PYF Macros & Memes Part IV: [orders soldiers to stab the water]

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Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Been playing Super Meat Boy and it's really pissing me off. Upset over one level in particular, to the point that I'm now screaming at my game over it.

So my mom finally comes into my room and wants me to calm down because I'm "overreacting" to a video game. "HERE YOU loving TRY IT MOM!" and I throw the controller at her and tell her how you play, and figure she'll understand why I'm so pissed off when she tries it for herself.

Does it in one try. :stare:

I am struggling my loving rear end off trying to beat this ridiculous piece of poo poo level and she does it in ONE loving TRY. DOES IT IN ONE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TRY HOW HOW THE gently caress MOM. Now I'm really pissed. I lose my poo poo and I stop on my PS4 is a fit of rage. Now my PS4 doesn't loving work and my mom is pissed at me for breaking it, and now I have to pay her back for breaking it because it was expensive. Everything is so hosed up right now I don't know what to do.

Even if I do pay her back I am probably not gonna get another PS4 because she's upset over how mad I got over the game and doesn't want to buy me another system just for me to break it again. Like what the gently caress? Even if I break it, it's MY game so let me do what I want with it you loving bitch. Very upset right now over all this and I've just been sitting in my room crying all day because my mom is being such a bitch to me. Everything is so hosed up and I hate my mom and I loving HATE SUPER MEAT BOY! Now I gotta go rake leaves in the neighborhood and poo poo to make money instead of playing video games because my mom is better at Super Meat Boy that me.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 13:56

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 03:48

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

gently caress, sorry. I had two threads open and I meant to post that elsewhere.

_{_{_{I guess... if you read the first letter of every sentence, it still qualifies as a meme...}}}

Jamesman has a new favorite as of 14:24 on Oct 19, 2015

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 14:17

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

You people don't know a good meme when you see it. :mad:

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 15:03

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

4/10.

Too believable at face value.

And this kind of gag needs to be a bit sillier and nonsensical, or maybe a completely serious non-sequitur about something completely unrelated like the Bolshevik Revolution or the quality of life of the first European settlers.

Not enough BEATH

Excessively wordy for what you were going for.

I think you aughta put more thought into the next one. Memes can be spur of the moment things, but the best ones take effort and care. Give it another shot after reflecting on what made this one fail. And next time, stick with it instead of giving it away immediately. You might just have what it takes to become a memelord one day

But everyone was missing the joke and I didn't want to get in trouble for shitposting or something, so I felt like I had to just come out and spell it out for people so they understood what I was doing. Everyone's so used to pictures in the meme thread, I guess a regular post just kinda didn't register with anyone.

Anyway, maybe I just need to post more in the Meme threads. Try to get more of a presence so people know what I'm all about and that I'm not here to be a jerk. Hopefully people will be able to "get" me after a while.

Jamesman has a new favorite as of 16:36 on Oct 19, 2015

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 15:47

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Karate Bastard posted:

Oh no, someone threadshat in the meme thread again, ain't that just great. Well I guess that's that then. Gas this poo poo and let's start over, see if we can get it right this time. Like every drat time we try and do this someone threadshits. How many times is it now, like five? In as many years? Well thanks a lot rear end in a top hat <>.

OWGLHIW? What the hell does that mean?

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 16:39

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

All my posts in this thread are super-true.

Let us go back to the old ways.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 17:51

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 19:28

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

# ¿ Nov 25, 2015 01:09

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

graybook posted:

http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20151129 due to dildos.
Short answer, yes.

Wait, CAD went back to Ethan instead of continuing with the stupid Players?

And it's still pointlessly wordy and explaining :thejoke:

?

Can we please have the mock thread back I feel like I'm missing so much now.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 07:52

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Picnic Princess posted:

Wait, that actually happens? That's hilarious, I thought it was one of those "use the force harry" gandalf things.

Even better, Luke is the one that kills him, because Luke is now a sith lord.

This movie is trying its hardest to poo poo on the original trilogy harder than the prequels did.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 00:54

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 05:51

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 02:09

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Hogge Wild posted:

whats efukt

Not much. What's efukt with you?

# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 02:39

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 02:47

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Steve Holt! posted:

I'm starting to think this is some sort of ARG and there is a code hidden within these cosby posts. If this is an elaborate dickbutt I'll be pretty impressed.

Change the file extension to .mp3 and open it in VLC and it'll play the Cosby Show theme song.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 16:53

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 01:32

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

ThaGhettoJew posted:

Has anyone ever seen Jaden Smith and this woman in the same place at the same time?

Jaden Smith is currently a model for a women's clothing line.

Edit: It's always the meme thread

Jamesman has a new favorite as of 03:47 on Jan 8, 2016

# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 03:40

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

blarzgh posted:

Tough Week.

Bernie Sanders?

# ¿ Jan 16, 2016 00:51

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 23:17

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/AbeVigodaUpdate

He's with Hulk Hogan now.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 23:51

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Website wouldn't let me do #BlackLivesMatter, so I guess we know Coke's position on racism.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 00:54

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

# ¿ Feb 4, 2016 13:08

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

He's with Hulk Hogan now.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 10:17

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

You loving jinxed him, rear end in a top hat.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 20:59

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Loss.jpg: It didn't give us a baby, but it still gave us a miracle.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 23:58

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

I get to post these again.

Gotta change the year on that last one though. Was off by about 8 months. :/

# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 06:40

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Rest in peace George Martin.

You did things that nerds enjoy.

At least he's with Hulk Hogan now.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 07:55

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Wish granted :smith:

# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 15:49

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Byers2142 posted:

Norm Macdonald isn't dead, it's just his career that is.

Sorry you had to find out in the meme thread. Here's a link to a news article.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 16:38

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

# ¿ May 17, 2016 20:08

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

# ¿ May 21, 2016 18:21

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

trapped mouse posted:

*frantically googles woman murdered with son to make next meme*

If you can't handle the spicy memes, get out of the kitchen

# ¿ May 21, 2016 18:36

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

The Price is Right doesn't give anything away because each prize is a product being advertised in its own lucrative commercial.

And that whole thing with Barker's Beauties and how they're just made to stand around to look pretty and be sexually harassed.

Even with Drew Carey as host, he's got that buzzcut and those army-issue glasses. Looks like he came right out of the 50's.

You might be on to something here.

# ¿ May 30, 2016 01:06

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Leavemywife posted:

Who's dead now?

Muhammad Ali.

I'd show you an actual picture of him, but then Muslims would attack us.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2016 06:20

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Male Tears posted:

Challenge accepted.

Don't look at the other letters though.

What's really weird is how results are added to my search history even though I've never looked them up and have deleted them multiple times. No I don't want to go to backpage or hotmail or drudgereport why are you saying I have looked these things up in the past?

# ¿ Jun 5, 2016 12:26

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Jack Black meme

RIP

# ¿ Jun 5, 2016 15:20

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Tetracube posted:

drat straight. Gotta earn those points and get those free Amazon gift cards.

Literally :lol:

if you don't use Bing.

Stex T posted:

You have web suggestions turned on.

Turn it off now before the NSA writes up a 200 page report detailing your shemale porn browsing habits.

Nah it's not the search suggestions. They come up as search history results as if I have been to these sites before, like built-in ads.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2016 17:56

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Paladinus posted:

http://i.imgur.com/ayXHYJH.gifv

Realtalk The Intouchables is a really good movie and everyone should watch it.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 14:20

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 17:59

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 03:48

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

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# ¿ Jun 10, 2016 19:27

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