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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rQC3R4Mc90

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

ElGroucho posted:

This is the one

What the gently caress else are people in Alabama going to do

Look at the statue the glows when there's a car crash?

Poison trees?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
check this thread in a few weeks

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
here is a cake that involved nothing going soul crushingly wrong for the kid



Schadenfreude: the kid wanted a MLP cake

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Kramjacks posted:

Can a 9 year old be a brony?

considering it was a 9 year old Italian girl, probably not

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...ittle-Pony.html

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

LawfulWaffle posted:



The schadenfreude will come later, when the thread derails into talking about British television shows.

How many of those men are pedophiles

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Thwomp posted:

Anyone following the Arkham Knight debacle?

In short: WB Games/Rocksteady, makers of the previous Arkham games, released the PC version of Arkham Night four months ago. The game featured video stuttering, slowdowns, crashing, and every indictation of a badly ported PC release.

It was so bad that Steam started issuing refunds to players. WB/Rocksteady pull the game from Steam and promise to fix it.

Fast-forward to last night when the game went live again on Steam. While it isn't as bad as before, the game is still plagued by slowdowns, video stuttering, and crashing. The official patch notes suggest Windows 7 users periodically restart the game to avoid crashing. They also suggest Windows 10 users have 12GB of RAM installed.

All this while Valve marked all the previous bad reviews on Steam as "pre-release" once the patch went live. Of course, that wasn't the story behind those reviews and Valve has removed the tags.


All this is happening while the console versions worked fine from Day 1 and there were no issues surrounding previous PC-ports of Arkham games. WB Games/Rocksteady just completely hosed up.

Sources: Batman: Arkham Knight for PC pulled from Steam and retailers due to bugs
The Arkham Knight Re-Release Isn’t Going Down Well

It should be mentioned that in order to make good with the fans who have stuck by with the lovely game, WB and Rocksteady are going to give away free games.

They are giving away the first 3 games in the series and lovely portable game to the diehards who probably own those games already and are frequently on sale for $5.

And two special TF2 hats.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

ElGroucho posted:

Why not hexadecimal? What the hell, guys

It could be tonal.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I guess that the fans grew angry about the way the fight was scripted?

Fans in Philly will throw anything at anyone. Batteries at former players, chairs in a wrestling ring, and snowballs at Santa Claus

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
http://m.mlb.com/video/?content_id=527579583&topic_id=63106348

fresh "we blew our lead in the 9th inning and lost the World Series in extra innings" schadenfreude that only the Mets can produce

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
on another motorsports related note:

2 weeks ago: Joey Logano (Driver of the #22) ended Matt Kenseth's (Driver of the #20) bid for a championship on a questionable takedown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8n2Ltrx7Bc

In today's race, Logano was leading, and after Kenseth was laps down after being wrecked by one of Logano's team mates.

Then this happened

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Fo3 posted:

This seems to happen a lot in nascar, it's a good motorsport to watch for schadenfreude. I don't follow it but a while ago when I had insomnia it was on Australian TV at 4AM or something, so I have watched a few races hoping it would send me to sleep.
I remember a race early in the year or last year when one driver got taken out, got back on the track and took revenge, then the other driver got back onto the track just to finish the other guy off.
I want to say it was kenseth in that situation too, #20 rings a bell, and maybe kahne in the other car because I think it was #5.
Every other motorsport would ban these clowns (except motogp, because Rossi)

that might have been Jeff Gordon wrecking Clint Bowyer on his way to the garage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxAEnmOLXdQ

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Railing Kill posted:

:stonk:

Sorry. I just can't let that one go by without comment. Holy poo poo.

it was supposed to be James Earl Jones.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Nitrox posted:

Can you explain what's happening there? I can't see text on stamps on my tiny phone screen :(

James Earl Ray is the man who assassinated Martin Luther King Jr

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Bip Roberts posted:

You need your skin to live.

time to cover her in life saving parasites

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Anosmoman posted:

Well ACTUALLY roads are designed for much higher speeds! Speed limits are only set so low so the government can extort money from all the perfectly good and responsible drivers :shrek:

The USG passed a law and pressured the states to set a cap of 55 mph by restricting federal funds, even if the roads were designed for much faster traffic in the 70s as a way to reduce oil consumption during the energy crisis.

