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Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Hollismason posted:

I don't get it?

It was on a live stream with multiple people on the screen at the same time. She was probably rocking in her chair, and you can see one of the other people in the stream laughing and typing right before she stops. So, he probably said "Hey, it looks like your masturbating" and she was embarrassed.

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Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

moist turtleneck posted:

Thug Life



Seriously, that Auto 666 has some amazing videos

I had never heard of that channel, but yeah, this is is a lot of stuff there that seems like it's straight out of a movie.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEAmKR7bsAU&t=1m29s

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

What was that giant roll of duct tape looking thing that was just rolling along that road? :psyduck:

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Nuebot posted:

"It seemed like a good idea at the time!" It kind of looks like he breaks the closet door a bit with his spine, one of the slats looks a bit knocked loose. He's either laughing or crying after that.

That was actually filmed during a burglary and that's the kid being attacked by the intruder.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Elendil004 posted:

Hey we all like parents traumatizing kids right? Has it been long enough since that derail? At least it's not on a birthday, right? The annual Jimmy Kimmel fans telling their kids they ate all the halloween candy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1pTZTHZF4E

How many of these are staged?

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

http://i.imgur.com/WzQMZmJ.webm

This is terrifying and invokes Lovecraftian elements of fear inside of me.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
Because it's a MUSIC competition, duh!

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Choco1980 posted:

Every time I see that gif I'm more sure the guy just died :ohdear:

I remember when that was first going around and I thought for sure he died. I do remember reading something from the camera girl that says he didn't die, I think he just broke some bones.

http://www.inquisitr.com/857475/damien-pullinger-falls-30-feet-attempting-to-climb-building-video/

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
I don't understand the point of an all black Rubik's cube.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Murphy Brownback posted:

Maybe just don't drive if you have any alcohol in your system at all so it doesn't matter if you do the roadside test or the one at the station. This is one weird trick to keep you from getting a DUI.

Wow, what kind of puritanical fantasy land do you live in? Hey, how about I just ride my unicorn instead of driving when I'm drunk?

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

thespaceinvader posted:

Ah hahahaa why were the security guards just nonchalantly strolling after him? It's not like those things move faster than walking pace anyway.

This is what happens if you are a security guard and chase someone on a hoverboard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHLATS1B4oY

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
Do you guys have any idea how huge the universe is? Just tell what galaxy you are from and I'm good.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Hyperlynx posted:

A guy made a bot to respond to telemarketers automatically for him, to annoy them and waste their time without wasting his.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DkF88BkpeE

I loved this video, and it led me to Lenny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi9fJDLrq0I

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Bumblefuck! posted:

“Mere factual innocence is no reason not to carry out a death sentence properly reached.” - a real thing an influential member of the highest court in the goddamn country actually said and believed

Actually, no.

http://news.lawreader.com/2008/08/30/barry-miller-widely-published-scalia-quote-re-innocense-is-inaccurate-we-have-to-agree/

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
I think that if someone is as big a dick as Scalia, we don't need to make up quotes.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
My cat lives in constant fear of everything, so if I end up adding to the giant pile of fear, I'm not really making things any different.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
Thanks Professor of Cats.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Ariza posted:

Gross dude. Care to share?

Sure. This is probably my favorite Schadenfreude video: (It's probably fake, but I don't care)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbQ-om9Z4Rc

Gross Dude has a new favorite as of 06:22 on Mar 17, 2016

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Croisquessein posted:

LOL, it just doesn't end.

I thought it was a loop until I saw the ending after I scrolled further down and someone had quoted it

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Amoeba102 posted:

White car in the dirt far left just before the bike eats it.

Yep. YOu can see the tire rolling down the road before it hits the other car and then bounces into the bike.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Strudel Man posted:

It's a pity, yes. I'm not sure we're psychologically well-disposed, as a species, to instantaneous worldwide communication.

