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Goober Peas posted:In my high school the science teacher made all of the boys jack off onto slides so we could see our sperms under the microscope My health Teacher made me do this once after class. Thank god it's normal, that had been bothering me for years.
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Intruder posted:I hope Ronda wins Intruder posted:Because my wife loves her and might do some freaky poo poo if she wins Intruder posted:Like butt stuff Intruder posted:I'm not joking I just spend several minutes hugging my wife as she cried about the end of Ronda's career
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Dillbag posted:What, you've never played the cracker game? * Limp Biscuit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMRX_qU37f4 Phone scammers are still people. Horribly depressed people.
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Turtlicious posted:My health Teacher made me do this once after class. Oddly enough it was a councilor who wanted to examine specimen. He was trying to teach me something about stamp collecting. Weird.
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30 minutes "best of" compilation of the greatest telemarketer scamming robot ever, Lenny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXWNGCRfbSI
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Slugnoid posted:30 minutes "best of" compilation of the greatest telemarketer scamming robot ever, Lenny. Lenny is amazing.
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I've seen this one before and I'd still love to know what his plan was for avoiding that lamppost when he decided to railslide there
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Humphreys posted:Lenny is amazing. Yeah, for those of you who haven't checked out Lenny YouTubes before, these moments when the telemarketers finally realize they're talking to a recording (or finally try to bail from the conversation) tend to be like at least 10 minutes into the call if not far more
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I've seen this before, but never noticed that he's in a pedal-powered boat - I always thought that the leg movements were him freaking out...
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tacodaemon posted:I've seen this one before and I'd still love to know what his plan was for avoiding that lamppost when he decided to railslide there His plan was probably to lean forward, which would've allowed him to go right by it unless he stuck his rear end out really far. Too bad he started to lose his balance and had to lean back to keep from falling off his board. Too bad.
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Slugnoid posted:30 minutes "best of" compilation of the greatest telemarketer scamming robot ever, Lenny. I don't know how to feel about the woman who is looking for the medical imaging center. On the one hand, she has a legit reason to call and it might be pretty serious. On the other, her confusion around why Lenny is the one answering the phones there is hilarious.
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Takes No Damage posted:He's going to need a bigger boat... ..and new trousers.
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Tree cutting fails!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL4hLpAy0yA There's a bunch more tree cutting fuckup compilation videos on that channel but I had a look at a few and there were some videos where people must have been killed so maybe don't look at them if you don't like seeing people getting treemurdered
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Smirk posted:I've seen this before, but never noticed that he's in a pedal-powered boat - I always thought that the leg movements were him freaking out... Column A, Column B
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Takes No Damage posted:He's going to need a bigger boat... And some cleaner pants after that. e: fb 
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Tree cutting fails!! Ent moot.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Tree cutting fails!! Guy in the second clip went to the Prometheus school of running away.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Tree cutting fails!! The one at 1:16 is good stuff. "gently caress off, human. I'm going back up."
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Railing Kill posted:The one at 1:16 is good stuff. "gently caress off, human. I'm going back up." There's another video on that channel (I think the 3rd most popular one) with something similar happening except the guy cutting is still on the tree. The comment heard is "that's some straight batman poo poo!". 
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My work involves a load of chainsaw work. Where I am training and PPE are mandatory. The things were originally designed to knaw through human bones. Plus they can kickback at your face if you're an idiot, plus trees like to splinter and decapitate people. Luckily the worst thing I've done is crush a bin. So far...
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Ratjaculation posted:The things were originally designed to knaw through human bones. Really??
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monkeytennis posted:Really?? Yeah, I had to look that up because I didn't believe it, but Wikipedia backs it up: quote:The origin is debated, but a chainsaw-like tool was made around 1830 by the German orthopaedist Bernhard Heine. This instrument, the osteotome, had links of a chain carrying small cutting teeth with the edges set at an angle; the chain was moved around a guiding blade by turning the handle of a sprocket wheel. As the name implies, this was used to cut bone. The prototype of the chain saw familiar today in the timber industry was pioneered in the late 18th century by two Scottish doctors, John Aitken and James Jeffray, for symphysiotomy and excision of diseased bone respectively. The chain hand saw, a fine serrated link chain which cut on the concave side, was invented around 1783-1785. It was illustrated in Aitken's Principles of Midwifery or Puerperal Medicine (1785) and used by him in his dissecting room. Jeffray claimed to have conceived the idea of the chain saw independently about that time but it was 1790 before he was able to have it produced. The first one for lumber wasn't designed until 1918.
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Ratjaculation posted:My work involves a load of chainsaw work. Where I am training and PPE are mandatory. The things were originally designed to knaw through human bones. Plus they can kickback at your face if you're an idiot, plus trees like to splinter and decapitate people. My understanding is that people spiking trees is a particularly heinous practice from the POV of the poor schmuck wielding the chainsaw because what happens is 1) the chain breaks on the spike 2) the side of the chain being pulled into the motor (the bottom one facing your body) whips off the blade and wraps itself around your waist
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Ratjaculation posted:My work involves a load of chainsaw work. Where I am training and PPE are mandatory. The things were originally designed to knaw through human bones. Plus they can kickback at your face if you're an idiot, plus trees like to splinter and decapitate people.
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Data Graham posted:My understanding is that people spiking trees is a particularly heinous practice from the POV of the poor schmuck wielding the chainsaw because what happens is There is a metal guard underneath every chainsaw (hopefully) that is there for this reason, it stops it whipping and it should fly away harmlessly. Proper practice is to never have anything other than the hands holding the saw inline with the bar and chain Finally a subject I know!
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Smirk posted:I've seen this before, but never noticed that he's in a pedal-powered boat - I always thought that the leg movements were him freaking out... What is the thing he is pulling up from the river that is not the alligator? Is it some sort of bait canister?
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LemonRind posted:What is the thing he is pulling up from the river that is not the alligator? Is it some sort of bait canister? It is a chopped up pool noodle being used as a float.
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Slugnoid posted:30 minutes "best of" compilation of the greatest telemarketer scamming robot ever, Lenny. Haha this is great. e: I lose it everytime he breaks off to tend to the ducks drowningidiot has a new favorite as of 02:47 on Jan 3, 2017 |
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There's so much to love with this: the fact that he doesn't see it coming despite people behind him reacting quick. And it doesn't seem like he's even thinking about this, instead of just catching a board with his face despite looking like he's looking at the board.
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This still makes me laugh. KKK marchers going to rally with a fitting soundtrack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs4P1kKK-5k Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:There's so much to love with this: the fact that he doesn't see it coming despite people behind him reacting quick. And it doesn't seem like he's even thinking about this, instead of just catching a board with his face despite looking like he's looking at the board. He was looking a little board at first. Tarantula has a new favorite as of 04:41 on Jan 3, 2017 |
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Tarantula posted:This still makes me laugh. KKK marchers going to rally with a fitting soundtrack. This will never not be funny for me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxnY2SWZTvk
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:There's so much to love with this: the fact that he doesn't see it coming despite people behind him reacting quick. And it doesn't seem like he's even thinking about this, instead of just catching a board with his face despite looking like he's looking at the board. Pretty sure he can't actually see it because the curve of the transition is blocking it. Everyone who moves is standing slightly to the side of him and is taller than him.
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