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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

im glad someone is taking a stand

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Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

social vegan posted:

haha so i reviewed the video posting int he original post and it's pretty good a 7/10 i like the allusion that chuck norris is some kind of insurmountable force an interesting take not something i would've pitched but the world is a beautiful place because everyone has these different ideas it's like god sprinkling the chinese all spice over all the people brains each grain a funny thought a quirky reminder that life is short and someday we all die

Chuck norris is awesome

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

Chuck norris is awesome

I've heard of the guy but I don't know anything about him. Any interesting tidbits about him to pass along?

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

everytime someone bumps this thread; someone has to post an annoying gif of nos-crit.

starting......




now

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
you mean like this?



btw, this is my message to op.

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

like this

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
why does this thread keep getting bumped

edit: oh, because

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Doug is OK when he tones down the schtick which is more than I can say about most other internet reviewers.

Better reviewers that I actually recommend:
-Brad Jones
-Lindsay Ellis
-Spoony if he ever makes a video again

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

readingatwork posted:

Better reviewers that I actually recommend:
-Brad Jones
-Lindsay Ellis
-Spoony if he ever makes a video again

ftfy

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

readingatwork posted:

Doug is OK when he tones down the schtick which is more than I can say about most other internet reviewers.

Yeah, Ol' Doug. I call him 'D' for short.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
It's hard to believe this man is in his mid-thirties.

Although I can't wait till NC reviews midlife crisis.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
What doesbhe review? Movies? Jeremy Jahns seems more tolerable than this guy.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
gently caress, even manboob sage is a better reviewer than Doug, and he looks at anime porn.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Claven666 posted:

i don't loving like him. i find him smarmy, annoying and full of random purple monkey cheese. i hope he cries when he reads this because I KNOW he's agoon (perhaps op?)

I recommend you watch a bunch of his videos and get to know him before you make judgements like this.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Nah his time to shine is long over and it is now a slow fade into having to get a real job since he couldn't leverage this into something that would last.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Airborne Viking posted:

why does this thread keep getting bumped

edit: oh, because

Ronnie
May 13, 2009

Just in case.

LethalGeek posted:

Nah his time to shine is long over and it is now a slow fade into having to get a real job since he couldn't leverage this into something that would last.

Man that is gonna be one depressing CV.

'So Mr Naylor what were some of the roles involved in your previous role?'

'I screamed in to a camera, summarising the plot to 25 year old cartoons.'

Mr. Boogie
Apr 1, 2013

Is a meat patty something or nothing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lihimTMXT64

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Bacon bump

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012


Cirtics got a few new vids released! check em out!

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
pity reply in the thread that the op keeps bumping

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Airborne Viking posted:

why does this thread keep getting bumped

edit: oh, because

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
I've gotta say I still find most of his reviews to be pretty entertaining, especially his review of The Room. That never gets old.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bump

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib
I spotted him in Honest Trailers this week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGipOggNbyw

Arctic Bunny
Aug 3, 2012

A PERFECT LOOKING NOSE
Can Easily Be Yours
Just watched NC and Bennett the Sage's new crossover. Man, Sage was p fat even before his break but now he's definitely looks terrible. Previously he looked, while fat, like he had some degree of energy and stuff. Now he looks like he's seriously unhealthy and like it hurts to be him. He didn't use to have such a buxom manboobage and now he just kinda has this aura of being constantly winded and down and worn out.

Sage, lay off the cheetos and go do some exercise. You look this || close to a heart attack. I actually like your videos so I'm saying this as a person who likes your stuff, not just to be mean. You'd also feel better if you upped your fitness.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

genesplicer posted:

Hmmmm. You've bumped your thread five times. It supposedly is a megathread, yet has been active for over 3 months and has yet to fill two pages. I'm not going to close the thread. I'm not going to gas it. I'm going to give you a choice. Here are your options:

1. Let this thread die a natural death, not posting in it again. DO NOT BUMP THIS THREAD.
2. If you choose to post again in this thread, you may, BUY ONLY if you are quoting and responding to another goon, who has posted since your last posting. Let me clarify. If you post something that is not a response to another goon, you have broken this rule. This includes "Bump" posts. I will be the final arbiter as to whether your "response" to another goon is an adequate response, and not a desperate effort to get around these rules.


