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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
you motehre fuckers wont see it



but its in front of your face right now

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
apple already invented a car

back in 2004 it made my honda fit



as a secret experiment

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
nobody knows this

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
except for you right now




so fuckers.... when apple releases a car but its not made by apple but another like lexus is to toyota brand name sister thing


we;re not going to see an apple car


but magnolious car? yes

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

cremnob posted:

only an idiot wouldnt use the iconic and extremely well liked $170 billion brand

except apple makes iWatches and nanopods

face it - this is the truth.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

PleasureKevin posted:

what the hell are you talking about

whwn apple finally release a car, iotll be under a different brand

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lolmarf

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
you strap your foot in and pull for acceleration and push for break

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Now I've been on the internet for about twenty years and I've seen it all. poo poo son, I've seen a grown rear end man dressed like a little girl playing a bass guitar and singing a song about how drinking milk will make his boobs grow in korean before chugging so much milk he had to vomit. I've seen gore poop blood guts gore piss poo poo puke gore in almost every single combination possible, strung out into horrifying situations that are nothing less than an all out assault on sanity. I've seen drawings of giant bugs molesting little girls, diseases grown rampant over all parts human and animal that I know to exist. People ingesting poop, puking the poop back out, putting the puked out poop back in their mouths. I've seen live eels pass through the digestive track of human beings, inanimate objects being stuck up holes they have no business being stuck up. Time and time again I have expanded my consciousness and eroded my soul by exposing myself to the most vile and abominable concepts the collective human race has been able to dream up.
And yet, all that pales in comparison to the dead-eyed look of devilish delight that guy has in this video. I am convinced he is a demon that has driven this young woman mad and is mocking us all by putting her on display. He feeds off her madness and taunts us by showing the tiniest hint of his true form. Look into his eyes as she pleasures him, look and behold Beelzebub himself, the mad and joyful imp, feeding for all to see.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Jesus L Christ

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
aren't cars meant to last like 20 years

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
if apple built recyclability and reuse from the ground up that would be good

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
the lomarf car will half abuot this much tact

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cat Face Joe posted:

I'm the 6 pixels of white socks

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i too refer to people as human cattle as a way of getting them to open their minds

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

this is the first good thing to come out of Australia since that movie the castle

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
;p;

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
hell the first edition lomarf can't can't even turn and go forwards at the same time.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
it's actually just a large touch screen

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
swipe a circle to do a uturn

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
stupid apple engineers prevent it from doing sick burnouts but hopefully a jailbreak can fix that

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
never foget

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
bumbp

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
great thread

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
co-bumpuin

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lomarg

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Jesus pleasure Kevin


the first rule
of lomarf is that you don't know what it means

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
somone in another thread said lomarf car

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
chomarf

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
read lomarf today bump

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
just read the word lomarf. fuckin bump

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
just read the word lomarf

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Silver Alicorn posted:

now that's what I call lomarf

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
read the word lomarf

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
someonme posted the word lomarf. fuckin love that poo poo

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

indigi posted:

lomarf car

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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Apr 13, 2004

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