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Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

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13Pandora13 posted:

Jesus, that pool of blood. :stare:

Transmission fluid is typically red like that.

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Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

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syscall girl posted:

Oddly he didn't say no to the director of Sharknado 2 in spite of only being paid in sardines

Sardines are awesome. At the very least they are worth box value in dollars and that's a lot better than HuffPo was offering.

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

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Choco1980 posted:

Are you sure? That seems like a pretty prominent penetration mark in the second to last pic :ohdear:

I think it's a leaf or something that got caught on the edge of a scale.

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

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mind the walrus posted:

Since we're talking about bears, sprays, and funny northern accents this is a good a time as any:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0

It's incomplete without Werner Herzog's reaction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INov9gQ2aUA

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

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Wasabi the J posted:

Re: Daniel Holtzclaw -- I get a sick satisfaction from his accusers allegedly singing happy birthday to him on his way out.

His sentencing was on his 29th birthday.

There's no "allegedly" about it; it was a real thing, and a reporter from the Oklahoman got a bit of video.

https://twitter.com/SchwabKyle/status/675143932301430788

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Is there a bigger rivalry in college football?

Alabama/Auburn might be a contender.

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

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Humphreys posted:

drat, that brought back memories of playing Pass the Pigs as a kid.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pass_the_Pigs

Somehow my first thought was "Bacon is often harder on the pigs?"

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

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I'm not sure if this goes in the Bad With Money thread or the Schaenfreude Thread, so I'll just put it in both. It might have been posted back in April, but I didn't see it in the few pages I checked!

It turns out that the obnoxiously spoiled Rich Kids of Instagram are doing their part to expose their parents' wealth to discovery by courts, tax agencies, and con artists. Of course, lying on social media is at least as common as the truth, so sometimes these stories end in admissions that the jewelry is fake, only the bills on top are real, and the boat is a rental.

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

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Gorson posted:

Holy poo poo that's an actual word, I thought you were just stringing consonants together. German words are like their cars, why do something simply when you can accomplish the same result through complexity?

Phh, that's nothing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcMT395UvWI

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

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-Zydeco- posted:

Some adora-freude

Schaaaaw-denfreude.

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5xeNePF-cg

The best part of this incident is the instructor getting back up and checking how bad the collision was before remembering that he was supposed to spazz out.

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

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This is my favorite tweet to come of the FyreFuckup so far:

https://twitter.com/Ol_Bub/status/857814092798734336

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

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SpacePig posted:

I don't know about that one, but I always think of the kid that thought he was going to a broccoli farm, and ended up at the circus, and was very disappointed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7yMZGA2lzg

The best part of this is the followup, where an actual broccoli farm saw the video, and arranged for him to visit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hswdDZgcwHA

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

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ranbo das posted:

I mean I got all that education and didn't realize the phrase "call a spade a spade" was super racist. I thought it was just talking about shovels.

It's supposed to be, but people misread it and take offense anyways. I'm sure some people on the other side embrace the racist interpretation. It's a bit like "niggardly" that way.

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

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mng posted:

There's a brand of chocolate covered marshmallow treats (flødeboller) that had to change their name from 'Sambo' to 'Samba' in the 90s because that poo poo didn't really fly anymore.

Also called 'negro kisses'.

Danes are loving trash, so sorry.

Could be worse. Could be Belgians, who have "Antwerpse Handjes", little chocolate hands.


They're not technically related to those :nms:other little brown hands they liked so much:nms:, but the echo is unfortunate at best.

To make things worse, Antwerpse Handjes were introduced in 1934, over 25 years after the abolition of the Congo Free State.

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

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Periphery posted:

The south east of Australia is currently experiencing an almost unprecedented rain event, with parts of Victoria expected to get almost the whole summers worth of rain in the first 3 days of summer. Of course people are stupid so that makes for some good content for the thread:

https://twitter.com/candysnap/status/936857173836972032

Maserati's logo is Neptune's trident; the car's just getting back to its roots.

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

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burexas.irom posted:

"I'm coming to take what you have and there's nothing you can do to stop me."

Well, I could live on the 2nd floor and not have an elevator.

If you have stairs in your house, you are protected?

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

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It was at this moment that Peter admitted his career wasn't what it used to be.

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Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

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I'd be disappointed if this got buried without comment (but not as disappointed as the cat).

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