Jimbo Akimbo high fives himself!
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 14:03 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 03:50 |
Spermy Smurf posted:
Changing my werewolf's name to Strangler
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 16:10 |
fallingdownjoe posted:Are Werewolves and Tigerman still the same stats? In the OP it looks like they have differences. Better not be, I made my choice based on those values! And it's going to matter this time, I swear!
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 16:47 |
Spermy Smurf posted:No, they aren't. I'm a big dummy. quote:Don't you all feel safe with me running the fights?
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 17:13 |
I should probably read the OP. e: derp Jazzimus Prime posted:The upcoming Arena Challenge Season Five will feature a group of fighting teams slogging through a season of 18 matches in order to qualify for a single-elimination playoff! Will your team have what it takes to raise this year's Murder Bowl trophy? How big are the teams? Bad Munki fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Oct 14, 2015 |
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2015 17:01 |
Spermy Smurf posted:One each, then you have to pray you don't get Bad Munki on your team. Look at this guy, trying to make sure he's the only one that gets blessed with my skillz.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2015 17:24 |
Tunicate posted:I'm using the same build I was last time I was on your team. Let's see how things play out when I'm unquestionably the worst fighter. I'm going with something completely new, we're talking bleeding edge garbage here. The worst you can do is now obsolete.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2015 18:57 |
Hey, silk knuckles are more dangerous than you think!
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 01:37 |
AnoHito posted:Bad Munki's newest brilliant build confirmed Knuckle Dragger was a horrible failure, so these adamantine gauntlets on a gremlin are a sure thing!
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 01:47 |
my dad posted:Come on, it was a gremlin that punched a... was it a minotaur? to death. That's the opposite of failure. Wait, did that actually work? I can't even remember now, so I just assume everything ever failed. e: Huh. quote:Knuckle Dragger_DP punches Antionette_TTA in the head with his right hand, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle and bruising the brain through the silver helm! Bad Munki fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Oct 15, 2015 |
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 02:21 |
AnoHito posted:No wonder no one else is signing up, next fighter gets stuck with Bad Munki. Re-registering three more times now, thanks
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 17:23 |
Oh, good point. In that case, definitely do it that way! Battle royale among all contestants, ranked in order of death, and then each team, in turn, picks the top-most-ranked available fighter, until all fighters are gone. I like it. The writeup would be a monstrous pain in the rear end, but at least the team assignment would be pretty easy (just grep "xxxxx has been struck down" from the log and there's your ranking.) Maybe do it as a back-and-forth draft so the teams that picked last the first round pick first the second round, that way nobody really gets outright screwed. I guess there's still the problem of figuring out the draft order for the teams. I say live stream a few d20 rolls. Bad Munki fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Oct 16, 2015 |
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 01:51 |
That's certainly true. Okay okay okay...each fighter doesn't actually appear in the battle royale, but is instead represented by a randomly-skilled-and-equipped (within point limits) gremlin proxy. We dump all the gremlins in an arena that is too small to house them all, shake it up, and watch it go. Whatever we do, we have to make sure it requires the absolute maximum amount of work on Spermy Smurf's part.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 02:01 |
Spermy Smurf posted:each gremlin gets a different number of arrows which is their signup number. This but arms instead of arrows.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 02:11 |
Just a custom race for each fighter is what I'm thinking. They're all gremlins, except each variant has a different number of arms.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 02:14 |
my dad posted:Would we call the varialble determining whether someone has arms or not... ArmOK? ARMS FOR THE ARM GOD
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 02:25 |
All right, one more spot to fill and we can GO GO GO
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 16:45 |
And with that, I would like to formally apologize to alcharagia, Silverminnow, and Krysmphoenix.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 18:18 |
alcharagia posted:But seriously, good to work with you, Bad Munki. I don't think you realize what's happening here.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 18:44 |
Hell, I'm pretty sure *I* don't even realize what's happening here. This is the 3rd annual something awful bingo rally thread, right?
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 18:57 |
Nah just start it now.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 19:29 |
Astus posted:Oh, for the other three guys in "Bronzestabbed Debate Team", I don't really feel like that name is very fitting. How about "Dead Guys Gonna Die"? More like De-BUTT team
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 19:55 |
Cool Rad Awesome Pals, hit up my gmail (gshort2) and I'll get everyone together so we can talk about how to most effectively lose in the shortest time possible.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 01:47 |
It looks like Cool Rad Awesome Pals might have a commissioner on our team. I'm basing my build on that.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 03:21 |
Oh it's really quite simple. See, I just go ahead and do my typical gently caress Rogers poo poo build, and then we see to it that my commissioner either runs the match or calls in a favor on whoever's running the fight, and then that person sees to it that I lose.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 04:08 |
Jazzimus Prime posted:YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO FINALIZE YOUR BUILDS AND YOUR TEAM NAMES Actually, I checked with everyone, they all say they're good to go, you can go ahead and launch the first round now. You can trust me.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 01:31 |
Silk gauntlets.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 02:00 |
Oh, for crying out loud, stop incepting golden cat baby crowns, just make the fighter in question lug Planepacked around and be done with it.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 18:27 |
Decoy Badger posted:I have never played DF, so I'm open to any suggestions from the other Subterranean Animists. Kobold, full platinum armor. It's a sure thing.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 18:57 |
This message is for Cool Rad Awesome Pals only: I appear to have accidentally infiltrated the Subterranean Analmites or whatever they're called. Please advise.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 19:49 |
Okay it's later and still this evening, WHERE'S THE FIGHT
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2015 04:04 |
Oh my god it's now tomorrow this is the worst first fight to have taken place "later this evening" (n)ever!
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2015 14:34 |
Spermy Smurf posted:I'd be more worried about the fact that I'm both the most easily bribed commish, and the most easily bullied. Take this bribe money or I'll beat you up!
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 19:15 |
Spermy Smurf posted:Experiment 22's viscous bite I don't know what this means but it sounds really gross.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 13:59 |
Don't worry, my team is the home team in our match, so that's sure to buck the trend.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 14:53 |
What, precisely, is the actual home field advantage?
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 15:27 |
AJ_Impy posted:we'll just have to make sure everyone plays the same number of home games. Which is currently exactly what's happening.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 19:31 |
my dad posted:"1 person gets injured/killed, everyone else, including the attacker, runs into a corner and starts weeping and wailing about the horrors of war" Can we do a special tournament with this option on please, this sounds fantastic
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 21:49 |
Urist McGladiator cancels fight opposing team: leading dodging demonstration
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 22:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 03:50 |
Spermy Smurf posted:If someone tells me (sends me new zip) I will do this for funsies with any macro i have saved from this or any other tournament. gently caress Rogers v. literally anyone's fighter
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 23:46 |