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chitoryu12 posted:I have a comment on a video somewhere pointing out where a guy crashed a loving minivan on the track, and I was wondering how he'd have to explain it to his family. He doesn't have to. They were in the van.
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Nuebot posted:My family once gave me a bottle of dirt for christmas because they thought it'd be funny to set me up for disappointment then give me the real present. It was pretty soul crushing, I won't lie and it was hard to be excited about something I really wanted after that, fighting back tears to say thank you for a bottle of loving dirt will really mess with your head. It wasn't even a nice bottle either. Maybe it was grandma's ashes.
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Crow Jane posted:When I was six or so, my folks threw me a surprise birthday party. All my friends from the neighborhood were there, as well as lots of relatives. And... a clown, which I had always been scared to death of. My parents had paid a clown to come into our house.There are pictures of me at the party, I'm smiling but my little eyes are full of fear. I asked my mom about it years later, she said she had wanted to get me over my fear of clowns by introducing me to a nice one. Plus she thought it would be funny. Tbh, my parents kind of own, even if I didn't fully appreciate their sense of humor til I was a bit older. This story sucks and would be better if your parents or other attendees didn't remember the clown.
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Aesop Poprock posted:I trained my pet rock to be a top tier slammer So did David.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Yeah, but also a racist and child killer. Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Well, yea but on the flip side he's a disabled war vet too. He already said racist and child killer dude. Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Well, the good news is she's probably not constipated anymore... Of course not, she's got a case of the runs.
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Syrian child soldiers using Syrian Child soldier weapons.
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HEY NONG MAN posted:No, "I'm the _____" is the current hot catchphrase. Something new will hopefully come around soon god willing. hahahaha
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Nitrox posted:I think it's the pictures of actual dicks and fake "mod approved" tag that did him in. Not sexy guys i only saw one dick
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This guy is not really good at making omelettes!
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This one is more baffling than the table tennis one by far.
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Slime posted:Your finger is exactly what they want by the sounds of it. For the first time ever.
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burexas.irom posted:That is interesting. Please tell us more about gaming platforms It's called a baseball diamond.
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Data Graham posted:I graduated in June 1994, the week when the big news was OJ Simpson's car chase. Everybody in my class wrote FREE OJ and SAVE OJ on their mortarboards Well? did it work?
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Parts Kit posted:Swiped from the skateboarding thread. Where's the skateboarding thread.
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Parts Kit posted:Off in Sports Argument Stadium oddly enough. I never go past first page thanks.
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Is cowboy magic buttfucking lube.
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