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tomatoes and shit
Sep 17, 2015



this little number i like 2 call "let freedom ring"

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

fakiebeanplant posted:


this little number i like 2 call "let freedom ring"

best post in the thread. I love the Obama frown

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
"let's get rid of all the Mexicans" is like an old tune your mom used to dance to or a meme from a bygone era.... its a series of words designed to elicit a certain emotional response, to take you back to a simpler time. no one has any intention of actually getting rid of all the Mexicans but man don't that take you back.... *hums softly*

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

fakiebeanplant posted:


this little number i like 2 call "let freedom ring"

I unironically hope Trump wins. He is legitimately the best candidate by a wide margin.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Trump raped his wife.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

a bone to pick posted:

Trump raped his wife.

you can't rape your wife dude, you are one flesh read the loving bible you SODOMITE

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
stupid liberals like to act like trump is the worst of the worst in the republican field because his tone is so coarse but trump is probably the least evil person running for president right now.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

wiffle ball bat posted:

stupid liberals like to act like trump is the worst of the worst in the republican field because his tone is so coarse but trump is probably the least evil person running for president right now.

literally no one else is running for president right now. No one else is running a campain

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
bernie wrote satirical feminist rape erotica which is pretty fuckin insufferable if you think about it

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
trump v. sanders would be a great race, otherwise idc and prob wont even vote

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Trump wants "boots on the ground" to fight ISIS lmfao

http://dailycaller.com/2015/08/10/trump-wants-boots-on-the-ground-to-fight-isis-video/

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mariana Horchata posted:

trump v. sanders would be a great race, otherwise idc and prob wont even vote

I hope they kill eachother

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


is there any precedent for this kind of thing being a bad idea?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

wiffle ball bat posted:

bernie wrote satirical feminist rape erotica which is pretty fuckin insufferable if you think about it

this is less shameful than raping your wife imo

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
it'll be cool because trump will just hire a bunch of pmcs out of his own pocket and they'll nip that Isis poo poo in the bud so fast your head will spin. the American military is planned bloat and inefficiency, those private sector guys know how to get poo poo done right.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

wiffle ball bat posted:

it'll be cool because trump will just hire a bunch of pmcs out of his own pocket and they'll nip that Isis poo poo in the bud so fast your head will spin. the American military is planned bloat and inefficiency, those private sector guys know how to get poo poo done right.

i dont think that is accurate

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

wiffle ball bat posted:

it'll be cool because trump will just hire a bunch of pmcs out of his own pocket and they'll nip that Isis poo poo in the bud so fast your head will spin. the American military is planned bloat and inefficiency, those private sector guys know how to get poo poo done right.

lol

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

wiffle ball bat posted:

trump says he's gonna cut taxes completely on individuals making under 25k and married ppl making under 50k. his campaign promises are worth exactly as much as everyone elses

Probably worth more since he writes them on good stationary.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Biden owns, if you disagree you should seek to self ventilate

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Booblord Zagats posted:

Biden owns, if you disagree you should seek to self ventilate

i like that time hundreds of thousands of iraqis died and millions more were displaced, and that a lot of people called bullshit on the whole thing at the time but joe biden did not because hes a complete piece of poo poo foreign policy hawk

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

TEAYCHES posted:

i like that time hundreds of thousands of iraqis died and millions more were displaced, and that a lot of people called bullshit on the whole thing at the time but joe biden did not because hes a complete piece of poo poo foreign policy hawk

Uncle Joe was probably taking a poo poo when that war happened

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Uncle Joe was probably taking a poo poo when that war happened

he very vocally advocated for it and pressured other democrats who were unsure to fall in line

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

TEAYCHES posted:

i like that time hundreds of thousands of iraqis died and millions more were displaced, and that a lot of people called bullshit on the whole thing at the time but joe biden did not because hes a complete piece of poo poo foreign policy hawk

If anything he's a wuss for not advocating the outright carpet bombing of Fallujah, Baghdad and the whole of Afghanistan. America needs to start leaving craters in its wake instead of poorly training indigenous personnel. But whoever left GoPro's with them, that's pretty hilarious, never thought I'd see a man try to rocket jump IRL but then Haji got hisself a LiveLeak account

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
i like how during egypt's revolution biden insisted mubarak wasn't a dictator

he is a good puppet

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Booblord Zagats posted:

If anything he's a wuss for not advocating the outright carpet bombing of Fallujah, Baghdad and the whole of Afghanistan. America needs to start leaving craters in its wake instead of poorly training indigenous personnel. But whoever left GoPro's with them, that's pretty hilarious, never thought I'd see a man try to rocket jump IRL but then Haji got hisself a LiveLeak account

how does it feel to be the reason america deserved 9/11

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

TEAYCHES posted:

how does it feel to be the reason america deserved 9/11

L
M
A
O

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

TEAYCHES posted:

how does it feel to be the reason america deserved 9/11

Pretty good. How's it feel to be the reason your parents no longer feel joy?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Booblord Zagats posted:

Pretty good. How's it feel to be the reason your parents no longer feel joy?

i have a very good relationship with my parents, which is something i value and am thankful they were not killed by any american bombs

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i think its interesting that there are people who identify as democrats but are incredibly racist and celebrate child death

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

TEAYCHES posted:

i have a very good relationship with my parents, which is something i value and am thankful they were not killed by any american bombs

teaches, you are worse than the rereg

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
im insanely amused by this outburst

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
trump will get blocked by the gop; there's no way he's gonna be the republican candidate even if %90 of the country is jacking off to his racist dogshit

republican candidate's gonna be jeb! because 1) bush legacy and 2) remarkably, he's the least loving stupid of the crop of dingdongs they've got taking potshots at each other

democrate candidate is hillary, because bernie's too loving ssssssssssssssssssssssssocialist for the beltway and uncle joe is uncle joe - his sole appeal is his DEAD SON asked him to RUN FOR PREZZY-DENT how sweet *nyonnnn~*

as for who'll win, jeb! or hill - i'm gonna lean hillary, because obama got the youngins to get out of their loving homes and vote and i feel you'll still have them rarin' to go next november. just think!!!! you'll be the generation who puts THE FIRST WOMAN in the white house!!! and also she's buddies with cool black guy and we all liked him, didn't we????

and thereafter, it'll be the same as it ever was - the oligarchs dangling us by our dicks while we scrounge for pennies to keep the lights on for one more day

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

teaches, you are worse than the rereg

i think america murdering hundreds of thousands of people is an extremely important issue

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
whats a rereg

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

TEAYCHES posted:

i think america murdering hundreds of thousands of people is an extremely important issue

literally every country has murdered hundreds of thousands. Where are you from Teaches?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I'm ready for a cup of Joe

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

mdm posted:

I'm ready for a cup of Joe

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

literally every country has murdered hundreds of thousands. Where are you from Teaches?

america. currently we are the largest purveyor of organized state violence on the planet and the crimes of other nations in the past do not absolve our own warcrimes

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

TEAYCHES posted:

america. currently we are the largest purveyor of organized state violence on the planet and the crimes of other nations in the past do not absolve our own warcrimes

you are the reason the rest of the world hates us

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wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
joe can't go 5 minutes without saying something stupid and off color and not in a charming and dashing trumpy way

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