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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
The Washington Post Express decided to use the Women's March on Washington as their cover story today. Except the cover artist made a minor error:

https://twitter.com/WaPoExpress/status/817010323978907648

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Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Besesoth posted:

The Washington Post Express decided to use the Women's March on Washington as their cover story today. Except the cover artist made a minor error:

https://twitter.com/WaPoExpress/status/817010323978907648

:psyduck:

How does that get through?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
That stupid loser logo with the arrow and the H that's why we are so loving stupid

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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Andrast posted:

:psyduck:

How does that get through?

Today'a just knot there day

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Besesoth posted:

The Washington Post Express decided to use the Women's March on Washington as their cover story today. Except the cover artist made a minor error:

https://twitter.com/WaPoExpress/status/817010323978907648

“March” derives from Mars, the Roman god of war.

That’s his symbol.

Hey Washington Post Express editors: PM me to discuss my rates.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Did anyone save that? Tweet's gone.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Besesoth posted:

The Washington Post Express decided to use the Women's March on Washington as their cover story today. Except the cover artist made a minor error:

https://twitter.com/WaPoExpress/status/817010323978907648

This is already taken down. What was it?

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice

Perestroika posted:

Reminds me of that one time noted gun-idiot FPS Russia almost killed himself with a similar stunt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7ixVmBxYJU

Wow this is just a different level of stupid. That car door would have split him tit to taint.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Sagebrush posted:

This is already taken down. What was it?

Wow, that was quick.



e:

https://twitter.com/WaPoExpress/status/817033542446252033

https://twitter.com/WaPoExpress/status/817033716593790976

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Oh man, someone's getting fired for that.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
I'm now informed that this was their second correction; they had to redact the first because of another misspelling. Today is not going well for WaPo Express.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



With the WaPo repeatedly owning themselves about "fake news" and the inherent trustworthiness and rigor of traditional media, this is not a good time in general to be their whole organization.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
He's going old school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ycgM6udlN0

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

PhotoKirk posted:

The part with the ceiling fan kills me every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVXKKaWJTls

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.


this is art.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
http://i.imgur.com/9kCT82W.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/vlmMbmy.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/LHIaftw.gifv

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice

I swear I could watch a documentary on the planning and execution and aftermath of this. How would it go right? Why? WTF are those things that you draped over a pool? Is that some sort of pool protection system I've never seen.

Gounads
Mar 13, 2013

Where am I?
How did I get here?

Trebek posted:

I swear I could watch a documentary on the planning and execution and aftermath of this. How would it go right? Why? WTF are those things that you draped over a pool? Is that some sort of pool protection system I've never seen.

It's a motorcycle trap. They're designed to catch idiots.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Trebek posted:

I swear I could watch a documentary on the planning and execution and aftermath of this. How would it go right? Why? WTF are those things that you draped over a pool? Is that some sort of pool protection system I've never seen.

He seemed to be intentionally riding on the seam between the two pieces.

I'm guessing this man does not have a good grasp of physics.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

PhotoKirk posted:

The part with the ceiling fan kills me every time.

Somehow, his "dadgummits" manage to be so much more angry than a goddamit

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Trebek posted:

I swear I could watch a documentary on the planning and execution and aftermath of this. How would it go right? Why? WTF are those things that you draped over a pool? Is that some sort of pool protection system I've never seen.

It looks like they just stuck a couple of chain-link fences across it.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Trebek posted:

I swear I could watch a documentary on the planning and execution and aftermath of this. How would it go right? Why? WTF are those things that you draped over a pool? Is that some sort of pool protection system I've never seen.

please kickstart my documentary, Drunk Morons on a Bike hosed Up.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Trebek posted:

I swear I could watch a documentary on the planning and execution and aftermath of this. How would it go right? Why? WTF are those things that you draped over a pool? Is that some sort of pool protection system I've never seen.

Those are just large pieces of chain link fencing. They are commonly put over abandoned or foreclosed houses pools so pets or kids don't fall in and die.

