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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
We should petition that company to produce more trout, its not even on their website anymore.

These other trout-based toys are extremely weak and un-rowdy

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Bismuth posted:

We should petition that company to produce more trout, its not even on their website anymore.

These other trout-based toys are extremely weak and un-rowdy


Yes, they are insufficiently rowdy. That oven mitt or whatever in the second one is getting close to rowdy, though.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Yes, they are insufficiently rowdy. That oven mitt or whatever in the second one is getting close to rowdy, though.

Its excited, the rowdiness is building

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Some goon found some at biglots it looks like..
Also thrift shops would be a good spot to angle for some roudy trowt.

GeneralZod
May 28, 2003

Kneel before Zod!
Grimey Drawer

Bismuth posted:

Turd Row Toy

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

tater_salad posted:

Some goon found some at biglots it looks like...

Who is this goon? Let the rowdy bidding begin!

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007



This right here.. unless Pocket really is scamming us and ruining our hearts.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Pocket posted:

i should clarify, i did some searching and thought i'd share the image with those of you skilled in photoshop.

i am not in possession of any trout, rowdy or placid :(

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
learn2read nerd

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Fathis Munk posted:

learn2read nerd

reading is the least rowdy thing possible

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Gilganixon posted:

reading is the least rowdy thing possible

what about writing?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

sout posted:

what about writing?

that can get pretty rowdy imvro (in my v rowdy opinion)

sout
Apr 24, 2014

rowdy reading
rowdy 'riting
rowdy 'rithmetic

Bamford Brownstone
Jul 21, 2010
Someone should get one of these and give it to someone else as a wedding present. Call it a Rowdy Dowry.

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Someone please edit the first 20 seconds of this but replace everything with Rowdy Trout.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o2xbHOlqj0
Not sure what the video is about, but it is very rowdy, and in dire need of trout.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
whats that one pic of that fish

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


50% OFF

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Gilganixon posted:

reading is the least rowdy thing possible

Look here if the post isn't rowdy or doesn't show a rowdy trout, there's a 50% chance I read it.


GET ROWDY

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I checked a pet store tonight to see if they had any Rowdy Trout, but I found only this pretender to the throne:





Clearly not rowdy, more like demented.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I checked a pet store tonight to see if they had any Rowdy Trout, but I found only this pretender to the throne:





Clearly not rowdy, more like demented.
the half-brother of rowdy trout, downy trout.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I checked a pet store tonight to see if they had any Rowdy Trout, but I found only this pretender to the throne:





Clearly not rowdy, more like demented.

dont kink shame, this fish knows what it wants

HENGRY BUNG
Jan 15, 2015

why are fish always happy?

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

HENGRY BUNG posted:

why are fish always happy?

They're swimming in spunk buddy

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

HENGRY BUNG posted:

why are fish always happy?

They're masochists.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Crunchy Trout is a good try by just doesn't live up to his illustrious rowdy brethren.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
I wonder if there is a Angry Cod or Angsty Catfish out there now.

Pocket
Aug 27, 2006

morose mackerel, swimming in misery

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I checked a pet store tonight to see if they had any Rowdy Trout, but I found only this pretender to the throne:

Sergeant's website doesn't even show the Rowdy Trout, I don't think he even exists anymore except in the minds and hearts of the children. In every happy tear in a puppy's eye there swims a Rowdy Trout.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Pocket posted:

morose mackerel, swimming in misery

The ultimate Metal Gear Solid villain.

Reading gets pretty rowdy sometimes, I think a manifesto that got read made Russia rowdy for a while.

manderson
Aug 12, 2005

Human Extraordinaire

I wish I was as rowdy as that rowdy trout

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


manderson posted:

I wish I was as rowdy as that rowdy trout

step1 get rowdy
step2 be a trout
step3 ??
step 4 Profit.

Pocket
Aug 27, 2006

it should be no surprise that step 3 is to immerse oneself in spunk

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

tater_salad posted:

step1 get rowdy
step2 be a trout
step3 swim upstream and mate
step 4 Profit.

Filled that ??? one in for you. :)

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes
If one were to catch a rowdy trout and eat it, what would happen to said individual

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

start vomiting up thick white ropes of spunk i imagine

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes
Best to let rowdy trout lie then

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Blizzy_Cow posted:

If one were to catch a rowdy trout and eat it, what would happen to said individual

Legend has it you inherit it's rowdyness x10

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
rock the trout

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

tater_salad posted:

Legend has it you inherit it's rowdyness x10

Can the human body handle that much rowdy or will my head blow up like in scanners

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Blizzy_Cow posted:

If one were to catch a rowdy trout and eat it, what would happen to said individual

According to lore, this actually happened. The said individual awoke the next morning to find he had turned into a gigantic spematazoa (spunk cell). He died of sadness within the month, being unable to find a giant egg to mate with.

Rowdy Trout then burst out of the giant dead sperm cell and continued his rowdy spunk-covered-and--inducing adventures.

Only heartless fools oppose da trout, and they always get their comeuppance. Stay safe, rowdy trout!

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