There's a book about all of this that has been on my reading list for awhile:

http://www.amazon.com/So-Youve-Been-Publicly-Shamed/dp/1594487138

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

I do not understand the first clip. I'm assuming there was no big blow out mega punch or kick like the other videos and the non-taunty guy won in the end? The way it's cut it almost seems like when the non-taunty guy walks behind the taunty guy that makes him lose.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

WhiteyTheGrouch posted:

There are better ways to make sure priceless clocks are at right at least twice a day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVhSjdDYjgA

Man, the ref was even right there

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
You know what cow eats a lot? My mother in law! If we stopped feeding her, why, we'd solve global starvation.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

radiatinglines posted:

I hope all the ladies out there are taking note of these goons' usernames. They're some real nice guys.

Sorry, dude, but ball and chain jokes are overplayed and not funny. Hope you have some other better opinions. :)

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

This one makes me :smith: it looks like he lost consciousness and that made in the fall out of the truck :(

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Shalkore posted:

What piece of poo poo just kicks a little kid like that? Deserved that punch for sure

Dude, there's a lot more to that video. That little kid grows up to be hitler.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Jippa posted:

Has some thing changed with gifv? They all look really massive in comparison to before? Like the truck pissing guy doesn't even completely fit on my screen.

They upgraded the entire internet like a couple of hours ago. Everything is bigger now.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Chichevache posted:

It's going to make a great episode on a CBS crime show.

Or three.

"wikipedia posted:

The Wasp knife was notably featured as a murder weapon in the Season 7 episode of CSI: NY, Identity Crisis; the Season 8 episode of NCIS, False Witness; the Season 12 episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Bang;

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Double Punctuation posted:

I don't know that much about BlackJack. Did he just double his bet on a super mediocre hand and get surprised when he lost?

He doubled on 11 when the dealer had a six up. This is actually a really good situation to be in. The most common card in the deck is worth ten, so you're ideally looking to turn your 11 into a perfect 21. And, since the dealer has a six up, you assume the dealer's other card is a ten, giving them 16. Dealers must hit on 16 and stay with 17 or above. So, 16 is kind of the sweet spot, since the dealer has to hit and will probably bust. The dealer even has to hit if they are already winning or tied. So even if you end up with a bad hand there is still a good chance the dealer will bust. So, his double down was completely correct, it just didn't work out.

Gross Dude has a new favorite as of 04:29 on Oct 16, 2016

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

It was a real ghost, but they thought someone was playing a prank on them.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

TontoCorazon posted:

What the gently caress is a gender reveal party? What?

Why would you feel the need to have a party just to feel all special about the loving gender of a loving baby?

What if they got a really cool gender and didn't want the excitement of the reveal diminished by a stuffy old doctor?

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Drunk Nerds posted:

idgi, but I desperately want to. Could someone pleasae explain?

Before the point in the video that we start at, the guy had been trying for a very long time to figure out what to do next in the video game. Then, he accidentally swims next to the bridge and it goes up, allowing him to pass. He thinks this is bad game design, because there was no way he could have known that, nothing in the game told him to do that. Then, he talks to a Shy Guy character that he ignored earlier and the shy guy tells him that the bridge goes up when you swim next to it. Then, he complains that it's bad game design to tell the player things like that.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

SiKboy posted:

Is her husband black? Because if he is, honestly I've heard worse plans.

Maybe you could have watched the video and figured it out :)

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
Please, everyone, it's ok. Let's not argue about this. I, supreme arbiter Gross Dude will determine which animals should die and which humans deserve to be hurt.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

At what point does it become entrapment? I'm not defending the dude at all, but if the officer starts off saying that she's 19 and switches it to 15 isn't that getting closer to the entrapment line?

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Yeah, no poo poo, Sherlock.

Another thing to consider is that he wasn't only crying because he'd have to do something he didn't want to do, but also have to do it for a very long time. He is going to lose years of his life that he'll never get back.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Slugnoid posted:

30 minutes "best of" compilation of the greatest telemarketer scamming robot ever, Lenny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXWNGCRfbSI

I don't know how to feel about the woman who is looking for the medical imaging center. On the one hand, she has a legit reason to call and it might be pretty serious. On the other, her confusion around why Lenny is the one answering the phones there is hilarious.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
Personally, I think the FBI should have rocket launchers.

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Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
You never did a series of tests

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