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AJ_Impy posted:Someone asked earlier if there were more unblooded than would fit in a team. The answer is no, now that Apeliminator earned his name. I'm so proud. I'm so proud.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 23:37 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 14:29 |
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Metal.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 02:32 |
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AJ_Impy posted:Seven on 2 kills. It feels good. I'm gonna buy Apeliminator some ice cream to reward him for finally hitting the big time.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 03:33 |
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AJ_Impy posted:Careful now, if the big time hits back, it won't be pretty. Eh, he could not get a kill for the rest of the season and I'd be satisfied, really. He did good.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 04:05 |
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vv
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 03:30 |
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Apeliminator can't pick his friends, and he can't pick his nose, but he can pick his friend's nose.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 03:23 |
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Locomotive breath posted:See, I'm not expert, but I think this sort of attitude might be why Apeliminator is having issues. I upgraded his picking skill. Is what I meant. He's better with a pick. Gosh.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 04:24 |
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His level of miscellaneous object proficiency has increased!! He's gonna pick his copper pick... and cop!
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 04:27 |
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He does! He's currently level 4 in it. I got him a few levels in it when I sold his whip! Because whips are loving garbage and choosing that at the start forever doomed me to mediocrity! Incidentally, he can't pick his nose because Apeliminator, as a far-below-ultimate combat machine but we're looking for other venues to utilize his unique talents, does not actually have a nose, rather he has olfactory receptors which only vaguely resemble a nose.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 04:33 |
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Yay!
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 16:34 |
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Oh wait, my team lost. Still yay!
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 16:37 |
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Wait, what did I do?
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2016 21:33 |
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I bet all of my money on my team, because even though I barely even know who the other three people in it are, I have to stand up for Apeliminator.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2016 18:19 |
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ZeeToo posted:Your fighter's failures are the deepest persistent mystery of this tournament since Apeliminator got two kills. Three, thanks. My small mechanical monkey has three kills.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 00:16 |
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AJ_Impy posted:Jimbo is indeed the only Pal worth a drat Wow, insanely rude.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 22:11 |
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Any more of this ridiculous slander and I'll give my next fighter an even longer name, like "Dickpuncher Wolf, the Wolf that Punches the Enemies in the Dick Even if they Don't Have One"
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 22:14 |
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Listen here, you distended fuckhole of a colosseum registrar, I'll have you know that Apeliminator is worth three kills' progress towards a drat more than you are or ever will be worth, and is also much more personable and handsome.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 22:27 |
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And for that matter, maybe if you looked beyond the walls of the small arena you've locked yourself into, you'd notice the Apeliminator merchandising empire that's come about, he's the most popular person to come out of Season 5 of the Arena Challenge with young boys ages 8-12 and 43-year-old men, I've already gotten multiple offers from several important companies for partnership deals, and for THAT matter,
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 22:32 |
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my dad posted:All the fighters have a balanced number of points, and there are already teams with great builds and excellent synergy between fighters. How exactly is taking the 4 best fighters from the losing teams going to cause a problem? I mean, the whole purpose of this is to make a decent team for a hail mary shot at winning the tournament for those guys. Huh? I donno, do what you want, friend.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 23:28 |
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Oh, I see, you're embarrassed that your nephew isn't living up to his father's combat capabilities. Well there's more to life than combat, AJ_Impy. Always has been... always will be.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2016 08:31 |
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...no no Apeliminator is the nephew here.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2016 08:57 |
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...Ohhhh, knife to see you!
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 02:23 |
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Dancing, we're dancing! You're not the greatest 'cause I am the greatest! No, we're both great! OKAY! WAHHH! *flies off* OOOOOOO, FEVERRRRR!
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2016 22:34 |
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Also, Apeliminator was not fully erect. He is not equipped with those ports. It's part of his kid-friendly image.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2016 06:39 |
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Fuubi posted:Speaking of which, and for completely unrelated reasons, where would you more lore-knowledgable people say the Arena Challenge takes place? Indianapolis, Indiana. After a fight Apeliminator and I head out to the local Coldstone. It's good.
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# ¿ May 9, 2016 17:12 |
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Ramc posted:The actual fighting takes place in the parking lot of a local convenience store chain I assume? Actually, it's the vacant lot recently vacated by the world's last Blockbuster.
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# ¿ May 9, 2016 17:27 |
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Dead.
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# ¿ May 12, 2016 00:45 |
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Oh... this must've been why I've had an awful headache all day. That explains it...
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# ¿ May 14, 2016 05:47 |
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Congratulations to all the children.
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# ¿ May 18, 2016 00:16 |
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i hadn't even noticed a new round had started until this fight
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# ¿ May 18, 2016 21:00 |
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Oh, it's the last round. Huh.
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# ¿ May 25, 2016 00:49 |
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Spermy Smurf posted:Haha you have to bet on CRAP rather than the hot-streak of Lightly Whipped. Which team is CRAP again?
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# ¿ May 25, 2016 01:32 |
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Oh wait right, that's the one I'm on, don't worry I remembered.
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# ¿ May 25, 2016 01:34 |
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*awakens from long slumber* is round 18 over yet? can apeliminator and i go home
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 18:40 |
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throw me in lol
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 23:23 |
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Spermy Smurf posted:If its cool, I will throw all the fighters in a brawl in like 15hrs from this post. Eastern time morning. hello my guy is bs-45 apeliminator of c r a p
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2016 00:07 |
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Nice job Apeliminator, you got a kill.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2016 05:43 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 14:29 |
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girl sent you hallelujah
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 21:41 |