PYF Macros & Memes Part IV: [orders soldiers to stab the water]

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Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Half rotted tomatoes with a tonne of added sugar bear little resemblance to actual fresh fruit.

Don't know about the US version, but the Australian Masterfoods tomato sauce is almost 30% sugar. Bleh.

EDIT: bought a bunch of tiny tomatoes to have with lunch tomorrow but now I'm going to eat them tonight. Hope you're happy.

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 12:23 on Oct 30, 2015

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 12:20

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 02:03

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

I would have been very upset if Roiland actually was dead. Sure he's a horrible person, but he can make some great TV.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 14:38

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

It's often harder on the woman.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 15:22

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 14:35

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Google "Australian Sloth PSA" or "Stoner Sloth"

Government funded anti-marijuana ads are loving stupid as hell the world over.

It gets even better - our wonderful government went and made stonersloth.com.au where you can watch all their stupid reefermadness videos. But, if you leave of the .au and just visit stonersloth.com, you go to a pro-marijuana website/blog.

EDIT: Just checked whois.net and stonersloth.com was registered back in March, long before the government campaign came out.

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 07:24 on Dec 22, 2015

# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 07:19

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Coleridge49 posted:

Jon English

The reaction of everyone I know was just surprise that he was still alive and hadn't actually died back in the 90s.

Seriously, how did he manage to survive all the way to 2016 :psyduck:

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 08:56

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Tetracube posted:

This is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.

I know the dedicated Minecraft player base is autistic, but even they have a better grasp of humour than this.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 06:22

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Oh god, is it that stupid "zero point five A presses" autism guy, again?

Fake edit - no, it's a different autism guy.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 15:12

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

# ¿ Jun 14, 2016 11:09

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Say Nothing posted:

Someone should tell that poor girl her choice of headband only accentuates her gigantic forehead.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2016 05:11

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

KoRMaK posted:

# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 17:41

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

DontMockMySmock posted:

Oh goddamn it. You think you've forgotten about something.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 11:01

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

# ¿ Oct 9, 2016 13:30

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

'U' will send you right to where you want to be after the page loads.

I have it bound to a mouse button it happens so often.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 15:56

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Stex T posted:

Weren't over half of those who died Southerners who were fighting to preserve racism and slavery?

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 08:55

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

ToxicSlurpee posted:

German words are the best. The word for pet is "Haustier" which just means "house animal."

And the word for bra is "Bustier" which means boob animal.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 04:20

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Senjuro posted:

Am I the only one that thinks that these We are Number One characters are creepy as hell? Even the puppet looks unsettling, like it's was once a real boy and he was turned into a puppet by some curse and he's just constantly screaming inside.

I think If I had watched this show as a child it would really gently caress me up.

I think you'll find people watch it for the high production values and totally not because the main character is a young girl for creeps to creep over.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 12:58

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Powered Descent posted:

"Tunak Tunak Tun" but every time Daler says "Tunak" it gets faster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38nfPs-jkgw

Kinda disappointed that they didn't pitch correct this.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 16:24

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

darkpool posted:

Now my YT recommendations are filled with Number One videos, like last time when Hbomberguy caused a plague of alt-right videos and had to make a Chrome plugin to stop it.

I would like to hear more about this plugin?

My youtube recommendations are a toxic sludge.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2016 05:27

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

im_sorry posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN0REjUCGlE - hbomberguy's Youtube Censorship Addon.

Thank you for this. Sadly, I'm using Firefox, but I did enjoy the song.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 14:04

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 15:36

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Feeple posted:

Correct. I saw the drat thing for free at a company outing, and the third act was the worst.

It's the sort of movie you see and hope the reason it's so lovely is because it was originally a book and the people who made it expected everyone to have read it.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 13:54

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

How are there so many hydraulic press videos? It's a hydraulic press. It's just going to crush the stuff. There's nothing to watch.

Back in my day we watched idiots whack themselves in the nuts doing skateboard tricks. Now that's entertainment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDmONL9f0xc

# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 16:09

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Please tell me the press is calling it Golden Gate.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 16:11

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Wheany posted:

What, you don't like the memes that get you put on an FBI watchlist?

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 06:10

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Karate Bastard posted:

O poo poo that's kinda hot

I was gonna give you a regular old slappin but it's on now bitch

I had forgotten about the salmon cannon.

"fires fish over dam at 22mph". Trebuchets eat your hearts out :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kICS32kady4

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 17:08

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 14:04

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Sunswipe posted:

I'd play that if each correct answer removed an item of Victoria Coren's clothing.

She got old

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 10:30

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

ookiimarukochan posted:

She looked OK last month

As glad as I am for her to hear that, whatever that thing in the right is, is creeping me right the gently caress out.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 15:02

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 02:03

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

LMAO at Trumpcare. If you're over 55 you'll basically be spending 50% of your income on insurance and then another 25% to meet the deductible.

Good job, boomers. You sure stuck it to those darn millennials with their facebook trophies and their digital phones.

It's not just Trumpcare, it's:

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 18:15

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