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Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
AJ_Impy and other Team 6 members, I suggest we go for a dignified name that will remain totally relevant in the long term, like... a halloween pun.

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Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
Team 6, I guess I'll mess with our name now just for the sake of not being 'Team 6' any more. Feel free to change our name to a better/more terrible one of your choosing, mine is gonna be pretty bad.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!

tithin posted:

I vote for a Skeleton pun.

Or just "bad time"

Bad to the Bone? Hmm, There must be a better skeleton pun than that though...

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!

AJ_Impy posted:

Skeletal earworm placeholder up until we think of one.

Actually... I kinda like that as it is.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!

goatface posted:

A baby to carry.

Made of cats.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!

quote:

Turquoise Tonic_LAS bites Urist McLee_TAR in the left eyelid, tearing apart the skin!
Turquoise Tonic_LAS latches on firmly!
Ow.

I think he let go when Urist McLee got knocked over though.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
:black101:

quote:

Dontellim Pike_Furry stabs Candy Corn Tiger_Skeletons in the head with his iron pike, tearing the muscle and fracturing the skull!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
The iron pike has lodged firmly in the wound!
That can't be comfortable.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
Awww.

quote:

Three Gremlins in a Blender (Spooky) charges at Candy Corn Tiger (Spooky)!
Three Gremlins in a Blender (Spooky) collides with Candy Corn Tiger (Spooky)!
Three Gremlins in a Blender (Spooky) is knocked over!
Wait, what happened there?

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
Bloody hell, I just read some more of the combat log. Most of my team was incredibly delicious, judging by how much we got bitten and shaken around by the heads.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
Hooray! Now I wish I'd actually bet on my team.

quote:

Candy Corn Tiger (Spooky) charges at Krog Bonesmasha (Hell Dentists)!
Candy Corn Tiger (Spooky) collides with Krog Bonesmasha (Hell Dentists)!
Krog Bonesmasha (Hell Dentists) is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Krog Bonesmasha (Hell Dentists) stands up.
That happened twice. Apparently I'm not good at stabbing people while they're down.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
I vote to remove it.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
There were never any doubts in my mind that this is exactly what would happen!

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
"His heart is broken."

Aww.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
Or a strangler leather cap.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
He is the Ghost of Christmas Pummelings.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!

AJ_Impy posted:

9 stabs with a spear
6 buckler smashes
9 tendons torn
6 arteries opened
2 skull fractures
And a partridge in a pear tree!

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
This is probably going to go badly for me as I don't really know what I'm doing and I'm betting against jon joe when he's not trying to be wrong.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
See, I'm too lazy to actually check things like that.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
That's probably mainly because I somehow have loads of money at the moment and decided to bet it all rather than do the sensible thing and just hoard it.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
That was hilarious, so I'll forgive you for almost giving me a heart attack and making Candy Corn Tiger female.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
It was almost worth us getting smooshed just to bring this much happiness to alcharagia.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
:black101:

We needed that!

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
Oh well, at least we caused some carnage on the way out. :black101:

Candy Corn Tiger, a male Tigerman fighter.

He has the following equipment.
Iron Halberd
Oak Wood Shield
Bronze Helm
Iron Mail Shirt
Bronze Gauntlets
Iron High Boots

He has the following skills.
Level 3 Fighting (Competent)
Level 4 Axe (Skilled)
Level 1 Wrestling (Novice)
Level 2 Biting (Adequate)
Level 3 Dodging (Competent)
Level 3 Shield (Competent)
Level 2 Armor (Adequate)

Candy Corn Tiger has 150 points currently available to spend. (I forgot to spend my points in the last round.)

The points in biting and wrestling were a bit silly, but seeing as humans, elves and such love to bite people, I thought my fighter might go for a bite-and-shake. As far as I noticed, that never happened though. Do tigermen just never bite?

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
We finally fulfilled our destiny of becoming actual skeletons.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
I'm not sure whether to go for a stupid build or an even more stupid build.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
I gave Team 16 a name, but someone should probably give it an actual good name.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
Turns out if you accidentally rename your team to nothing at all (because you're on Chrome on mobile and text entry doesn't work properly) nobody can navigate to your team's page (where the rename team button is) any more because there's nothing to click on.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!

quote:

New Violent Everywhere_CATH slams into an obstacle!
New Violent Everywhere_CATH has died after colliding with an obstacle.
:black101:

quote:

Norfolk en Chance_CATH bites Million Dollar Tigerman_1056 in the nose and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Million Dollar Tigerman_1056: Death is all around us. The horror consumes me!
That's not in the Marquess of Queensberry Rules!

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
Thor the Warrior shot the food.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!

quote:

Thor the Warrior (Projectile Vomit) hacks Bogroll (Morning Routine) in the nose with his iron throwing axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Got your nose!

Was Thor crawling around for the 2/3rds of the fight after taking that javelin to the leg, or does the log just not mention standing up from a "falls over" or something?

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
It's not the winning or losing that's important, it's the taking some of your money.

Thor continues his streak of getting his legs hosed up early on.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
Quick everyone, un-update your fighters!

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
I reckon we can make it three if we try!

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!

my dad posted:

The way I'd go about this, is to finish round 1 as is, with the old version, then move on to the latest version for the rest of the tournament, to minimize the impact of a double standard on who wins and who loses (without rerunning every single fight so far)

The exception being if there are any pike users. The person running the fight should manually add pike skill equal to their spear skill, because that version is from before pike and spear skill were consolidated in the mod, I think. Thankfully, there were no such fights yet.

Yeah, that's probably the best way.

*Looks at own fighter*

Ah poo poo, wait, uhh...

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!

habituallyred posted:

When were throwing weapons introduced?
Oh um, that's a point. My fighter won't work if the build is pre-throwing weapons.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!

quote:

Jim bashes 🍆 in the head with his silver maul, but the attack is deflected by 🍆's small copper cap!

This is why you should always use protection.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
Make me a commissioner and I promise I will never get around to running any fights.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
An averagely-sized elf (or dwarf) shouldn't be able to use a 2-handed sword at all.
A slightly larger than average elf (or dwarf) should be able to use a 2-handed sword in 2 hands.
A particularly large elf (or dwarf) should be able to use a 2-handed sword in one hand.

I have no idea if arena mode generates creatures at their average size or what, and I don't know if it checks at all to see if a creature should be able to use a weapon you've assigned to it. Also, at least in fort mode, weapon handedness has been very bugged for years, so basically, who knows what's going on.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
Oh nice, the carnage is back! Now to remember what the hell I was doing and who my fighter is, if I have one.

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Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
Dammit Hacksy. :black101:

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