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In Training posted:I've never played assassin's creed but I didn't realiE it was about time traveling psychopaths who were trying to get to the moon for a Golden Apple its not about time travel, all the games are actually virtual reality simulations built by the history knowledge saved in your genes, which an evil corporation makes you experiance to learn where people in the past left their stuff
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Oct 15, 2015 16:49
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i fuckin hate assassins creed but the plot stuff is really funny
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Oct 15, 2015 16:50
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the end of 2 is a boss fight vs a pope
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Oct 15, 2015 16:51
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TheLovablePlutonis posted:Imagine the various entwining conspiracies of Deus Ex except written by French-Canadians with terminal AIDS lol
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Oct 15, 2015 16:53
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In Training posted:Random wiki pages sound like some insane ramblings of a conspiracy nut which is completely up my alley but knowing that the games are barely games at all means I will never touch them. most of the wiki stuff is like a text block you read in game anyway
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Oct 15, 2015 16:53
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In Training posted:So, Deus Ex: Human Revolution oh my god.
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Oct 15, 2015 16:58
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square eidos is wannabe ubisoft and they piss me off
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Oct 15, 2015 16:59
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Oct 15, 2015 17:06
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replace templar with lizard men
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Oct 15, 2015 17:07
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Wormskull posted:I don't actually know much about Dave Grohl but part of me feels it in my heart that he himself would the provide voice acting for his own character that helps arrange the assassination of Kurt Kobain to jumpstart his own commercial career. i think grohl will play on anyones album if they ask nicely
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Oct 15, 2015 19:11
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Wormskull posted:Is swordcane from Assassin's Creed or Bloodborne. All this time it struck me as something that would be in Bloodborne. let me check the logs http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3729987
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Oct 15, 2015 19:16
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Wormskull posted:lmao i wouldnt be shocked if you were the author of that reddit swagger post
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Oct 15, 2015 19:20
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In Training posted:Yeah, and when you complete missions in game you have to rate them because in the story you're a game tester for Ubisoft. They're not even trying anymore, it's crazy. terribly overworked lead designer looks around for any ideas: it takes places in a.... video game development office.... and your characters name is... pea... tear... peter...
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Oct 15, 2015 19:47
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In Training posted:The guy who used to post in here and works at Ubisoft suddenly disappeared after he posted a few times in my thread where I said Ubisoft was AIDS in the title. i was annoyed people were pretending his pirates vs ninjas game or whatever was gonna be good
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Oct 15, 2015 19:52
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Ubisoft Japan is a ninja clan given orders to kill him for posting in your aids thread
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Oct 15, 2015 19:54
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HORMELCHILI posted:Unity felt cool for virtual sight seeing because it was well realized visually, but the game was assy. I guess i would get this game for the same reason if it got good reviews, but yea right lol. It was good in the bombcast when they mentioned how since assassins creed 2 you cant remember a single character or thing that happens in these games lol its all the same rear end game stop buying them
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Oct 15, 2015 22:49
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Lumpy the Cook posted:I'm trying to look for more posts from the Games thread and all I can find after that is pages and pages of game journalism discussion. well, i guess its good they arent playing the game
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