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bog pixie posted:i put my numerous safety certifications in my profile, but it doesnt seem to be working Hey there 
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pogi posted:Do the opposite. sounds like everything else after college in that I'd need to make a dating resume, lot of effort Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Oct 17, 2015 00:28
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references: my mom and 1st grade teacher who ensures me I'm a good boy
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Oct 17, 2015 00:29
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6 Things I could never do without in my life CPR-C certificate Avian Artificial Insemination Certificate 1 Laboratory Safety Certificate CDC Infection Control Certificate Smart Serve Alcoholic Beverage Certificate An ice pick for when my toilet water freezes over ---------------- |
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El Spider posted:6 Things I could never do without in my life lol |
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Oct 17, 2015 00:35
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It's nice to be old enough to be able to go out and do poo poo but not so old that you can't smoke weed and get ridiculously rachet on a dubiously acquired yellow school bus. |
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Oct 17, 2015 01:13
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where is this bus and how do I get on it between the hours of 9pm - 12:30pm on weekends
I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake |
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Oct 17, 2015 01:36
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pogi posted:It's nice to be old enough to be able to go out and do poo poo but not so old that you can't smoke weed and get ridiculously rachet on a dubiously acquired yellow school bus. Wait there's an age when you can't do that?
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FluffieDuckie posted:Wait there's an age when you can't do that? No, no it's alright I'm 50 and we can get stoned until people stop caring about what we do anymore. I can't wait until they all stop giving me those looks! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Oct 17, 2015 02:22
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For real though, if you're an old person and you smoke weed, kids will think you're the coolest geezer on the block. Invite children into your home and let them get high on your wisdom, and also your sticky sticky herb.
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However, if you are the child in that scenario, never, EVER go into a stranger's home, even if they say it's "just to smoke weed." Find an adult Edit: that you know man I'm really bad at protecting kids FutonForensic fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Oct 17, 2015
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Oct 17, 2015 03:27
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mom: I'm worried you're not trying hard enough me: I'm fine, mom mom: have you thought about using tinder? me: oh my god, mom, I think I know how to cook pizza eggs, Jesus |
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Oct 17, 2015 10:50
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never dating after college again! |
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Oct 17, 2015 13:25
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Oct 17, 2015 13:44
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FutonForensic posted:For real though, if you're an old person and you smoke weed, kids will think you're the coolest geezer on the block. Invite children into your home and let them get high on your wisdom, and also your sticky sticky herb. 
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Oct 17, 2015 15:12
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joke about the dried fruit called dates
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Oct 17, 2015 15:15
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Oct 17, 2015 15:26
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My idea date involves space piracy
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Oct 17, 2015 15:28
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precision posted:Jerry: She's a bit of a late dater. |
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Oct 17, 2015 15:45
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precision posted:Jerry: She's a bit of a late dater. Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Oct 17, 2015 15:50
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Hey I have an idea... it's a little crazy... but why don't all the lonely college grads in byon... Date Each Other? 
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FluffieDuckie posted:oh and stop paying your dates you sickos Oh, you're one of those "for exposure" people |
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Oct 17, 2015 16:20
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no they will not posted:Oh, you're one of those "for exposure" people lol
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Oct 17, 2015 17:22
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precision posted:Jerry: She's a bit of a late dater. |
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Oct 17, 2015 17:24
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there's always the option of hanging out with people without realizing it's a date until they put moves on you alternatively, become an expert in something and date within that field. you'll never lack for conversation material. |
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Oct 18, 2015 08:37
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Date scientists. |
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Oct 18, 2015 10:16
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That way when they have a good idea you can say "and that's why you're the scientist and I'm the [x]!" |
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pogi posted:Date scientists. pogi posted:That way when they have a good idea you can say "and that's why you're the scientist and I'm the [x]!" I'd rather not get into arguments on whether economics is a science, though. Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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