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Sep 12, 2006

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mobby_6kl posted:




http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34606799

Well good luck, I'm sure the Streisand effect won't bite you in the rear end!

I'm the intellectual property lawsuit against a Chinese company.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Helios Grime posted:

Nice compilation of, in my oppinion, most sweetest schadenfreude.

Too early win celebrations.

http://imgur.com/gallery/6rMAI

Thank you, that was a delightful way to start the day.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Foxhound posted:

No I'm pretty sure that's a charging. Or rather it would have been if it hit. Dunno what would happen in this situation.

Nothing, concussing yourself on the boards is permitted.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Probably not as the preacher could have been inciting or causing a public nuisance. After all, why the hell was he filming this with a go-pro unless to bring action towards someone?

"Should I reevaluate my thought process for assuming the police are always honest? Nah! Must be a one-off."

Is "he was a public nuisance" an affirmative defense against assault? Would most people not believe, in the absence of evidence to the contrary, the opinion of their father about one of his co-workers? Am I taking crazy pills?

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Sep 12, 2006

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UraniumFuelElement posted:

I think the firefighters were protesting in that instance

Goddamn some rednecks would lose their minds if you had firefighter-on-police protest action in the US.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Imagined posted:

5 pixel phone video of the crash at link as well.

I thought you meant 5 megapixel, but you really didn't.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Excellent, elaborate prank. Some good, clean schadenfreude fun.

https://www.facebook.com/1513152292330408/videos/1516317675347203/

(Couldn't find a YouTube link, sorry.)

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Sep 12, 2006

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nerdz posted:

Schadenfreude on both sides here I guess? Dude hits his face on a sliding door while not paying attention, cruiser gets sentenced to pay 21 million to the guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phHYIak-IUU

Any more information about that case? That doesn't look like a $21M injury there.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Yeah, IIRC they never found the thieves.

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Sep 12, 2006

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That's not quite right as a description of short selling (you borrow shares and then have to return them at an agreed time, you're not racing the close of the sale or whatever), but short-position investment is very fertile schafenfreude terrain. There aren't a lot of investment vehicles where the upside is mathematically limited and the downside unlimited.

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Sep 12, 2006

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I don't disagree. Selling shares because you think you can buy them back more cheaply later is legit whether or not you have an obligation to give someone else some shares in the future.

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Sep 12, 2006

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im pooping! posted:

I'm not entirely sure how you can drop into negative numbers. It's not like it can happen with anything else aside from straight up gambling. Even if cash were devalued to nothing incredibly rapidly, it's not like you would owe the government money, you'd just have no cash. I'm sorry if it's a derail, but I don't understand enough about the stock market to see schadenfreude in some guy owing over $100k because of reasons I can't comprehend.

Short selling involves borrowing shares, selling them, rebuying them, and returning them to the original owner.

If I borrow 100 shares of $XYZ from you and sell them for $10 each, I have $10,000 and a 100 share liability.

When the short position becomes due, I have to give you back 100 shares. Those might cost me $1,000 to rebuy if my bet paid off, or they might cost me $20,000 if the shares rose to $20 in the interim. And if they went to $50, or $100, or...

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Sep 12, 2006

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im pooping! posted:

so its basically the most convoluted way to make money with stocks, got it

Oh my sweet summer child, it's not even close.

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Sep 12, 2006

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syscall girl posted:

It reminds me of every time I climbed up something with no plan to get safely down

My mom says hi. :negative:

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Sep 12, 2006

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Dex posted:

Did you quote this from the comments

I thought it had to do with tides and El Niņo.

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Sep 12, 2006

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That's a p good MSPaint, IMO.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Pretty weird loss edit.

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Sep 12, 2006

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SubjectVerbObject posted:

That is from the movie Beavers, and if it is still on Netflix you should go watch it right now.

Ah, it's a more kid-friendly film than I expected from the title.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

the schadenfreude is me

Can we just all agree to stop doing this? Nobody gets joy out of your disappointment in a movie trailer, and it's a stupid misuse of the word besides.

We can do better, goons.

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Sep 12, 2006

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speshl guy posted:

Media has been known in the past to plant evidence to finger an innocent suspect or sensationalize a crime scene and boost their ratings.

Do you have a reference for this? It sounds insane.

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Sep 12, 2006

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chitoryu12 posted:

I mean, they were lovely enough to make an album and then sell the one copy for $2 million for no good reason in the first place.

Why is that lovely? Lots of artists (sculptors, painters, etc) make single-copy works that are priced at what the market will bear. "That lovely Warhol didn't make a scan of his painting available with millions of others for $9.99/mo!"?

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Sep 12, 2006

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Choco1980 posted:

I like how you chose the one artist most famous for making scans of his paintings and selling them off.

