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Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

New failarmy :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hqv0j6eDbA


I'd suggest having the volume at normal levels for the opener, cause drat it's worth it.

Holy poo poo that snowboarder hitting the car. :stare:

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Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Look at all those people still holding on to their drinks as they try to put him out. loving lol

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Grem posted:

*cracks knuckles* Here we go guys....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIpFQPPElls

The comments go straight to victim blaming amazingly fast. I guess I shouldn't be surprised by this on Youtube.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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wayfinder posted:



Edward Snowden posts about social justice being a good thing, some delicious gamergater tears in the replies: https://twitter.com/Snowden/status/653708727502151680



:suicide:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Mulva posted:

Yes I too can't wait until Goole DPIs all my traffic and builds a database that allows the local, state and federal government to track me even more than they already do.

hahaha you think that already isn't happening through your current and all your past ISP's.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Ha, in the US she would have been tackled to the ground and cuffed with three police officer's knees digging into her back. Australia looks like a fun place to live.

If not white go ahead and add "gets shot" to that list.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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MisterBibs posted:

So here in Illinois, there was a much-loved cop that went missing and was eventually found dead. Over 300,000 bucks was spent trying to find the guy, his killers, whatever. Of course, lots of conservatives blamed Black Lives Matter for it. Lots of talk about how he was such a nice guy, totally a hero, etc.

Turns out, he killed himself because he and some other cops had been embezzling money for a while now, and he was acutely aware that the higher-ups were going to find out about it.

The month old Unsolved Mystery thread about it on Reddit is funny.

https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/3ks3v0/what_happened_to_lt_joe_gliniewicz/



"source: my father is a cop and I believe him unconditionally" :effort:

"welp. that didn't work out so well for me."

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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TotalLossBrain posted:

Even better schadenfreude is found in the comments on the Fox article on the suicide revelation. Link: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/11/04/investigators-conclude-that-illinois-police-officer-committed-suicide/?intcmp=hplnws

The article's writing is bad enough, but those commenters' heads are about to explode in confusion.

Except this gem. This needs to be framed or put in a hall of fame somewhere.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Maker Of Shoes posted:

Except this gem. This needs to be framed or put in a hall of fame somewhere.



And this one



I'm convinced this is a goon.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Lotish posted:

Jesus. Did that take his helmet off? How was he not destroyed?

He probably didn't have the chin strap secured and it got knocked loose. Dude should buy a lottery ticket because that was 100% luck he didn't get pizza'd.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Holy poo poo that Veloster(?) at 6:02.

:stare:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Thanks. :)

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Can we not?

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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speshl guy posted:

Yeah it's a delicacy because survival tastes the sweetest.


New Failarmy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0og5JV3A-lA

1:45 is pretty drat great. "oh god she's ruined our couch" followed by gagging sounds from her mom

At this point I'm convinced humans are genetically predisposed to doing dumb poo poo on treadmills resulting in pain.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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I'm honestly surprised any of the apartment's occupants survived.

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Sep 4, 2006

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Scyantific posted:

gently caress man they sent in a dog to get killed :(

Probably to ascertain whether there were still armed occupants.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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This is the gooniest derail I've seen in a long while.

Subjunctive posted:

Pretty weird loss edit.

:golfclap:

Maker Of Shoes has a new favorite as of 17:50 on Nov 25, 2015

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Anora posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la26I-2cR6U

What's better then watching a texter, a drunkard, or an idiot teenager crash their car, watching it with an inward turned dash cam as well.

That guy basically being sucked out the window at 8:20

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Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Not My Leg posted:

Unless there's an injury or some other aggravating factor, texting while driving is a non-criminal civil infraction in most states. That means criminal rules like beyond a reasonable doubt doesn't apply, the standard is preponderance of the evidence - whether it's more likely than not that you committed the infraction.

Of course, the burden is still on the state to prove that it is more likely than not that you were texting. This isn't a hard standard though, given that phones keep time stamps of texts.

Then subpoena the carrier? I don't get why it's ok for police to dig through a phone they have no right to.

wayfinder posted:

Apparently the Fallout 4 crack contained a bitcoin stealer.



The whole thread is pretty great. It goes from that to people arguing over which OS is more secure to Linux preaching to literal paper btc wallets. Meanwhile the OP just wants to know how it was done.

https://m.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3v1qv5/488_btc_was_stolen_from_me_but_how/

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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I love every minute of this.

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Sep 4, 2006

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Wapole Languray posted:

Then here's a genuine giant baby destroying things because of videogames.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIn4L7hUmUI&hd=1

My kid plays these types of games and I always thought they were pretty weird in general but jfc this guy

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Nitrox posted:

I think they're just expect drivers to be complete ignoramuses and once that car out of the parking lot, it's no longer their problem. Drive though oil places make money by volume, and "techs" get paid accordingly. The incentive is to finish asap, no matter what

In addition, modern engine packaging is getting really compact / complex and I'm pretty confident that oil change businesses train these minimum wage workers using job aides that show 70's era imagery. "oil plug here, fill hole here for *most* cars :words:" /picture of generic nondescript engine. So customer pulls up in his 2015 Audi and the underside basically looks like a loving moon buggy to these guys and they bungle gently caress it good because the boss' only directive is MOAR CARZ FASTER.