Act was repealed eventually, but institutional inertia and all that means there are still old roads that are lower than it needs to be.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

snergle posted:

why do they hate him? did he murder his family but forget to commit suicide?

wrestling fans and promoters are giant retards

Basically the hatred from Roman comes from a few places

WWE has a really popular guy named Daniel Bryan who has basically been a real underdog. He had been screwed out of the title several times and finally won it at Wrestlemania after his father died, and was poised for a decently long run.

Then it turns out the wrestling style that got him really popular really hosed up his neck, and he had to vacate the title a month into his reign because he needed surgery and an arm that could work.

When WWE broke up the Shield by having Seth "My ex-fiance posted my dick pics on twitter after I dumped her for a nazi" Rollins, around the same time of the title vacating, there were 2 babyfaces that came out of it - Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns.

Reigns was always given higher matches on the card, though Ambrose feuded with Rollins and headlined a show. The message is clear, WWE wants Roman Reigns to be the next Cena/Hogan/Bruno as a long lasting top babyface of the company.

Reigns was doing pretty well for a while, but Ambrose fans got miffed after he was written off TV (Ambrose left to film a movie) and Reigns was slotted into the Rollins program in his place. Reigns had to leave to get surgery (strangulated hernia), so he never really finished his feud with Seth, and Ambrose came back and the feud with Rollins kind of petered on until Hatsune Miku popped out of a lantern and things went to poo poo after that.

Fast forward to the end of the year, where Ambrose has a pretty good head of momentum, Reigns is building his back up again, and we get to the Royal Rumble.

The winner of the rumble gets a spot in the ME of Wrestlemania. Daniel Bryan coms back after finally getting a quack to clear his rehab, and is entered into the rumble as well.

People remember last year. They really want Bryan to win. They might be ok with Ambrose. Some of the snarkier fans don't want anything to do with Reigns, because he cooled off after his hernia surgery.

At the end of the Rumble, Reigns wins and the fans boo because it isn't Ambrose and it isn't Bryan.

Daniel Bryan then wrestles another 3 months still doing really stupid head and neck spots after his surgery and concusses himself right after Wrestlemania and he hasn't been on TV since.

chitoryu12 posted:

I've been falling behind on wrestling, but what I've seen of Roman is a lot of crap. The guy's a poo poo actor even by wrestler standards and doesn't have nearly as much charisma as WWE thinks he does.

Reigns is a decent promo, but they were really writing some horrible material for a while. Rock might have salvaged some of it, but having a dude who basically should be "I'm big. I'm strong. gently caress you. I'm doing this poo poo my way." should not be saying "Sufferin' Sucotash".

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Tiggum posted:

No.

He won't.

American presidential campaigns are these insane media sideshows where a bunch of people who clearly know better do their best to convince everyone else that the unlikeliest of possibilities is exactly as probable as practical certainties. The election will be between Hilary Clinton and probably Jeb Bush, and unless the Republicans as a whole (and whoever their candidate is) manage to do an insane amount of damage control, Hilary will win.

http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-endorsement-primary/

It isn't going to be Jeb!

If it isn't Trump, it'll likely be Rubio.

Scarf posted:

At the end of the day, the delegates that each candidate "wins" from the caucuses/primaries still have to vote for the candidate at the convention. Plus the parties can change their own rules for candidate selection. If it looked like Trump was seriously going to get the nomination, the RNC could take drastic measures and just select whoever the gently caress they want.

This would be even worse for the Republicans than a Trump nomination.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Regalingualius posted:

So, remember the "affluenza" kid who got off with probation for killing four people in a DUI, and who was recently allegedly caught on tape violating said probation by playing beer pong?

