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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Every time I buy a new android phone, I tell everyone that I don't buy Apple products due to their horrible business practices, but in fact, I just think their poo poo is overpriced to hell and back. Glad to know I can continue not using Uber, while also claiming a moral victory.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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I don't know if I agree.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhEIz9SzrPk

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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GARFEL YOU FAT CAT

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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You vs the Christian guy the Devil told you to worry about.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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treiz01 posted:

I'd like the full name of the artist, it's just so hard to get your commissions done right sometimes!

Jim'll Paint It.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlDC-LFjpOA

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Turtlicious posted:

She's on the bang couch, if he listens long enough they gon' bang.

What makes it a bang couch? I have a similar couch in my room, and let me tell you, no banging is going on there.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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There is nothing in the image to indicate it's one of those.
Do you think every van is a bang bus?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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A couch can only be considered a bang couch in those scenarios:
a) Banging is currently happening on the couch. If not,
b) The couch is used exclusively or at least primarily for banging

Now try and prove that the picture satisfies b), lmao.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Somfin posted:

It may or may not actually be a bang couch.

But if you were to come up with the Platonic ideal of "a bang couch" it would be that couch.

The platonic ideal of a bang couch would have the platonic ideal of banging happening on it constantly.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Turpitude II posted:

Is this just a tedious and roundabout method of getting us to find the porn it's from? To save you any further trouble: it's one of the first results if you GIS "Backroom Casting Couch" like it says on the KYM page.

This couch is definitively gently caress-related.

Casting may or may not involve banging. The evidence is really slim at this point.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Memento posted:

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/411px6J.png:nws:

The blind, the wall and the couch are all the same and I'm the idiot for replying to you now stop being so obtuse.

Look, all I'm saying is that it's important to examine critically what the internet tells you. If people did this more, we wouldn't have the whole fake news problem.

The couch in your pic looks similar, but the girl is different from the one in the meme. It's a good start, but still not a definitive proof.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Memento posted:

:nws:https://backroomcastingcouch.com/free/girl/541/brcc-video-Amber:nws:

I'm still the idiot here, don't worry, I didn't win this exchange.

Alright. If you look at your own link, the girl is also being hosed over the desk. Is this a bang desk then? I would say that this particular desk is used for banging more often than any regular desk, but essentially it's still a regular desk. Similarly, the couch is not necessarily a bang couch.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Phlegmish posted:

Abstract concepts are fluid and negotiated via discourse, which is in turn embedded in social relations. If it is a couch that is used disproportionately for banging, and people generally consider it to be a bang couch, why should it not be a bang couch?

In nazi Germany discourse dictated many things that we now consider not just morally wrong, but plain bogus.

If anything, I am ready to concede that the meme makes sense (because it's a reference to a specific video), but calling the couch a bang couch is still incorrect, since banging is only secondary to its main function of conducting auditions.

Pastry of the Year posted:

Once you gently caress on an object, it is Foreverially a Bang Object.

Like, this is completely flawed logic, and it should be addressed. As you don't become gay if someone puts a penis in your arse, in the same way an object doesn't change its intrinsic properties just because someone performs an action not even directed at it. If someone bangs a couch, literally has sex with a couch, then the couch is, indeed, forever changed in that it is no longer a virgin couch. But banging is not directed toward the couch and does not change it.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Am I supposed to know who these people are
The guy is a depressed homosexual with osteoporosis. That's why he is famous.

Sloober posted:

Banging is the main function of the couch, since the audition is in fact, banging. All couches main purpose is banging, so if you are not doing so on your couch, you are the exception to the rule.

If that were the case, there wouldn't be a difference between a bang couch and just a couch. The term bang couch simply wouldn't exist.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Milo chaos is not a meme.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Clearly, it's a photoshopped out baby mangina.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Why would a fairy support fascism? I don't get it.


I also don't get this.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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System Metternich posted:

























Most Catholic memes are pretty poo poo tbh, these are the best ones and I ignored like a million anti-abortion and anti-birth control memes

Those are very good, though.
Well, the one about Holy Communion isn't very funny, but otherwise I had a good old chuckle at the rest of them. Thank you for posting.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtVysYGlJtE

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Baronjutter posted:

One of them is over an hour long I'm going to cum.

Holy gently caress the sex survey "results" are 4 hours long. Jesus christ, am I dead? I mean he put work into this, he didn't just string all the recordings together he edited each one, wrote it out, read their name. This man is an artist and I feel like we don't deserve him.

Dude rambling on about his sex chatrooms at 4:14:00 or so is amazing. There's a lot of gems in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg

Jesus Christ, that ending.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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I was saying Booooo-urns.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Garfield is a meme, and Lasagna Cat is an iteration of this meme. You have to be a pretty low-level memet not to understand this.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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It's funny because it's true.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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It's 2017, idiot.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Dreddout posted:

He was speaking literally.

You are literally on the wrong side of history!

Well, I do hate furries. drat, this meme was right about everything!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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A well done steak is well done. It's in the name. Come on, people.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Too bad. All animes go to hell.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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It's his vest, isn't it?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NQlOfXyrUY

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Please, don't kill yourself.

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