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Thanks to SynthOrange for posting about this in the megathread. I've missed you, arena challenge. I still have the dismembered bits of Happy Fun Stuff displayed proudly on my mantlepiece. Secretely-a-snake-man-in-real-life Stephen Harper has joined the tournament, given that he's probably going to be out of a job come Monday (please god let him be out of a job come monday  )
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Spermy Smurf posted:I tried to make a team name so terrible people cringe while reading it. why whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Oct 16, 2015 20:10
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Is it possible to give fighters the stat equivalent of a "morale boost"?
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Oct 23, 2015 21:06
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On one hand, I'm thrilled to see Stephen Harper getting his poo poo kicked in. On the other hand, it would have been cool if he'd actually hit someone 
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Oct 24, 2015 15:21
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Holy poo poo I did not expect the second point in biting to be so useful 
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Oct 28, 2015 17:40
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I personally enjoyed how everyone's necks were broken early and most of the match was Simon and I gnawing on peoples' heads
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Oct 28, 2015 17:54
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goatface posted:Don't think, just bet.
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Oct 30, 2015 18:52
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I was really pulling for a Canadian Politics Showdown, but alas Stephen Harper v Rob Ford will have to wait. Also I'm thinking I need some points in dodging
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Nov 2, 2015 18:37
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Tunicate posted:Actually, it might be neat to put the betting totals at the top of the match writeups, so we know who's favored in the bets. 
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Nov 2, 2015 20:22
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please do not bet on A Tarantino Film so that when they win I get more money.
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Nov 14, 2015 17:49
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Nov 15, 2015 22:21
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Oh god the shame is too much. Although with a name like Stephen Harper I don't know how I expected anything other than crushing disappointment and sadness.
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Dec 10, 2015 17:24
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 oh my god I finally got a kill oh my god hell it was even a good fight, I beat the bejeezus out of that guy.
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Jan 18, 2016 16:45
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Two kills! Ablative tell your gladiator that if he wants kills he's gonna have to fight the bad guys and not me 
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Jan 22, 2016 14:45
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ZeeToo posted:Of course, Stephen is the current big threat. I'll take "things I never thought I'd hear" for 500, Alex.
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Feb 8, 2016 15:18
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Bets betted, points pointed. Judging by the betting ratios we are going to get fully owned next round. That or I'll become insanely rich. Hopefully my strategically timed upgrade turns me into an invulnerable murder machine.
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Mar 1, 2016 16:59
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you're a monster let my people go (to the arena to kill people)
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Mar 10, 2016 14:51
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what the gently caress
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Mar 11, 2016 03:27
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Oh my god I did not expect that to be a win. I saw a dwarf with a greataxe and started having 'nam flashbacks. The betting ratio didn't help either. Stephen Harper has really been pulling his weight lately and I am loving pumped about that, considering that for the first couple matches of the tournament I was convinced he was going to be 100% useless.
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Mar 18, 2016 14:52
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Man judging by the betting this round there are no illusions as to who is going to win each fight
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Mar 25, 2016 02:06
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oh gently caress we rich now strategic betting best betting, random bettors go home E: 9th place /flex
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Mar 28, 2016 19:06
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zeetoo post the fights
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Apr 3, 2016 02:07
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Huzzah! god I wish stephen was vaguely useful
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Apr 4, 2016 14:01
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Spermy Smurf posted:I dont understand him either. Honestly, I'm getting the feeling that serpent men are sorta weak - I've been wondering if I should have just gone for a biting build instead, because the impression I'm getting from the combat logs is that Stephen just isn't hitting hard enough in most cases.
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Apr 4, 2016 14:48
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Spermy Smurf posted:I don't get how Petting Zoo is the favorite. I mean, I'm glad and all, but I give us a 50/50 chance of winning this thing. The guys are too big and too armored for our team. I mean, technically that means I don't have any incorrect targets - I don't see how we can lose!
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Apr 5, 2016 13:51
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Apr 5, 2016 14:52
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Spermy Smurf posted:
clearly jimbo doesn't PTFO
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Apr 5, 2016 15:59
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I'm going to unlock and start the next round. Place those bets people!
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Wow that was goddamn close.
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Apr 8, 2016 17:20
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I don't know if Jakob/Mongo just have garbage stats or what, but Stephen was a goddamn tank If only he was faster. Also if only Mongo hadn't stolen his loving hammer. Dick.
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Apr 11, 2016 14:11
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Spermy Smurf posted:That doesn't count! A couple, actually. A scratch along the arm, a bruised gut and I think a bruised arm. That oak shield deflected like a motherfucker though. I'm thinking of maybe upgrading it so that when I bash peoples' heads in with it, it'll have an effect besides making a hollow 'thunk' sound
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Apr 11, 2016 15:49
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I am eternally surprised by Stephen's not-uselessness.
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Apr 25, 2016 14:22
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Guys come on, I'm the tank. You're the ones that are supposed to be DPSing 
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May 12, 2016 13:55
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Man that home field advantage is a motherfucker.
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May 12, 2016 14:49
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Stephen Harper, Head Squisher You push 'em, We smush 'em
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May 13, 2016 14:11
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Spermy Smurf posted:gently caress, I thought we were hometeam against Hells Dentists. Welp. Yeah no the next two fights are going to be godawful for us
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May 16, 2016 19:36
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Okay I'm slightly less worried about our upcoming games now. Only slightly though 
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May 16, 2016 19:48
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That was...significantly closer than I would have preferred. Oh well, WE PLAYOFF NOW
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May 25, 2016 01:11
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Jazz buddy, might want to check your points scripts for going into the playoffs. Unless I was supposed to have quadrupled my total points.
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May 31, 2016 18:05
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Spermy Smurf posted:
Oh I didn't realize there was a bonus for getting to playoffs. Durr
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May 31, 2016 18:21
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