Something tells me they don't own the house they're partying at.

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


Besesoth posted:

Wow, that was quick.



I just love how their idea of a correction starts with "Today'a"

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

i had a mate at uni who liked to eat mayo out the jar after a night of drinking

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
For a second I thought he was pooping the ball. :ohdear:

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Powaqoatse posted:

Oh man, someone's getting fired for that.

Yes, she probably did :rimshot:

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Can't find video of Azhar Ali hitting himself in the balls.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

trickybiscuits posted:

For a second I thought he was pooping the ball. :ohdear:

you dont have to force the idiot post in pyf, they come up quickly and often.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

I can't help but feel that something like chocolate pudding would have been more of a challenge, psychologically.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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Besesoth posted:

I'm now informed that this was their second correction; they had to redact the first because of another misspelling. Today is not going well for WaPo Express.

https://twitter.com/cat_beltane/status/817032744786165760/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Chichevache posted:

No Prisoners! is a fantastic motorcycle crash compilation that updates semiannually. Now that 2016 is over they have posted part 2. Over in SA's motorcycle forum, Cycle Asylum, we watch it to laugh at idiots and stay sharp on all the stupid mistakes other riders make. It can be very informative and I would recommend it to all riders or people who plan on becoming one. It is also packed with Schadenfreude.


Be warned, it is 2 hours long and does contain some clips that probably (definitely and hopefully, because surviving being impaled and set on fire is just too cruel) resulted in death. Most clips are clowns who target-fixate off the road or ride beyond their own limits and the roads conditions. Some of them make the gravest mistake of all: riding in the third world. A few are just downright unlucky. If you have any questions about what contributed to a certain crash (hint: rider negligence) feel free to ask in the Cycle Asylum Video thread. Someone there will be happy to answer.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2032191


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHUmevSHFJk

Any highlights?

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

I watched the follow-up with his dad and in the context of a longer video, the kid is exactly as stupid as you'd imagine him to be.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

And the day after they bragged about hiring 5 dozen new journalists.

Make that 61.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Kennel posted:

Any highlights?

I have not made it through, but 3:05 is a good non-motorcycle one. 14:33, and 15:53 are good ones where no one seems to be too terribly injured. There's a good mix of car error and cycle error in a lot of these, and some definitely seem like someone either died, or was massively injured, so beware.

I can't find it anymore, but there was a bad one where a little moped or scooter gets in an accident and you see it was a dad, mom, and two little kids where the mom looks to be holding onto a baby, which is hosed up in all sorts of ways.

BeastOfExmoor
Aug 19, 2003

I will be gone, but not forever.

Kennel posted:

Any highlights?

About 4:20 there's a hilarious clip with no injuries. A couple short clips later is a fairly brutal accident with some humor thrown in at the end. Wish they'd seperate out the :lol: clips from the somebody-died-here clips though :(

edit: 17:28 :lol:

BeastOfExmoor has a new favorite as of 22:10 on Jan 5, 2017

johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012
https://i.imgur.com/aZjBll3.gifv

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001




ffffffffuck

and who built that street light? because one slight touch and it was falling over.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Yesterday I was faced with a difficult choice. I saw someone getting into her car leaving Dutch Bros coffee, with her big tall drink on the roof of her car.

Do the nice person thing and run over and alert her or watch and wait for the scoodyfroody? (I ended up stopping her and didn't get to watch the drink fall)

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Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

canyoneer posted:

Yesterday I was faced with a difficult choice. I saw someone getting into her car leaving Dutch Bros coffee, with her big tall drink on the roof of her car.

Do the nice person thing and run over and alert her or watch and wait for the scoodyfroody? (I ended up stopping her and didn't get to watch the drink fall)

I had something similar - watching someone putting their coffee on the roof, then watching the wind push it ever so slightly so it fell in through the open sunroof. I did nothing to assist because A) I was a storey up and the windows don't open and B) gently caress you Adam, you deserved it you wanker.

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