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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

this is the first good thing to come out of Australia since that movie the castle

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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Captain Cool posted:

it's usb-c respecced to carry 400vdc

that would own

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

crusader_complex posted:

my futuristic supercar's onboard storage is full

most storage in its class

you can only load it through the radio

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
That feel when u step into ur Lomarf car and U2 is in the backseat playing music but you didn't want them there in the first place.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
;p;

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Peanut and the Gang posted:

That feel when u step into ur Lomarf car and U2 is in the backseat playing music but you didn't want them there in the first place.
tbh i probably wouldn't mind them if they were playing "electric co"

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
idgi, whats a lomarf?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Santas Ainol Elf posted:

idgi, whats a lomarf?

iCar standard anti-buythis test drive

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Santas Ainol Elf posted:

idgi, whats a lomarf?
it's when lowtax eats too many marshmallows and has to barf

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
tfw you install an os patch on your lomarf car and the mileage drops 20%. you then go on yospos to complain and everyone says "suits my needs lol, why dont you buy a new one you poor"

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Syncopated posted:

tfw you install an os patch on your lomarf car and the mileage drops 20%. you then go on yospos to complain and everyone says "suits my needs lol, why dont you buy a new one you poor"

But why don't you just by a new one? Look, sorry your old car doesn't support 3 point turns, but that's a new feature, if you want it, upgrade.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
hell the first edition lomarf can't can't even turn and go forwards at the same time.

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
what if...no steering wheel, just clicky circle like iplayer lol!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
it's actually just a large touch screen

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Force touch pedals

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
swipe a circle to do a uturn

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
it'll be the first apple product where you really don't want a fatal exception

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
stupid apple engineers prevent it from doing sick burnouts but hopefully a jailbreak can fix that

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

It sends alerts to your iwatch when you're about to crash

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

fill it with unleaded, it's jailbroken

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Dislike button posted:

what if...no steering wheel, just clicky circle like iplayer lol!

i already said this!!!

Syncopated posted:

Instead of a steering wheel it will have the ipod touch wheel thing

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

tried to help a guy change a tire but my lomarf car uses a proprietary jack

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Lomarf engineers wanted the operation of the car to be as simple as possible. They felt that having 2 pedals, a gas and a brake, would confuse the user since she would need to remember the specific functions associated with each pedal.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
it turns out echi already made essentially the same joke

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
lomarf

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

maniacdevnull posted:

Force touch pedals

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
introducing samsun lormaf 3s

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

not at this distance your honour

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

flakeloaf posted:

fill it with unleaded, it's jailbroken
i don't think you know what that word means

fuel that doesn't have lead in it :ssh:

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

yes that one was shamefully bad

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Instead of a steering wheel its got a click wheel like a ipod! ! !

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

*sassyswipes to change radio stations*

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
*gets an update, speedometer is really zoomed in for some reason *

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012
suction-cupping an m-audio box to my windshield

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

stopped outside a starbucks, accidentally connected to the wi-fi and now i can't drive away until these updates finish installing

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
never foget

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

oh hi there ancient thread

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
bumbp

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
lomarf car

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