Jamesman posted:

Been playing Super Meat Boy and it's really pissing me off. Upset over one level in particular, to the point that I'm now screaming at my game over it.

So my mom finally comes into my room and wants me to calm down because I'm "overreacting" to a video game. "HERE YOU loving TRY IT MOM!" and I throw the controller at her and tell her how you play, and figure she'll understand why I'm so pissed off when she tries it for herself.

Does it in one try.

I am struggling my loving rear end off trying to beat this ridiculous piece of poo poo level and she does it in ONE loving TRY. DOES IT IN ONE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TRY HOW HOW THE gently caress MOM. Now I'm really pissed. I lose my poo poo and I stop on my PS4 is a fit of rage. Now my PS4 doesn't loving work and my mom is pissed at me for breaking it, and now I have to pay her back for breaking it because it was expensive. Everything is so hosed up right now I don't know what to do.

Even if I do pay her back I am probably not gonna get another PS4 because she's upset over how mad I got over the game and doesn't want to buy me another system just for me to break it again. Like what the gently caress? Even if I break it, it's MY game so let me do what I want with it you loving bitch. Very upset right now over all this and I've just been sitting in my room crying all day because my mom is being such a bitch to me. Everything is so hosed up and I hate my mom and I loving HATE SUPER MEAT BOY! Now I gotta go rake leaves in the neighborhood and poo poo to make money instead of playing video games because my mom is better at Super Meat Boy that me.

Jamesman posted:

Been playing Super Meat Boy and it's really pissing me off. Upset over one level in particular, to the point that I'm now screaming at my game over it.

So my mom finally comes into my room and wants me to calm down because I'm "overreacting" to a video game. "HERE YOU loving TRY IT MOM!" and I throw the controller at her and tell her how you play, and figure she'll understand why I'm so pissed off when she tries it for herself.

Does it in one try.

I am struggling my loving rear end off trying to beat this ridiculous piece of poo poo level and she does it in ONE loving TRY. DOES IT IN ONE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TRY HOW HOW THE gently caress MOM. Now I'm really pissed. I lose my poo poo and I stop on my PS4 is a fit of rage. Now my PS4 doesn't loving work and my mom is pissed at me for breaking it, and now I have to pay her back for breaking it because it was expensive. Everything is so hosed up right now I don't know what to do.

Even if I do pay her back I am probably not gonna get another PS4 because she's upset over how mad I got over the game and doesn't want to buy me another system just for me to break it again. Like what the gently caress? Even if I break it, it's MY game so let me do what I want with it you loving bitch. Very upset right now over all this and I've just been sitting in my room crying all day because my mom is being such a bitch to me. Everything is so hosed up and I hate my mom and I loving HATE SUPER MEAT BOY! Now I gotta go rake leaves in the neighborhood and poo poo to make money instead of playing video games because my mom is better at Super Meat Boy that me.

Jamesman posted:

gently caress, sorry. I had two threads open and I meant to post that elsewhere.

_{I guess... if you read the first letter of every sentence, it still qualifies as a meme...}

Jamesman posted:

Been playing Super Meat Boy and it's really pissing me off. Upset over one level in particular, to the point that I'm now screaming at my game over it.

So my mom finally comes into my room and wants me to calm down because I'm "overreacting" to a video game. "HERE YOU loving TRY IT MOM!" and I throw the controller at her and tell her how you play, and figure she'll understand why I'm so pissed off when she tries it for herself.

Does it in one try.

I am struggling my loving rear end off trying to beat this ridiculous piece of poo poo level and she does it in ONE loving TRY. DOES IT IN ONE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TRY HOW HOW THE gently caress MOM. Now I'm really pissed. I lose my poo poo and I stop on my PS4 is a fit of rage. Now my PS4 doesn't loving work and my mom is pissed at me for breaking it, and now I have to pay her back for breaking it because it was expensive. Everything is so hosed up right now I don't know what to do.

Even if I do pay her back I am probably not gonna get another PS4 because she's upset over how mad I got over the game and doesn't want to buy me another system just for me to break it again. Like what the gently caress? Even if I break it, it's MY game so let me do what I want with it you loving bitch. Very upset right now over all this and I've just been sitting in my room crying all day because my mom is being such a bitch to me. Everything is so hosed up and I hate my mom and I loving HATE SUPER MEAT BOY! Now I gotta go rake leaves in the neighborhood and poo poo to make money instead of playing video games because my mom is better at Super Meat Boy that me.

Jamesman posted:

gently caress, sorry. I had two threads open and I meant to post that elsewhere.

