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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Elephanthead posted:

What kinda Texan has a gun that only wounds the person you shoot in the head?

You're right, he must not be from Texas.

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

NickRoweFillea posted:

when my team is slighted, it is my right as an american to shoot the offender with a bullet from a gun. in doing so, i defend my team's honor while honoring the founding fathers wish that all americans be able to murder each other at any given moment. god bless.

Noted Founding Father, Aaron Burr agrees.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Weedon's problem is also a tendency to not finish the job. See week 3 vs Atlanta.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Elephanthead posted:

I can't count the number of drives that have died in it just this season.

Murdered by unauthorized application of the pistol

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Justice was served

A drink best served ice cold.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

"Fun" fact about the Stow case: his health insurance company took a huge chunk of his settlement through subrogation and he received less than $6 million. The estimated cost for his lifetime care is $30 million by the way

Also the Dodgers insurance company purchased the $3.4m lien from his insurance company for $1.8m and deducted the $3.4m from the money they sent him for the settlement which nets them $1.6m

gently caress America.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Sash! posted:

Actually, that's based in English common law and has ties to Roman law.

v2vian man posted:

Did you know that it happened in America though. Or sorry is that not convoluted and obscure enough for you

gently caress America.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

loving... gently caress the Cowboys, also, this gay EARTH.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Ty1990 posted:

Apparently the guy has a fiancé he was set to marry next month and she's pregnant with his kid :smith:.



And it's not "gently caress the cowboys" or "gently caress dallas" this poo poo happens all over the country. A lot of people are loving retarded.

Hey, man... I also hosed this gay earth.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Top Hats Monthly posted:

"Arlington police said 28-year-old Marvin Rodriguez pointed a gun at a man during a fight then shot Sells in the neck as Sells tried to break up another altercation."

Was it worth it Marvin?

gently caress you, Marvin.

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Rasczak posted:

There's now one less Cowboys fan in the world and you guys still aren't happy

I think it was a pats fan, but point taken.

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