MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

the apple car is driverless; it uses kernel extension s instead

Cat Face Joe posted:

we gonna get some lomarf videos?

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Lomarf Sharif

echinopsis posted:

mate tomorrow I might tell my coworker about lomarf

echinopsis posted:

nah this chick is cool. she is redefining for me what 20s are like and now I dont want my kids to grow up

Satellit3 posted:

i type lomarf and chome instead of foo
bar

Silver Alicorn posted:

*screaming chome while masturbating*

fart simpson posted:

can i get a lomarf

Dolomite posted:

only the finest headlights, taken from home depot's modern lhomearf collection

echinopsis posted:

cam I get a mother fuckin lomarf

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Who Killed the Lomarf Car?

atomicthumbs posted:

[a man lies in a hospital bed, in a persistent vegetative state. the sun shines through the partly-curtained window, casting a thin ray across his blanketed chest. his nurse enters the room, opening the door, and letting in a brief snippet of conversation from outside: "lomarf." impulses travel from the man's auditory nerves, through some of the few remaining intact neural fibers in his withered brain, to his brainstem, which reacts in one of the basest reflexes in the human body, and undoubtedly one of the earliest-evolved. his mouth levers open, gratingly; it has not been moved of his own volition in a very long time. "CHOME," his body does its best to shout, in a reedy, whispery voice, disused for so many years; the nurse (whose name is Greta), startled, drops the tray she was carrying, and an ampule shatters on the ground.]

Syncopated posted:

loving smooth

indigi posted:

wherefore art thou, lomarfio

echinopsis posted:

happy belated one year anniversay lomarf car thread

Peanut and the Gang posted:

Can someone post the 2 second video where the bandit says "Chome" into his webcam.

Satellit3 posted:

Sagebrush posted:

lomarf is a great euphemism for bodily functions of any kind

i ate a pot of chili for dinner and i was lomarfing all night

oh man dude tyler got so wasted he lomarfed all over brandon's car

don't stop, i'm gonna lomarf

Rex-Goliath posted:

it warms my heart that a few executives in apple now know about yospos from googling lomarf just a few days after that article was written

echinopsis posted:

an

Powaqoatse posted:

nice job echi!

can you make a lomarf where its like a field of grass or a wall with something on it or w/e, and then a wind blows or gravity or something, so a bunch of it blows/falls away and the remaining part says lomarf? thatd be cool i think