_{I guess... if you read the first letter of every sentence, it still qualifies as a meme...}

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I think you aughta put more thought into the next one. Memes can be spur of the moment things, but the best ones take effort and care. Give it another shot after reflecting on what made this one fail. And next time, stick with it instead of giving it away immediately. You might just have what it takes to become a memelord one day

Jamesman posted:

Been playing Super Meat Boy and it's really pissing me off. Upset over one level in particular, to the point that I'm now screaming at my game over it.

So my mom finally comes into my room and wants me to calm down because I'm "overreacting" to a video game. "HERE YOU loving TRY IT MOM!" and I throw the controller at her and tell her how you play, and figure she'll understand why I'm so pissed off when she tries it for herself.

Does it in one try.

I am struggling my loving rear end off trying to beat this ridiculous piece of poo poo level and she does it in ONE loving TRY. DOES IT IN ONE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TRY HOW HOW THE gently caress MOM. Now I'm really pissed. I lose my poo poo and I stop on my PS4 is a fit of rage. Now my PS4 doesn't loving work and my mom is pissed at me for breaking it, and now I have to pay her back for breaking it because it was expensive. Everything is so hosed up right now I don't know what to do.

Even if I do pay her back I am probably not gonna get another PS4 because she's upset over how mad I got over the game and doesn't want to buy me another system just for me to break it again. Like what the gently caress? Even if I break it, it's MY game so let me do what I want with it you loving bitch. Very upset right now over all this and I've just been sitting in my room crying all day because my mom is being such a bitch to me. Everything is so hosed up and I hate my mom and I loving HATE SUPER MEAT BOY! Now I gotta go rake leaves in the neighborhood and poo poo to make money instead of playing video games because my mom is better at Super Meat Boy that me.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I think you aughta put more thought into the next one. Memes can be spur of the moment things, but the best ones take effort and care. Give it another shot after reflecting on what made this one fail. And next time, stick with it instead of giving it away immediately. You might just have what it takes to become a memelord one day

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

4/10.

• Too believable at face value.
  
• And this kind of gag needs to be a bit sillier and nonsensical, or maybe a completely serious non-sequitur about something completely unrelated like the Bolshevik Revolution or the quality of life of the first European settlers.
  
• Not enough BEATH
  
• Excessively wordy for what you were going for.

I think you aughta put more thought into the next one. Memes can be spur of the moment things, but the best ones take effort and care. Give it another shot after reflecting on what made this one fail. And next time, stick with it instead of giving it away immediately. You might just have what it takes to become a memelord one day

Jamesman posted:

But everyone was missing the joke and I didn't want to get in trouble for shitposting or something, so I felt like I had to just come out and spell it out for people so they understood what I was doing. Everyone's so used to pictures in the meme thread, I guess a regular post just kinda didn't register with anyone.

Anyway, maybe I just need to post more in the Meme threads. Try to get more of a presence so people know what I'm all about and that I'm now here to be a jerk. Hopefully people will be able to "get" me after a while.

Karate Bastard posted:

Oh no, someone threadshat in the meme thread again, ain't that just great. Well I guess that's that then. Gas this poo poo and let's start over, see if we can get it right this time. Like every drat time we try and do this someone threadshits. How many times is it now, like five? In as many years? Well thanks a lot rear end in a top hat <>.

Jamesman posted:

But everyone was missing the joke and I didn't want to get in trouble for shitposting or something, so I felt like I had to just come out and spell it out for people so they understood what I was doing. Everyone's so used to pictures in the meme thread, I guess a regular post just kinda didn't register with anyone.

Anyway, maybe I just need to post more in the Meme threads. Try to get more of a presence so people know what I'm all about and that I'm not here to be a jerk. Hopefully people will be able to "get" me after a while.

Karate Bastard posted:

Perhaps I'm overreacting. On the other hand that poo poo's getting way old. On the other other hand this is the meme thread. Perhaps I should just have just let it slide.

PCOS Bill posted:

Maybe it's time to close your web browser and go outside

PCOS Bill posted:

Maybe it's time to close your web browser and go outside

KoRMaK posted:

Jesus gently caress, this dude should have posted the thing and hung back and waited for someone to decipher it.

Instead they got all wussy "oooh i might get probated" - like anyone would loving care enogh to porbate them

PCOS Bill posted:

Maybe it's time to close your web browser and go outside

KoRMaK posted:

Jesus gently caress, this dude should have posted the thing and hung back and waited for someone to decipher it.

Instead they got all wussy "oooh i might get probated" - like anyone would loving care enogh to porbate them

tomstuart posted:

SpacePig posted:

Is threadshitting the meme thread a meme?

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Hell yes

Karate Bastard posted:

Perhaps I'm overreacting. On the other hand that poo poo's getting way old. On the other other hand this is the meme thread. Perhaps I should just have just let it slide.

Tiggum posted: