pc guy is carrying a "byte"

just one lone solitary byte

time was you could get a whole magazine of em

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Why did the Windows guy steal a Unix guy's bag?!?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Also the text was written by a dirty hippie if they thought that is close-cropped hair.

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

jony ive aces posted:

that ad with the gates reference was made before apple rehired jobs right

its from 1996, Apple rehired him the year after

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
yeah, i could tell

also i'm the mandatory wacky watch used by apple fans

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001



courthouse security made me take it off and toss it

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

wait did brooks brothers have their own brand of shoes back then or is it just supposed to be pointing to the suit

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