You're going to ruin it.

chitoryu12 posted:

Honestly, I can't think of any musical artist who makes such awesome music that an exclusive album by them would be worth $2 million.

Worth $2M to whom? It's not like there's some objective scale. People buy very-limited-edition cars for crazy prices, and it's not because it costs millions in parts to build them. They'd rather have the car/album than the money, and the mere scarcity makes it more appealing to some people.

$2M could be a week's earnings for some people, and I think there are lots of people who would spend a week's earnings on something special to them even if it weren't unique.

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Sep 12, 2006

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chitoryu12 posted:

That's the kind of price that's usually for ultra-rare or one-of-a-kind collectible items, like John Lennon's personal diary from 1969 or something.

This is literally a one-of-a-kind collectible item! (And unlike many other works there is a contract binding the artist from producing more copies.)

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Sep 12, 2006

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(I said earnings above, not salary, quite intentionally.)

I heart bacon posted:

the tax breaks more than made up for his donations

People keep saying this about donations, but I've never heard of a tax regime in which donating all of a sum of money leaves you with more money than not donating it and paying part of it in tax. Can someone drop a link or something? None of the finance people I've asked seem to know of any either, but they aren't tax specialists. It would seem to be a very popular thing though, and I'd certainly like to get in on it!

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Sep 12, 2006

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Yeah, step-function things like that need small steps or stuff gets weird. I don't think any of that relates to charitable donations, though, because they don't affect gross income.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Choco1980 posted:

Well the tax bracket stuff matters, but only when you're near the edges.

Bonus related schadenstory:

In college I had two roommates that both got the same job at a local pizza delivery place. The two were best friends, but one was a slacker, and the other a clean cut, nose to the grindstone type. A couple months in, the hard worker's diligence paid off and he got a small promotion which included a raise that was less than a dollar more an hour. However, it WAS enough to bump him up to the next tax bracket on his paycheck, which meant while his gross pay was higher than the slacker, after taxes it was less! He did not find this funny. We all did.

That's not how tax brackets work. Google terms of interest may include "marginal tax rate".

Was this pizza guy Albert Einstein?

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Sep 12, 2006

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do people really think that is from the contract?

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Sep 12, 2006

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speshl guy posted:

so we're probably looking at an absolute bare minimum of whatever the longest sentence was (like 20 years?).

There were multiple counts that carried 30, I believe. (Rape in the first degree, I think.)

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Sep 12, 2006

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AlphaKretin posted:

I'm pretty sure the point is that page in particular had a whole lot bunch of gigantic gifs that really should have been webms with no good reason for them not to be. It's not a matter of poor connections or data plans, only that page has given me problems.

Can't watch webms on iOS. :(

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Sep 12, 2006

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EXAKT Science posted:

I cannot stop laughing at this loving mixer.

I'm trying to figure out how it could happen given how mixers operate, and nothin'. Guessing staged.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Atticus_1354 posted:

Try reading that again. It isn't his father. It is the father of one of the injured people.

Who was himself injured in the accident, I believe.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Volume posted:

what's a legal stunt?

One done on private property.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

The real schadenfreude is that new games like this NEVER are affected by the Winter sale. Might take a price cut in January/February but not this freaking early.

Apparently PS4 Fallout is on sale, down $15. Poor PC master race.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Indolent Bastard posted:

Yeah, poor $0.99 over paying bastards.

I meant in the context of the Steam whiner complaining that there wasn't a FO4 discount. Is that key seller legit?

(The PS4 sale was down $15, not down to $15, though.)

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Sep 12, 2006

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Ripstiks are cooler than hoverboards, though the latter might be easier to use when carrying something on both arms.

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Sep 12, 2006

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i flunked out posted:

ripstiks are the dumbest thing ever.

Hey, if you can't appreciate carving out sick moves in a suburban cul-de-sac, I just don't know what to say.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Arrath posted:

That led me to this Reddit post asking women about their first experiences getting creeped on. Let's see what the top voted post is after all these months.

https://np.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3249ff/women_of_reddit_when_did_you_first_notice_that/

That thread is not good times, crikey.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Their copyright interest is legit, but "what do you see in this picture?" is one of the fairest uses I can imagine.

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Sep 12, 2006

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A beautiful example of harmless, joyful child schafenfreude. Thank you!

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Sep 12, 2006

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Parkingtigers posted:

But this reminded me there's a really good UK show up on YouTube called "Bouncers" which has lots of freude from drunken British twats getting thrown out. Season 2 is a big step down in quality, but all the S1 episodes are filled with gold.

Edit: Should point out this is NSFW as drunk British women flash boobs and butts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHKj6Ti5iCg

Thank you for this, I'm 4 eps in and feeling much better about my own drinking habits.

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