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Al Borland posted:Who said hi to who first on OKC? I'm a guy and she's a girl so I did obviously |
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Al Borland posted:That was a short date. Definitely in the C range. I purposely picked a week night cause I had no plans other than grab a drink at a bar. 2 hrs and we came straight from our respective jobs, not too bad |
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Oct 16, 2015 01:12
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2 hours is a little short to tell if it's gonna work out long term. be open op |
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Puppy Galaxy posted:I'm a guy and she's a girl so I did obviously 
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Piso Mojado posted:2 hours is a little short to tell if it's gonna work out long term. be open op well she specified she doesn't want anything long term or exclusive, so ima take her word for it |
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Puppy Galaxy posted:well she specified she doesn't want anything long term or exclusive, so ima take her word for it she just wants to bang n leave you
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ron color posted:tell her about byob |
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Oct 16, 2015 01:39
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Al Borland posted:she just wants to bang n leave you that's ok I'm a grown up |
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Oct 16, 2015 02:56
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Lil Cunty posted:tell her about me. I'm the cute but tough one Actually, that's me. I'm the cute but tough one |
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Oct 16, 2015 03:04
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Actually, that's me. I'm the cute but tough one gsjg is a hunk |
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Oct 16, 2015 03:45
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omg i had a date tonight too |
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Oct 16, 2015 04:13
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and it was AT A BAR TOO :-O freaking out rn at this coincidence |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Actually, that's me. I'm the cute but tough one wait what. then which one am I polishthunder84 posted:and it was AT A BAR TOO :-O were you the ops date? how would you grade the date? long term potential? why didn't you say hi first on okc?
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Oct 16, 2015 05:23
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did you tell the op about byob
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Oct 16, 2015 05:50
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Would you go out on a date with me OP?
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I told my date about byob and a sci fi tv show sound effect played then they turned inside out |
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Oct 16, 2015 06:02
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Al Borland posted:Would you go out on a date with me OP? no |
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i was on a first date a week ago and was going to make a byob thread while i waited, but then she showed up it was a solid B+ date we just hung out for half an hour and ate thai food but then she texted after 2 days and said she didn't feel a strong connection  maybe i'll post here when i meet up with other tinder honeys |
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I was at a bar tonight where some people were having a first date and it was NOT going well. She was just being the worst and complaining about little things in the bar and being angry and he was like "ok...ummm...want a beer or...do you like baseball?" |
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Wertjoe posted:I was at a bar tonight where some people were having a first date and it was NOT going well. She was just being the worst and complaining about little things in the bar and being angry and he was like "ok...ummm...want a beer or...do you like baseball?" I was sitting next to a first date once at a restaurant and it was the most cringe worthy experience of my life. The guy was talking about going to some foreign country where there are ants with some sweet liquid hanging off of their stinger. He talked about picking one up and licking it off. And then he started saying this like, "and then I realized I just raped this ants rear end". He kept on using the word rape and it was obvious the girl had no idea how to respond. |
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Oct 16, 2015 13:16
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hey i'm your date the place closed a while ago so you should probably come back from the bathroom ha ha silly guy, a definite A+ date as i enjoy loitering |
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Oct 16, 2015 13:35
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let me give u my second date tip, when u see your date say "butts crappenin' " as a hello |
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Cyber Dog posted:let me give u my second date tip, when u see your date say "butts crappenin' " as a hello lol
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Cyber Dog posted:let me give u my second date tip, when u see your date say "butts crappenin' " as a hello |
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on my first date wiht my current long term gf it was 2 degrees F outside and we met at a bar (i got to impress her off the bat by arriving on a bicycle in 2F weather  ) and at one point in the date i suddenly had to poop like really really bad i really couldn't hold it without appearing super uncomfortable and weird so i said brb and i wanted to try to go quick so she thought it was just a long pee but it turned out the window of the bathroom stall was broken and the water in the toilet bowl had frozen about half an inch on top so i was just pooping onto a shelf of ice oh my god it smelled so bad poop always does wqhen it doesn't get submerged into water anyway i wiped thankfully it was a pretty clean one and then i flushed and prayed that the ice would break and at the very end of the flush when the water was really high the ice finally broke and it all went down, well that's my first date story
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I told her the story weeks later and she had had no idea I pooped so despite being flustered by the ice i was apparently fast enough |
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Oct 16, 2015 18:13
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another BYOB success story
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alnilam posted:I told her the story weeks later and she had had no idea I pooped so despite being flustered by the ice i was apparently fast enough you upon meeting her: how much does a polar bear weigh her: how much? you: *takes her hand* I have to show you something |
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I'm glad that alnilam found a girl who thought it was bad rear end that he rode his bike in 2 degree weather and not weird at all
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social vegan posted:you upon meeting her: how much does a polar bear weigh lol ---------------- |
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social vegan posted:you upon meeting her: how much does a polar bear weigh hahaha FluffieDuckie posted:I'm glad that alnilam found a girl who thought it was bad rear end that he rode his bike in 2 degree weather and not weird at all please i thought we agreed to keep our failed first date a secret |
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Oct 16, 2015 19:43
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I've been having too many dates and frankly it's quite exhausting, would anybody like to fill in for me? |
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Oct 16, 2015 19:51
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pogi posted:I've been having too many dates and frankly it's quite exhsusting, would anybody like to fill in for me? i usually like to get to know a person before i start with the filling You can turn the tables, but your feet will still be under them |
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Oct 16, 2015 19:52
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Al Borland posted:she just wants to bang n leave you Turn that frown upside down son |
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Oct 16, 2015 20:18
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pogi posted:I've been having too many dates and frankly it's quite exhausting, would anybody like to fill in for me? girls will have people filling in for them also (weeding out the ant rapists and what not) like when a roomate is broke and wants dinner. anyway I hope the stand ins find love |
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I was talking to a married couple last night and apparently for their first date he took her to see "taxi to the dark side." I'm having a hard time thinking of a worse first date movie than that. |
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alnilam posted:on my first date wiht my current long term gf it was 2 degrees F outside and we met at a bar (i got to impress her off the bat by arriving on a bicycle in 2F weather Man, you should try ice fishing to erase that memory https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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dogcrash truther posted:I was talking to a married couple last night and apparently for their first date he took her to see "taxi to the dark side." I'm having a hard time thinking of a worse first date movie than that. Martyrs Irréversible Inside anything new wave French Horror, really I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake |
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