Dwarf Fortress Arena Challenge: Season 5 - The Road To The Murderbowl!

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Segway Rave: Dec 25, 2011; this is stanley barton he is the brother of the king and feels sad alot because other people don't like him much they say hes boring and not fun

Spermy Smurf posted:

Dory is a female Minotaur fighter managed by my dad. He carries a copper spear and wears a smattering of bronze armor.

Can we really trust Spermy Smurf to be impartial when it comes to running a match that a family member is involved in?

# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 17:07

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 11:52

Segway Rave: Dec 25, 2011; this is stanley barton he is the brother of the king and feels sad alot because other people don't like him much they say hes boring and not fun

AJ_Impy posted:

Entertaining and brutal. And it means that we have a new kill leader! A hat-trick means that Chaz Steadyfist now has the coveted 'Most killy' blood-spattered jersey with seven kills to his credit, overtaking his teammate Srirarcha Fartstorm Returns, who contents himself in the hallowed company of Albirik, Three Gremlins and Stumpy on the second tier.

He had a very good speech written down but everyone bled on it.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2015 02:40

Segway Rave: Dec 25, 2011; this is stanley barton he is the brother of the king and feels sad alot because other people don't like him much they say hes boring and not fun

The hard thing about being the best is I'm just dreading the day I change the tiniest thing about my fighter and irrevocably ruin whatever magic is keeping him going.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2016 21:22

Segway Rave: Dec 25, 2011; this is stanley barton he is the brother of the king and feels sad alot because other people don't like him much they say hes boring and not fun

I'm glad there's a break so I can properly mourn Worse Munki's winning streak.

I'm dying all of my fighter's armour black.

# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 07:48

Segway Rave: Dec 25, 2011; this is stanley barton he is the brother of the king and feels sad alot because other people don't like him much they say hes boring and not fun

Like most terrible things that happen, this is Bad Munki's fault. Dwarf Fortress finally caught onto who our team name was referring to and is adjusting the RNG accordingly.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2016 22:51

Segway Rave: Dec 25, 2011; this is stanley barton he is the brother of the king and feels sad alot because other people don't like him much they say hes boring and not fun

AJ_Impy posted:

James Largesausage is now the new king of kills! That clean sweep takes him to an unmatched 21. Maybe Chaz Steadyfist will get over his stage fright now.

On the broader picture, Go Big went home having now dropped below the Skeletons on kill difference to hand them that coveted 8th playoff spot. It is ridiculously tight in that midtable brawl, the difference between the Skeletons in 8th and Team Laser Explosion in 9th, with identical win/loss and identical kill difference, goes to the Skeletons' superior kills scored, by two skulls.

There is just one fight left this round, but it won't impact the standings, the Zoo will remain in 7th even if they get whitewashed or go on a murder spree.

Chaz Steadyfist is very graciously ceding the spotlight to some of his less fortunate teammates.

What a gentleman.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2016 05:29

Segway Rave: Dec 25, 2011; this is stanley barton he is the brother of the king and feels sad alot because other people don't like him much they say hes boring and not fun

Chaz Steadyfist of Worse Munki wants to win something after his appalling last minute choke on the kill leaderboards.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2016 05:52

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 11:52

Segway Rave: Dec 25, 2011; this is stanley barton he is the brother of the king and feels sad alot because other people don't like him much they say hes boring and not fun

Here's Chaz:

He has the following equipment.
Steel Halberd
Oak Wood Shield
Silver Helm
Leather Armor
Leather Leggings
Leather Gauntlets

He has the following skills.
Level 4 Fighting (Skilled)
Level 6 Axe (Talented)
Level 4 Dodging (Skilled)
Level 6 Shield (Talented)
Level 1 Misc. Object (Novice)

My biggest regret is probably not taking the time to get a pair of decent-quality gauntlets, considering how often it felt like he got disarmed.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 01:36

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