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TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

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Gorilla Salad posted:

Russian dash cams of the police catching all those horrible drivers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtQfcm-29lw


Extra Epic Fail Car Crashes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ-ku6kaFqs


Extra Epic Fail for October:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfhOGpTbmPY

I will never get tired of Russian dash cams.

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TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

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zakharov posted:

MRAs continue to be dumb as hell

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/gL7zSVl.png[[/timg]



Flawless logic

Every one of those motherfuckers has seen that movie seven times.

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

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It is :allears:

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

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Helios Grime posted:

He's not taking any chances. First a kick to the face followed by a chokehold.

What was he trying to do in the first place? I've spent ten minutes trying to figure it out.

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

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Unfunny Poster posted:

Nah, they got lost when I left that site. It's unfortunate but here's the thread on the official forums where they mostly acted butthurt over it for 40 some pages: https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/68600/article-by-themittani-com-exploring-star-citizen-s-grey-market

Edit - The best bit was the guy demanding I cross post the entire article onto CIG's forum for him because he refused to go to the site to read it and then the mods telling him to shut up with his constant demanding of that.

Everywhere you touch on the internet someone gets angry. Never change, mittens.

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

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Platystemon posted:

Ah yes, “Reapers”. :turianass:

I will never get tired of this joke.

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

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There are just so many unanswered questions...

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

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Gorilla Salad posted:

Sister Fails

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0WlCUOaAk4


I think the girl on the swing at 1:20 is the first time I've ever actually clutched at my face in a Fail Video. Thankfully you can see that she was fine and it was in fact her elbows and not her face which dragged across the ground.

The "Well gently caress me" leg lift at 1:49 was priceless

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

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Malachite_Dragon posted:

Hey, I'll happily admit I was wrong. I'll also say that "venomless but just has a really nasty mouth" was cooler.

They're alot less metal now.

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

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Sagebrush posted:

Somehow, the kids lighting themselves on fire seem sane in comparison to people dumping a bucket of boiling water on their head.

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

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Malachite_Dragon posted:

For the same reason loss prevention at big box stores aren't (in most places) actually allowed to stop thieves; if you do anything that could get the company in legal hot water for any reason, self defense or no, that's a firin'. 'Murica!

Not really.

You have to be able to move people out of clubs when they don't want to leave without hurting anyone or drawing attention to it. Physically throwing violent customers out the door is occasionally part of the job. Getting to know the cops who usually respond to things like bar fights is also part of the job.

So if you're a lovely, aggressive bouncer and you develop a reputation and push some drunk regulars into a fight because you haven't really gotten along in a while, and you think everyone's going to side with you, you might end up being wrong. You might get fired, charges might be pressed (even if you really were just defending yourself he wasn't) and bad things might happen.

If you're a dependable bouncer who knows how to de-escalate drunk people and you do better than half rear end the customer service side with regulars and such (everyone who does it more than 6 months, generally) everyone will line up behind you if a fight starts and you get involved somehow. Something like this with a gun to your chest on video and the instant reaction? Everyone sings the "legal self defense" song and some dude you flopped on the pavement in front of the "This is my third bar tonight" crowd goes to jail to think about what an idiot he is.

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

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This is anti freude, but I'm in the middle of April catching up reading the thread for like the last 6 months and watching this thread's reaction to Spicy and such is loving magical :allears:

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

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Thissssssss. This soothes me.

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

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So I think Mike Pence's website got hacked

http://www.officialmikepence.com/

quote:

In 2002 Pence stated in an interview that he declines to eat dinner or attend drinking functions without his wife present, although “I’m fine with [Karen] going out drinking with however many dudes she wants, I don’t get jealous like that.”

quote:

It was during this era that the future President established himself as a serious and respected voice in politics by exposing Mulan, a Disney animated film with a talking dragon, as malicious liberal propaganda.

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

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Oh then the shadenfreude is on me

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

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:perfect:

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

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I desperately need a gif of Steve Bannon taking The Long Walk.

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

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The level of stupidity required for this is astounding.

Kennel posted:

I'm pretty sure this wasn't posted here.

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/898601973934465024

Solice Kirsk posted:

Dude looks like he's 42.

I don't even know how to process this guy's existence. He sounds like a mid 40s tobacco executive and he's a sophomore in college. How does he sound like he's got a lifetime of sleazy experiences at 20?

TheSpiritFox has a new favorite as of 15:39 on Aug 19, 2017

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TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

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dialhforhero posted:

But where does Calzone fit?

Same category as a burrito prob.

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