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Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Inco posted:

In some jurisdictions, it's not only illegal to drive in the outer lane, but it's illegal to pass any car if you're in the inner lane. gently caress that douchebag, and gently caress any douchebag who cruises in the passing lane

I wish this was enforced in Ohio. You get people who constantly drive in the passing lane.

Brake-checking the Cop wasn't very smart.

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Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

-Zydeco- posted:

2015 Batsu game. For people unfamiliar, five comedians are put in a wierd situation for 24 hours. If they laugh at any point they are punished by various means. Of course everything is designed to get them to laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx6Xy18-aeA

I love these so much.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Solice Kirsk posted:

Crystals do heal people though. Ever since I've been carrying around this energy crystal that I bought from Sedona, AZ I have not had hand cramps. Basically it works by focusing the life energies from Sedona into the toxins in your hand that cause the cramps. Its all proven and totally works. Buy these crystals guys!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3689737&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=592#post451667129 :nms:

quote:

Hi everyone, Well its been a while but I decided to do a new pic. In this pic I am very sick, and in the ICU at the Hospital with Twilight Sparkle as the doctor. I am recieving Crystal treatment with the crystal solutions through the IV in my hand and the Central line, in my Jugular vien and this is causing my hands to grow very long and large, with large round joints, and long fingers. And as well I have the Catheter and the bag on my bed and I have the EKG leads on my chest and Pulse oximeter on my hand, Which goes to the moniter to show Twilight Sparkle my stuff like blood pressure, Oxygen and stuff. Now, Doctor Twilight sparkle is doing a Endotrachal Intubation on me. She is using the Laryngoscope to open my airways., So that she can put the tube down into my Lungs because I am too sick to breath on my own, And its connected to the Ventilater which delivers Crystal air to heal me, but it also makes my hands grow very large, and although I am unconsious from the Sidation I am still crying a bit because Im scared. Well, I hope you enjoy this new Pic from me.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

FirstPlayer posted:

EKGs and pulse oximeters don't show blood pressure. :bahgawd:

Do you know
The Marfan's man?
The Marfan's man?
The Marfan's man?

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Singing + metal broom + power line

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9qSduzY3-0

Don't touch it yet!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE07yyp2QiQ

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Elohssa Gib posted:

Found a great dash cam channel the user is Car Crashes Time, unfortunately when I tried to link it is doesn't work so here is a sample video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IQSpHYkMkY

BEEEEEELLLLYYYAAAD SUKA!

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Ethnic man gives free luggage samples to strangers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MckdToC8MMw

Here's their FB page if you want to read all the outraged comments:
https://www.facebook.com/jalalbros/

Didn't this guy recently get shot at?

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

World
Star

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Is it just me or does this kid look and have the mannerisms of someone with a heroin problem? :stare:

Three-Phase has a new favorite as of 00:40 on Jun 30, 2016

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Atticus_1354 posted:

When it first popped up there was talk of the kid having autism.

OK now I feel like a jerk.

quote:

Asset theft talk

I remember awhile back that this AWFUL game "Limbo of the Lost" got caught pretty blatantly stealing textures and even a clip from the movie Spawn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPe1GqeeDr4 :psyduck:

Three-Phase has a new favorite as of 01:15 on Jun 30, 2016

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
I'm glad that Activision DMCA'ed the people making Orion. Creating quality game assets is challenging work.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
http://youtu.be/C9qSduzY3-0

Video keywords:
- Tree
- Vogueing
- Broom
- 240v
- Bruno Mars

Three-Phase has a new favorite as of 02:01 on Jul 11, 2016

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
I wish we could just post some good schadenfreude before the thread gets locked.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

I have conflicted feelings about this video.

I'm not a violent person nor do I condone violence. However I think that if he took the microphone cord and strangled the guy with the money to death after the "$1000 to kick it up" statement, that he would probably be acquitted by a jury of his peers.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Couldn't they just buy plastic ones?

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QJoTBlDfVhk

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
I was going over in my head the possible ways to build something that would safely incapacitate or discourage a violent dog...

Maybe they could just give dog whistles to police officers? :shrug:

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Data Graham posted:

See also this infamous Far Side, where Larson didn't realize what it looked like he'd drawn until he started getting letters



Don't kinkshame, etc...

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Platystemon posted:

Don’t show that to Reddit. They already have /r/DragonsFuckingCars.

e: Yes that is exactly what it says on the label.

Ok that you can kinkshame that no problem. :stare:

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Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Facebook Aunt posted:

Yeah, you gotta be careful exposing yourself to weird sex stuff. What if you go look at something weird for a laugh and you like it. You really, really like it. "Oh poo poo, this is my fetish!" You could have gone your whole life without knowing, but now all you can think about is dragons loving cars. Now you spend your nights wading through the depths of deviantart looking for spank material. You sex life is ruined. How do you even bring this up with another human being? "Hey baby, would you be willing to dress up as a sluttly little Honda Civic tonight?"




The schadenfreude will be on you, my friends.

It's an Eacalade - nothing of value was damaged.

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