Guuuuess who just got an arrest warrant for failing to get in touch with his probation officer? :getin:

10 bucks says he's dead from an overdose

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

VanSandman posted:

This poo poo is intentional. The Truth Group is funded ENTIRELY by tobacco companies as part of the huge settlements from the 90s. Incompetence and tone-deafness is the name of the game.

You realize that the tobacco companies have no editorial control over any of the ads and that teenage smoking is the lowest that its been in decades, right

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://streamable.com/9pm9

the schadenfreude is that for 30 seconds, everyone watching on US broadcast TV just got silence

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Cpt Thorne posted:

Has science gone too far?

it hasn't gone too far unless i can pet one kitty's head while petting another kitty's head

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

canyoneer posted:

I had to look up Max Landis' film credits to see if he had written anything good or notable and the answer is nooooooope.

His father killed a couple of kids and directed some of the best comedies of all time.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Wanamingo posted:

That just reminded me, this live feed of abbey road is always worth a laugh. It's a busy street that's constantly being swarmed by tourists, and it always goes exactly like you'd expect.

http://www.abbeyroad.com/crossing

people getting hit by a car mid-stride and then yelling "HELP!"?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

All threads rotate three basic fights. Guns, transvestites, and Cracked. It seems we are on the Cracked one for now.

what about hoverboards

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://youtu.be/PVsIYdRJu4M

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

hanales posted:

Please explain this.

Booze. Lots of booze.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Based on the Youtube video, I'd say it's some WACKY MORNING ZOO!!! radio personalities being idiots, as they are oft wont to do.

The schadenfreude being on anyone who listens to their poo poo.

Nah. Bryan Alvarez (punchy guy) is a radio host, but he does a pro wrestling podcast with Vinny Verhei (the fat guy), and Wang (one of Bryan's BJJ students) occasionally does a guest spot on that podcast.

Bryan & Vinny record an annual podcast for Christmas ahead of time, and they videotaped it some time.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Grem posted:

Great. Now what makes you think anyone gives a poo poo about that?

I thought this was the thread where we laughed at drunken assholes punching each other. My bad.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Azhais posted:

I was under the impression that NC state was the 32 seed, the loss made Villanova miss the sweet 16. :shrug:

I don't follow basketball, I only remember anything about it because of all those March Madness bracket picking challenges and only like 5 people total picked Villanova to lose

its basically a 64* team tournament

teams are split into 4 region brackets of roughly even strength and seeded 1 to 16

at the end of regionals, the 4 remaining teams are split into 2 semifinals based on the region each represents, and those 2 teams play in the final

*-may actually be like 68

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

ranbo das posted:

Some top class NFL schadenfreude just went down. Two teams (Steelers and Bengals) who were big rivals were playing each other. A Steelers player knocked a Bengals player out with a hit the refs decided was legal. Later in the game as "revenge" a Bengal who was known for being a dirty player (Burfict) knocked out the Steelers quarterback (Ben). As Ben was being taken to the locker room for x rays all the bengals fans cheered and threw poo poo at him. The bengals score to go ahead, and the steelers get the ball and immediately turn it over to Burfict, who literally runs off the field to the locker room in celebration because he's so sure he won the game for his team. The next play, the Bengals turn the ball over and the quarterback he hurt (Ben) comes back on the field and leads the steelers down the field. Burfict takes a dirty shot at a defenseless wide reciever, concussing him and giving the Steelers the yards they need to win.

tl;dr lovely human being injures two other people intentionally, loses game for his team





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB_vTWq6xc8

You forgot the 2nd penalty where a Steelers coach walked over to like 5 Bengals and antagonize them and goad ed them into another personal foul

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Parts Kit posted:



Wow, a gif with a skateboard that doesn't result in someone being hurt by the board.

https://twitter.com/deathtoallmarks/status/685630258788347904


this is admittedly not schadenfreude, just stupidly great

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

tbf this is my reaction to drinking skyy anyway

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
this coinflip hosed the packers in the nfl playoffs

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

:perfect:

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