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El Spider

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


after my divorce I went back to school. it worked

dogcrash truther
Making Friends After College

Al Borland

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Help.

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dogcrash truther
Yik Yakking After College

bog pixie

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
my wife said no so, no.

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Bwee
College After College

Piso Mojado

Bwee posted:

College After College

next on TBS Very Funny!


pogi

Is easier, because you have money to do stuff.

Damp Star Baby

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH

pogi posted:

Is easier, because you have money to do stuff.

counterpoint : women will begin to expect money from you

I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake

Damp Star Baby

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
join a co-ed rec league, op. Sporty gals are always fun

I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake

joke_explainer


Damp Star Baby posted:

counterpoint : women will begin to expect money from you

Damp Star Baby gets dressed, leaves 300 dollars on the table and heads out. "Man, dating is really weird as an adult."

El Spider

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El Spider

dogcrash truther posted:

Yik Yakking After College

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Ace of Baes
im the love guru, ask away

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precision

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Wooderson: College girls... I get older, they stay the same age.
Brian: Yes they do.
Wooderson. :smug: Yes they do.

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El Spider

Standing in my studio apartment with Huey Lewis and the News playing as I prepare a penis colada for my latest yik yak hookup

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smoobles

joke_explainer posted:

Damp Star Baby gets dressed, leaves 300 dollars on the table and heads out. "Man, dating is really weird as an adult."

lol

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FluffieDuckie

Bwee posted:

College After College

i did this. it's too much college

so i recommend less college after college


oh and stop paying your dates you sickos


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

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its ok to pay your dates if youre buying stuff from a stranger on craigslist, and then ask them out (pro strategy)

social vegan



my after college date: Hey, do you kik?

me: uhh who doesn't haha jeez

date: Awesome what's your contact info?

me: foot on ball?

Piso Mojado

I pay all of my dates...with smootches

pogi

El Spider posted:

Standing in my studio apartment with Huey Lewis and the News playing as I prepare a penis colada for my latest yik yak hookup

lol

Looke

El Spider posted:

Standing in my studio apartment with Huey Lewis and the News playing as I prepare a penis colada for my latest yik yak hookup

hey paul

alnilam

social vegan posted:

my after college date: Hey, do you kik?

me: uhh who doesn't haha jeez

date: Awesome what's your contact info?

me: foot on ball?

alnilam

seriously though what's kik

dogcrash truther

alnilam posted:

seriously though what's kik
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Posting After College

Stinky_Pete

Stinkier than your average bear
I have seen screen shots of the kik yak. This appears to be geography-limited reddit for intelliphones.

You can turn the tables, but your feet will still be under them

El Spider

FluffieDuckie posted:

i did this. it's too much college

so i recommend less college after college


oh and stop paying your dates you sickos

My old roommate who burnt boiled potatoes received 50 dollars from a girl after having sex with her. Now he's going on dates with someone who confessed they've been stalking him for 2 years

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fuck. marry. t-rex

El Spider posted:

My old roommate who burnt boiled potatoes received 50 dollars from a girl after having sex with her. Now he's going on dates with someone who confessed they've been stalking him for 2 years

#Winning

fuck. marry. t-rex

I could probably get at least 300 though

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


i'm scared to date after college, should i get married now?

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Salmiakki


i love the roommate stories

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pogi

Chill la Chill posted:

i'm scared to date after college, should i get married now?

Do the opposite.

FutonForensic

Cool dating tip: if a person's dating profile says they are adventurous, do not proceed. Adventures are fraught with peril and will lead to your early demise.


The X-man cometh
False. Dating after college is supposed to be fraught with danger. After 27, then you can calm it down. My friends all have great stories about my exes now.

Stinky_Pete

Stinkier than your average bear

FutonForensic posted:

Cool dating tip: if a person's dating profile says they are adventurous, do not proceed. Adventures are fraught with peril and will lead to your early demise.

I agree. Just look at Mr. Baggins' adventure. He was this close to getting eaten, falling in lava, and a whole bunch of other causes of death.

You can turn the tables, but your feet will still be under them

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

FutonForensic posted:

Cool dating tip: if a person's dating profile says they are adventurous, do not proceed. Adventures are fraught with peril and will lead to your early demise.
lol


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

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FutonForensic posted:

Cool dating tip: if a person's dating profile says they are adventurous, do not proceed. Adventures are fraught with peril and will lead to your early demise.

i put my numerous safety certifications in my profile, but it doesnt seem to be working

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