Jamesman posted:

Been playing Super Meat Boy and it's really pissing me off. Upset over one level in particular, to the point that I'm now screaming at my game over it.

So my mom finally comes into my room and wants me to calm down because I'm "overreacting" to a video game. "HERE YOU loving TRY IT MOM!" and I throw the controller at her and tell her how you play, and figure she'll understand why I'm so pissed off when she tries it for herself.

Does it in one try.

I am struggling my loving rear end off trying to beat this ridiculous piece of poo poo level and she does it in ONE loving TRY. DOES IT IN ONE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TRY HOW HOW THE gently caress MOM. Now I'm really pissed. I lose my poo poo and I stop on my PS4 is a fit of rage. Now my PS4 doesn't loving work and my mom is pissed at me for breaking it, and now I have to pay her back for breaking it because it was expensive. Everything is so hosed up right now I don't know what to do.

Even if I do pay her back I am probably not gonna get another PS4 because she's upset over how mad I got over the game and doesn't want to buy me another system just for me to break it again. Like what the gently caress? Even if I break it, it's MY game so let me do what I want with it you loving bitch. Very upset right now over all this and I've just been sitting in my room crying all day because my mom is being such a bitch to me. Everything is so hosed up and I hate my mom and I loving HATE SUPER MEAT BOY! Now I gotta go rake leaves in the neighborhood and poo poo to make money instead of playing video games because my mom is better at Super Meat Boy that me.

Jamesman posted:

But everyone was missing the joke and I didn't want to get in trouble for shitposting or something, so I felt like I had to just come out and spell it out for people so they understood what I was doing. Everyone's so used to pictures in the meme thread, I guess a regular post just kinda didn't register with anyone.

Anyway, maybe I just need to post more in the Meme threads. Try to get more of a presence so people know what I'm all about and that I'm not here to be a jerk. Hopefully people will be able to "get" me after a while.

PCOS Bill posted:

I am so glad I never had kids so I never have to deal with their stupid friends coming over and spewing stupid opinions like this.

syscall girl posted:

They're generally garbage for idiots.

Deserves to be mocked but there should be a time limit on how long this goes on and, welp

syscall girl posted:

Don't mean to be the jerk who says the joke's gone stale but it's pretty funky

Maybe leave it alone for a while

UnNethertrash posted:

You can dislike Caitlin Jenner and not be transphobic. South Park is historically transphiliac, since when Mr. Garrison became Ms. Garrison the episode was clearly in favor of his change. He was a hosed up weirdo, but that had nothing to do with being trans.

tomstuart posted:

im totaally going to this and overgoon it but being unfamiliar with the source material is it a trans joke or is it a shes gross joke and i also clearly understand this is a loss.jpg edit

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Tony Phillips posted:

Tony Phillips posted:

Paladinus posted:

Bonus:

Paladinus posted:

Clitch posted:

No. No. I never said they were directly proportional. Don't you put that poo poo on me.

Stex T posted:

Irish porn

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Kheldarn posted:

Say Nothing posted:

Needs a stack of bananas for scale.

Bombadilillo posted:

Am I understanding this Mario autism bs right? Like, hold down the button a bit for 30 seconds between jumps and it's "less effort" then 2 presses? Cause 1.5?

victorious posted:

You watched it loving twice?!

theflyingorc posted:

The "parallel universes" are caused by using a smaller number of bits for one type of comparison than another. Without the infinite speed thing their protections against moving off the map work fine

and raising the bug is 50/50 if they thought of it but they probably also thought "but when you move back he'll just fall anyway so who cares?". again, not thinking about moving at lightspeed

but i literally program videogames for a living, what do i know

Doctor Bishop posted:

Is a bevi god a dead?

Breetai posted:

I tried to get my head around that Mario poo poo but in the end I only watched half a video.

Intoluene posted:

This one is pretty good imo.

PCOS Bill posted:

So which successful casino is yours?

PCOS Bill posted:

"Trump is a bad businessman" is a terribly dumb meme.

Judge Schnoopy posted:

dont make me write another essay about it but "poor drug abusers" should about sum it up

Judge Schnoopy posted:

guy has drugs, wants hand job. other guy / lady has hands, wants tiny bit of drugs. economy happens.

loving hell

Karma Monkey posted:

I guess... I just figured if you have money and want a sex thing, you'd at least go for a BJ. The only way I could see paying for a handjob is if you have no hands of your own. Same thing with drugs and sex. If you want my drugs, I want at least a BJ. Ugh, why am I even discussing this. I don't have drugs or money.

Mister Adequate posted:

PCOS Bill posted:

Not for the people around you.

Sinners Sandwich posted:

What he's doing is technically sexual harassment

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

https://twitter.com/0ddSauce/status/711332462618648576

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

HBomb posted:

If you're referring to celebrities embracing their memes, there's a pretty good video on YouTube of Orlando Bloom singing "They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard" on the set of one of the Hobbit movies.

Say Nothing posted:

Let's see...

Magical... Nature... Girl?

Tries again.

Sleepy... Baby... Princess?

One more time.

Pale... Art... Girl.

Moon Slayer posted:

http://imgur.com/a/IX6CJ

johnnyratbastard posted:

Heath posted:

When are loss.jpg jokes going to become bannable?