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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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instead of safety belts the entire car is surrounded by a suicide net that catches you if you're thrown out of the vehicle

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Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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regular mechanics can't work on it, you have to take it in to the apple store for an iTuneup

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Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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it's actually just a vw bug or jetta. i mean what else would it be?

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Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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it uses a proprietary fuel nozzle for no reason at all, but everyone wants to support the icar so now every gas station has a stupid useless pump that only works on one car
also the pumps used to be cool but they replaced them with a bad one that always falls out

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Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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the apple car is driverless; it uses kernel extension s instead

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Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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it comes in three editions: a mini, a mid sized family car, and a 18-wheel commercial freight vehicle that is nonetheless stylish and featureful and entirely inappropriate for long range trucking.

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