I'd be willing to bet most oil places aren't even looking for mechanically inclined people to employ on the front lines and their jobs are mostly work flowed to hell and back and any deviation from the work flow causes all kinds of problems. I had a span of time I didn't have the ability to change my own oil and used a few of these places. Made me nervous but hey, what could possibly go wrong as long as I give it a quick once over before I leave.

#1 - Jiffy Lube, screaming deal on Mobil 1 synth change. They finish. I check the oil level, it's fine and clean. I look under the car, no leaks but I immediately notice the wrong oil filter is installed. Manager drives to dealer to get the correct filter, changes the oil again. I don't get mad because my car is an oddball and takes a bigger filter than the standard model but the standard model oil filter still screws on. All is corrected and I leave.

#2 - Same Jiffy Lube, same screaming deal on Mobil 1 synth change. They can't gently caress it up twice, right? I drove to the dealer first to buy a filter. Take it to the oil place and tell the tech "There was a problem last time with the wrong filter. Here. I brought you the filter I want you to use." They finish, I check the car. Wrong loving filter installed and the one I brought is in the trash can next to the pit. Manager fixes issue, tries to give me 5 free changes to make me less mad. I don't want them, just give me my money back.

Shame on me for the second time but Jesus Christ.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Cats are assholes. :allears:

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HEY NONG MAN posted:

What is the point of all of those hashtags on a non-public post?

It originally came from importing your twitter posts to facebook. Then importing your instagram posts to facebook (which this probably is). Now people just post like that all the time.

e: haha just noticed it says it was imported from Instagram. so there you go.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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HEY NONG MAN posted:

Yeah but, presumably, the Instagram post is also non-public? Why would you post something completely public on Instagram and then import it to Facebook for a "limited audience"? God dammit social media is so non sensical.

Last I checked (which was admittedly before the FB aquisition) instagram posts were public by default and 99% of normal people that used it posted under screen names. So JeepHaver69 could gather all the attention he wanted by hashtag strings on Instagram and still import his terrible post to his friends on Facebook.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Rondette posted:

The Schadenfreude is that Twitter guy is now known as 'Dick Situation' to hundreds of strangers who now know he has sort of genital defect after someone posted his twitter account with pictures of said schmuck, and he is completely unaware of this.

Not going to say the thread was amazing but this was pretty loving great

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Of all the streets in all the small countries she had to walk down mine. She looked good - superlatively so. I looked her over. Thought of words, tried to find the right ones to describe her but couldn't. She had a 150 character body in a 140 character world. She saw me staring and reached into her bag to pull out here phone. Mine buzzed. "Do I know you?". "Yeah" I tweeted back. "I'm Dick, Dick Situation."

:lol::lol:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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The "NI**ER" girls are starting to feel the pressure.

quote:

At least one of the girls at Desert Vista High School may have lost the opportunity to play soccer for an Arizona university.

Another has hired a public-relations firm to represent her, according to the Rev. Jarrett Maupin, a civil-rights activist who contacted all of the girls' families and coordinated one's appearance and public apology at a protest Monday.

http://www.azcentral.com/story/news...llege/79371940/

:allears:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Oh goodie. Another dumbshit derail about vaping.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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This is amazing

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Sep 4, 2006

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Anora posted:

So it looks like setting the date on your Iphone to Jan 1, 1970 will brick your Iphone.
Video explaining why: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVI87HzfskQ

This is actually super interesting and presented well for laymen like me. Pro click.

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Sep 4, 2006

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Jack Whittaker's story on his lottery win and the destruction that it caused is a real sad tale, true schadenfreude for us all.
http://www.bloomberg.com/bw/articles/2012-12-13/lottery-winner-jack-whittakers-losing-ticket

Jesus Christ. :(

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Is this just a guy smashing a tray of McDonalds into his face, or is there a tiny rocket I'm just not seeing?

"I'm going to film myself being TOTALLY WHACKY in front of COMPLETE STRANGERS for the INTERNET!"

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Chichevache posted:

As soon as that gif started the song from The Natural began to play in my head.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MQ4ZIBoEd4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaWrchi_x6k

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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The teddy bear in the background is really the icing on a great gif

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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hahaha console / pc master race derail. gg goons


This is loving amazing

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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LordSaturn posted:

That was Ruddha in the old Feminism Thread, which owned for many reasons including that one.

Here is roughly where to look: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3520914&userid=91217&perpage=40&pagenumber=3

welp. This is the most amazing thing I've ever read. :allears:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/03/24/man-loses-leg-shooting-lawnmower-full-explosives/82232440/

Man blows his leg off by shooting at a broken down riding mower he packed with explosives from 40 feet away.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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The southern twang of "I blew my leg off!" is honestly the only way that could have ended.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Oh jesus I'm retarded. That's what I get for skimming the thread while on a conference call. :saddowns:

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Sep 4, 2006

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Kurieg posted:

New fail army

The bit at 1:39 is fantastic.

I couldn't help it

http://i.imgur.com/KnfQ1Ht.gifv

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