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Puppy Galaxy

It's our first date and I have some first date jitters.

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Amy L
let's cyber

Puppy Galaxy

some first dates have been ok. some
have been not great. I hope this one is at least not bad.

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

did you put cologne on your dilz

Puppy Galaxy

Bo-Pepper posted:

did you put cologne on your dilz

yes I'm not a monster.

Puppy Galaxy

I kind of hate first dates and prefer just getting to know someone casually over time. but we live in an Okc world.

Amy L
puppy galaxy: lets cyber

platonicbackrub

be sure to tell her its knife to meet her, even if it isnt

Puppy Galaxy

Amy L posted:

puppy galaxy: lets cyber

I'm peeing in your butt

Piso Mojado

whats his name op

platonicbackrub

Puppy Galaxy posted:

I'm peeing in your butt

chivalry is dead

Puppy Galaxy

I'm nervous and want to smoke a cigarette but she could show any second now and I don't want to stink if she doesn't smoke

Puppy Galaxy

Piso Mojado posted:

whats his name op

it's u

Ace of Baes
Ask her what she thinks of abortion and black lives matters and athiesm.

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Piso Mojado

Puppy Galaxy posted:

I'm nervous and want to smoke a cigarette but she could show any second now and I don't want to stink if she doesn't smoke

yes pro move right there, deceit from the get go.

El Spider

Puppy Galaxy posted:

I kind of hate first dates and prefer just getting to know someone casually over time. but we live in an Okc world.

the post-graduation dating paradigm is a scary one

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ron color
if she has an accent try to match it

ron color
tell her about byob

Piso Mojado

ron color posted:

tell her about byob

this, like non-stop.

GEExCEE

ron color posted:

tell her about byob

Al Borland

by XyloJW
:negative:

I wish I was this popular with the ladies. A girl IRL and one on the forums wanting to cyber you. So jealous.

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Piso Mojado

wait till they open up and then deliver a sick burn that makes them run out crying. then immediately text them nachosdesyroyed.jpeg

Lil Cunty


tell her about me. I'm the cute but tough one


ty crap

ty landy

Puppy Galaxy

Ace of Baes posted:

Ask her what she thinks of abortion and black lives matters and athiesm.

we're Facebook friends so I think she has all the right opinions

Al Borland

by XyloJW

Puppy Galaxy posted:

we're Facebook friends so I think she has all the right opinions

How did you meet her?

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Puppy Galaxy

Al Borland posted:

How did you meet her?

OK Cupid. we just chatted and I added her on Facebook and asked her out so I don't really ino her at all

Al Borland

by XyloJW

Puppy Galaxy posted:

OK Cupid. we just chatted and I added her on Facebook and asked her out so I don't really ino her at all

Who said hi to who first on OKC?

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bog pixie

Puppy Galaxy posted:

I kind of hate first dates and prefer just getting to know someone casually over time. but we live in an Okc world.

i agree. good luck OP, making friends is good

Al Borland

by XyloJW
I want a date.

:negative:

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Piso Mojado

Al Borland posted:

I want a date.

:negative:

if the byob pen and paper dungeon master can't get a date, whhat chance do I have

Lil Cunty


Piso Mojado posted:

if the byob pen and paper dungeon master can't get a date, whhat chance do I have

chicks dig kittens and skulls don't worry


ty crap

ty landy

Lil Cunty


so do guys. basically, anyone cool digs kittens and skulls


ty crap

ty landy

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
be confidant and don't piddle and you'll be great!

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Lil Cunty


kitten skulls are not cool though. I thought I should clarify that


ty crap

ty landy

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Lil Cunty posted:

kitten skulls are not cool though. I thought I should clarify that

only when they are protected by a healthy, happy living kitty

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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

op is gone and balls deep in the first date experience

deep dish peat moss

I'm not good at showing someone I'm not interested on a first date. That's why my life is a sitcom

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Last time I met a girl at a bar instead of a coffee shop she got drunk and wouldn't shut up about prison. I hope your thing goes better.

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Puppy Galaxy

I give the date a B-, not sure there's chemistry but we enjoyed each other's company and tentatively agreed to a second date. little to no long term potential, but good potential for a few more fun dates. thanks byob

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Puppy Galaxy

maybe a C+.

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