Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
dogcrash truther
t in the helicopter. hes had a tragic life. :(

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

dogcrash truther

bong

by Shine
i was there when it happened, working on an investigative video report for vice.com

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

GEExCEE


you have to laugh, or u cry

A LOVELY LAD

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



they could have just left his feet hanging out the side

tao of lmao

herbal viagra

Nooner

AN A+ OPSTER (:
If youre going to be found in a brothel, unresponsive is probably the best way, gives you plausible deniability, ya know


dogcrash truther

Nooner posted:

If youre going to be found in a brothel, unresponsive is probably the best way, gives you plausible deniability, ya know

"I had no idea I was in a brothel."

dogcrash truther

tao of lmao posted:

herbal viagra

Yeah :( isn't that stuff basically ephedrine?

dogcrash truther
I wouldn't know, I've never needed it because, well, I've never had sex and I never will.peace

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
"First responders said they felt it would be absolutely impossible to wipe the smile from his face"

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


lamar odom is the most tragic figure in all of sports

dogcrash truther
dying in a brothel, of herbal Viagra, while not having sex, because they can't airlift you because you're too tall, and the closest hospital is 60 miles away, is a tragedy that shakespeare wishes he would have thought of

dogcrash truther
Medic: Forsooth, lamar is far too tall for this,
Our humble helicopter, and his cock
Is far too hard and stands like a lonely,
Large pine. How much Horny Goat Weed hath he?

GEExCEE

dogcrash truther posted:

Medic: Forsooth, lamar is far too tall for this,
Our humble helicopter, and his cock
Is far too hard and stands like a lonely,
Large pine. How much Horny Goat Weed hath he?

lol

Pinche Rudo

Be that edgy guy at the Halloween party and go as Zombie Lamar Odom

Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co

tao of lmao

dogcrash truther posted:

Medic: Forsooth, lamar is far too tall for this,
Our humble helicopter, and his cock
Is far too hard and stands like a lonely,
Large pine. How much Horny Goat Weed hath he?

lol

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


lou gherig? arthur ashe? nothing compared to the tragedy of lamar odom's brothel misadventure

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


1960s doctor comes out of lamar's room, pensive expression on his face. he takes off his stethoscope and places it in his black, doctor's bag. "gentlemen, there's nothing that medicine can do for him. what he's suffering has no cure available to science. simply put, he is suffering from a broken heart. nothing more, nothing less."

Commie NedFlanders

dogcrash truther posted:

Medic: Forsooth, lamar is far too tall for this,
Our humble helicopter, and his cock
Is far too hard and stands like a lonely,
Large pine. How much Horny Goat Weed hath he?

☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭

dogcrash truther

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

lou gherig? arthur ashe? nothing compared to the tragedy of lamar odom's brothel misadventure

its his whole life thats the tragedy, his kid died, his mom died etc etc, him being to tall to fit in the only vehicle that could plausibly save him after he got sick from taking too much gas station drugs to make his peener hard is just the icing on the cake

dogcrash truther
dont forget, he wasmarried to khloe kardashian so were' talking some big leagues level tragedy here

Damp Star Baby

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
Cola Carddishin'

I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake

Piso Mojado

dogcrash truther posted:

were' talking some big leagues level tragedy here

Brothello

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives

dogcrash truther posted:

Medic: Forsooth, lamar is far too tall for this,
Our humble helicopter, and his cock
Is far too hard and stands like a lonely,
Large pine. How much Horny Goat Weed hath he?

Bwee

dogcrash truther posted:

Medic: Forsooth, lamar is far too tall for this,
Our humble helicopter, and his cock
Is far too hard and stands like a lonely,
Large pine. How much Horny Goat Weed hath he?

Bwee
Hah it's in legit iambic pentameter

pogi

dogcrash truther posted:

Medic: Forsooth, lamar is far too tall for this,
Our humble helicopter, and his cock
Is far too hard and stands like a lonely,
Large pine. How much Horny Goat Weed hath he?

I think I'm in love with you.

fuck. marry. t-rex

I've got Lamar Odom diesease... :awesome: Ladies??

fuck. marry. t-rex

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
My erect penis affects the tides

-Lamar Odom

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Senior Management



why are we making fun of the guy in the hospital who might die?

:jerry:

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Vynar posted:

why are we making fun of the guy in the hospital who might die?

b-b-because we do that and it's not everyday someone has a medical mishap at a house of ill repute so we have to strike while the iron's hot lol haha hehe? Also, there's an awesome bit of poetry going on so that happened.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Vynar posted:

why are we making fun of the guy in the hospital who might die?

:shrug:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


more importantly: helicophter

i am he

dogcrash truther posted:

Medic: Forsooth, lamar is far too tall for this,
Our humble helicopter, and his cock
Is far too hard and stands like a lonely,
Large pine. How much Horny Goat Weed hath he?

lol

dogcrash truther

Vynar posted:

why are we making fun of the guy in the hospital who might die?

is anyone making fun of him? I'll fight them. he's had a tragic life. the good news is, he's off life support and apparently speaking which means that maybe one day he too will get to laugh about the fact that he was too fuckin tall to fit in a helicopter after having a bad reaction to artisinal boner pills

dogcrash truther
someone starta change.org to make them buy some bigger helicopters becaus e this situation was bullshit.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

dogcrash truther posted:

is anyone making fun of him? I'll fight them. he's had a tragic life. the good news is, he's off life support and apparently speaking which means that maybe one day he too will get to laugh about the fact that he was too fuckin tall to fit in a helicopter after having a bad reaction to artisinal boner pills

I heard he had a tragic sudden erection followed by a catastrophic pole-vaulting incident out of a window may God have mercy on him... **bows head solemnly**

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

google THIS

we are gathered here today to see this tragic figure, lamar odom, to his eternal rest

*thumping sound, coffin lid pops open slightly*

well, most of him is at rest. *snickers respectfully*

  • Locked thread