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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:He wouldn't be as frightening if his jewel-burgling and bank-robbing exploits weren't all committed while he was wearing nothing but a pair of panties. That's just tasteless. Especially considering his method of wearing them.
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ChickenWing posted:why I like it. It reminds me that I'm on a team with one of history's greatest monsters.
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dasmause posted:Can anyone rename their team at any point? Until the tournament starts, at least.
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Spermy Smurf posted:We have 3 people who are locked into builds and one rear end in a top hat who is changing his mind every 3 hours. Each build they do is worse than the last. Your first one was the only actually terrible one I've seen. Granted I'm terrible at this poo poo, but.
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I will consider this a moral victory, as I have proved that I am the only competent member of my team. Also scourges loving rock 
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Locomotive breath posted:Hey man, that yeti was pretty beat up when you started. I softened her up for you! I-, I contributed, okay. Don't worry, if Willow taught me anything, it's that a strong showing in the first match is inevitably followed by absolute worthlessness forever more. Also what is it with scourges and molemarians? drat things are magnetic, I swear.
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Full disclosure: Simon doesn't even have points in biting. I don't know what the gently caress that was, but it was amazing.
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Ramc posted:So what is the smiley for when a yeti throws a mole into the air, the mole gets hit by en elf in the guts so hard that he pukes and the force of that puke changes the trajectory of his flight 90 degrees to spike on his teammate like a flesh-rending vomit comet? Artists!? I think it's 
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According to Ctrl-F, the line: Simon Belmole (Petting Zoo) lashes Rob Ford (Furry Farm) in the head with his copper scourge, but the attack is deflected by Rob Ford (Furry Farm)'s large copper helm! appears in this combat log 56 goddamn times.
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Added Space posted:So, that advice that my team ignored... Clearly it did not work in this case, but the theory is sound.
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Ramc posted:I wouldn't have really expected that outcome based on the equipment, but mostly because seeing a gremlin with 2 shields doesn't fill me with confidence. Never underestimate the RNG's determination to gently caress with your expectations.
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Tiler Kiwi posted:I like how albrik died just in time for another charge attack to bypass him, so krog ran into abominable I dunno, if you lost a limb you probably wouldn't quite feel it for a while either. Shock does that to you.
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Spermy Smurf posted:Oh god Antwoman is starting across from Dory. Antwoman doesn't have poo poo that can get through Dory's armor. This is what happens when you go through five revisions in about six minutes. And then settle on daggers for some godawful reason.
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Spermy Smurf posted:What the gently caress just happened. Spermy Smurf posted:Our team is all blooded, finally. Spermy Smurf posted:Well done team!
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Locomotive breath posted:Um actually I think Cowman earned his two kills fair and square, though big props to Antwoman for the assist. Scourges are sharp!!! They just have really poo poo penetration. And I can't afford decent-material gear because of size bias.
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ChickenWing posted:Two kills! Actually, this raises an interesting question: in the case of friendly fire, who gets awarded the kill?
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GreyPowerVan posted:I can't even win. gently caress whips, man. If I had a real weapon some of those hits would have actually done something Have you considered the wonderful world of scourges? They're like whips, but sharper!
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Or just not get knocked the gently caress out.
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, etc. Holy poo poo, Jameson.
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Spermy Smurf posted:Its the drat superbowl. Stop posting fights. Counterpoint: post all the fights. And then start the next round before the superbowl is over.
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Zwingley posted:Screw it, crowdsourcing this: is bronze or iron better for a flail? Adamantium. Clearly.
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Zwingley posted:Oh, whoops. I meant scourge, not flail. In that case, definitely adamantine. Edge weapon.
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So is there a prize for becoming part of the Double Digits Club? Other than being able to rub it into the faces of my inferior teammates, I mean. 
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Spermy Smurf posted:I did not expect the moleman to lose his battle (even 2v1), considering our talented snakeman down there providing support. Didn't even lose the damage race, lost the "bleed the gently caress out" race. Losing a foot at the start of the match means "end it quick", and uh. We did not.
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Pickled Tink posted:Can you link that spreadsheet every time you talk about it? Not all of us bookmark the thing, and I have no desire to dig through 63 pages of thread to find it when I can instead be extra lazy and ask for it. It's in the third post of the thread. But here.
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I still say the best tactic is to not bet at all. Lets you enjoy the fights for the fights, not because you'll be rich after them.
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Ramc posted:That clean sweep breaks the Animist's streak of always killing at least one dude per fight, win or lose, too. No it doesn't. The other match they've lost was also a shutout.
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AJ_Impy posted:Look on the bright side, she's blooded. Hell, she's second on the team in kills.
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AJ_Impy posted:Antwoman is now up to 14 kills, just one behind the entirety of This Bites. Uh... Antwoman and Simon were tied before this fight. And Simon has 12 kills.
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Spermy Smurf posted:Unthrottle and Albrik sitting in a tree, D-Y-I-N-G. Hemmorhage. You were close. Also, carriage.
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Spermy Smurf posted:You hear that Chickenwing? You are dead to me. Hey man, don't be like that, Harper's still got more kills than Lightly Whipped! Yeah that doesn't really count for jack poo poo, but hey, it's something.
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There go my dreams of closing the qualifiers with a 7-win streak. Oh well. Not too torn up about it, honestly. Since it's The Thing To Do lately, have Simon's build! He has 69 points currently available to spend. He has the following equipment. Copper Scourge Copper Helm Copper Mail Shirt Copper Mail Shirt Copper Gauntlets Copper High Boots He has the following skills. Level 5 Fighting (Proficient) Level 4 Lash (Skilled) Level 4 Dodging (Skilled) Level 4 Armor (Skilled) No, I couldn't really have done much to improve this. gently caress the Large Species Tax.
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Spermy Smurf posted:We are in playoffs, dont post your build! You don't know, I could be lying.
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Jazzimus Prime posted:I'd be okay with giving five days to a week before starting the playoffs. I'll vote double. Draw this poo poo out as loooooong as loving possible.
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Oh well. GG. 'Least we made it to the semis, guys.
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12th in betting and I didn't spend a goddamn cent. You people are horrible at gambling.
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goatface posted:If "Dwarves pick up superior weapons" was ever introduced, we could have some interesting weaponless builds. I would dig Cornucopia matches.
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