If you choose to break either of the above rules, I will issue you a mod challenge.
If you feel you cannot handle this situation, you may inform me now, and I will gas this thread and probate you for 3 days.
If you feel you can handle it if your thread just dies, then, by all means continue.
If this is all too much for you, close your thread and move on with your life



Have an iced ay!

Lol human being

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i clicked on the video in the op and now i realize that i've been mistaking the nostalgia critic for the angry video game nerd this whole time.

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Arctic Bunny posted:

Just watched NC and Bennett the Sage's new crossover. Man, Sage was p fat even before his break but now he's definitely looks terrible. Previously he looked, while fat, like he had some degree of energy and stuff. Now he looks like he's seriously unhealthy and like it hurts to be him. He didn't use to have such a buxom manboobage and now he just kinda has this aura of being constantly winded and down and worn out.

Sage, lay off the cheetos and go do some exercise. You look this || close to a heart attack. I actually like your videos so I'm saying this as a person who likes your stuff, not just to be mean. You'd also feel better if you upped your fitness.


Do you mean he broke up with someone or he just took a break from making videos and got even fatter?

Arctic Bunny
Aug 3, 2012

A PERFECT LOOKING NOSE
Can Easily Be Yours

max4me posted:

Do you mean he broke up with someone or he just took a break from making videos and got even fatter?
He had a few months' break from making videos and yeah, he got fatter. He was goony to start with and now the poor guy looks like it's actually painful to be him, like he has serious health issues.

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I got familiar with him, when I was stuck in a nursing home for a few months. Shame he got fatter

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
I just saw a new spoony video (which he uploads once in a blue moon) and it was horrifying. The man is slowly turning into DarkSydePhil.



He's been doing his own 'DSP tries it' series of videos for a while now and the state of him and his internet career seems to be getting worse all the time.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Jesus you're not kidding. Dude needs to give up and get a normal job already this poo poo is killing him.

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
Have y'all seen his live streams? They are so boring. He doesn't talk or respond to gameplay, his chat, anything. When he does, he's drowned out by the game itself.

Poor spoony. His shot used to be really solid.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

His one SWAT 4 video is something I can show to anyone who's played a video game as it's legit funny, the one with the bomb and the dude camped in the bathroom.

Now I can't even imagine how bad it's gotten just from what I hear

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Claven666 posted:

i don't loving like him. i find him smarmy, annoying and full of random purple monkey cheese. i hope he cries when he reads this because I KNOW he's agoon (perhaps op?)
No, he's not a goon, and trust me: I doubt very much he's crying. He is probably too busy counting his millions to worry about what some peon from the internet has to say about him.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Still more convincing than Jared Leto

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

LethalGeek posted:

His one SWAT 4 video is something I can show to anyone who's played a video game as it's legit funny, the one with the bomb and the dude camped in the bathroom.

Now I can't even imagine how bad it's gotten just from what I hear

apperently it just went downhill, he got famous and it went to his head. his gf broke up with him and was apperently cheating on him. he made a dumb joke and got fired from channel awsome and then he just stopped doing funny poo poo. its either wrestling vids or overly long movie reviews that suck. he got some rainbow haired girlfriend who apparently turned him onto tumblr. now he just sucks and his patron is dropping by the month.

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

The worst part is; his website is in shambles, and there's no place to find all his old, good stuff. Mainly his oneshot game and film reviews.

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Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
I think I'll only remember noah now as the ultima fanboy who made slighty funny highlander vids.

That's about all the credit he has.

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